Urayne Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 just make "yo momma's so...." jokes here! rules: no cussing! no bulling! no spamming! (stupid spambots not allowed :P) the usual forum rules apply! only one joke per post! ill start: yo momma so fat she pulls the satalites out of orbit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 yo momma so fat she pulls the satalites out of orbit! Weak, bro. Weak. Yo mama's so fat, she jumped and got stuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah~ Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying "Caution! Wide Turn". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Yo mama's so fat, when she pulled her pants down to take a bath, the full moon made the werewolfs come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Yo mama's so fat, when she went to take a nap, people mistook her for a Snorlax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Yo mama's so fat, when she went to take a nap, people mistook her for a Snorlax. I know it's s***, sue me. I actually laughed out loud at this, so it's fine. Yo mama's so fat, her belly button came home 5 minutes before her head did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Your mother is so fat, that when she went to fight Dio Brando, her stand was a roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glitch Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Well, your mothers must not have raised you right because you're not saying very nice things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 When Tarukus pulled out his sword, yo mama pulled out her fingernail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah~ Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Yo mama is so ugly that when she drove past area 51, she was thought to be extraterrestrial life. They took her away never to be seen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:^) Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Yo momma so ignorant, she let her children become asses who insult other mothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Yo mama so ignorant, she can't take a joke Yo mama so fat, she drank a monster. Its roars of agony can still be heard inside her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 The trampoline was once called jumpolines, until yo momma jumped on it. (man, I'm really uncreative). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urayne Posted April 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 yo momma so fat when she wore high heels, she struck oil! yall it can be any yo momma joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tormented Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Yo mamma so dumb she gave birth to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BehindTheMask Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 yo momma so fat, that when she walked past the tv, i missed three episodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urayne Posted April 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 yo momma so fat, that when she walked past the tv, i missed three episodes. dang! i was just about to say that! yo momma so stupid she broght a spoon to the superbowl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks Dick Cheney is how you keep a man around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateIRS Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Your female parent's intellectual capacity is sufficiently lacking as to make her incapable of performing such basic mathematics as differential calculus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Yo mama so fat and dumb, when you introduced her to your aunt, she stepped on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glitch Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks Dick Cheney is how you keep a man around. ...it's not? Oh, I, um, knew that. Pfft, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urayne Posted April 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 yo mommas so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "ONE AT A TIME PLEASE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Yo mama's so dumb, she looked down the barrel of a gun for a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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