Ezmoe Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 (you... you know I'm a guy.... right?) Granted, but you get stuck in Hell. I wish I had the best laptop and fastest internet connection in existence So, I didn't say sex slave. I'll use you as a foot rest. Granted, but summer is a relentless heat-wave of pain and suffering. I wish to be less dark with my descriptions. Granted, you're more dark. I wish for a better phone, I keep dropping calls and my mom is pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracoswag Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Granted, but it is a indoor payphone. I wish I was actually notable for something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezmoe Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Granted, Notable for being the first person to ever love terrorists. I wish I had a life time supply of Ramen Noodles that never ever expires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracoswag Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Granted but it is expired. I wish I can talk to animals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Granted, but you can only talk to them in Spanish. I wish that city had more public buses on weekdays (especially when you try cramming 60+ college students, some of them are very large, into one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezmoe Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Granted, but they move at 0.5 MPH. I wish Dragons grew faster >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracoswag Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Granted, but the grown Dragons incinerate you. I wish I was the best elf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezmoe Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Granted, but you suck at everything else, such as walking and breathing. I wish I had some Pink Lemonade right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bad post Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Granted, but it's poisoned and you die. I wish I could play the Persona games I preordered already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracoswag Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Granted, but there is no sugar in it. I wish I can have roasted Duck right about now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezmoe Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 I feel special, I got 2 answers :3. Granted, but it's poisoned and you die. I wish I could play the Persona games I preordered already. They were delivered yesterday, but eaten by a dog. Granted, but there is no sugar in it. I wish I can have roasted Duck right about now. I'd help. But I gotta corrupt... Not cooked correctly, and you suffer from a scary amount of food poison, leaving you with diarrhea for 3 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 I wish that I had a wish to corrupt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted, but it was uncorruptable. I wish I had a duck army. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracoswag Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted, but all the Ducks are brainless and dont follow orders. I wish I had a secret wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezmoe Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted, but it was revealed on reddit. I wish I had a chance to meet Usher or some of my favorite artists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted but its when the turn evil and try to rob your houseI wish for more time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 You do, you get more jail time. I wish no one would make any more wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiz Fri Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 Granted, but then some turd comes up and wishes another wish anyways, but worded differently. I wish to request a wish in which I would wish for the legendary sword Durendal to be released from it's stone prison in France at my touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezmoe Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 Request denied. I wish Newbies had a contract to fulfill in their time of joining YCM. They must make atleast 50 Posts, none of which are SPAM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Granted, but then after the 50 posts, they start spamming, in which case the [Intentional Spam] warns come out. (As you probably can guess, said warns are very harsh + stay for a good while) I wish I had the power of flight. (It would make getting to places easier, considering how crowded public transport is at times down here) Off-topic: That would be a nice idea though; as we still have a good amount of new members who post less than satisfactory things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Request denied. I wish Newbies had a contract to fulfill in their time of joining YCM. They must make atleast 50 Posts, none of which are SPAM. Does SPAM stand for Snacks Propagate And Meander?OT: You get shot down by artillery because people thought you were a missile I wish that I knew why to wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezmoe Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Granted, but then after the 50 posts, they start spamming, in which case the [Intentional Spam] warns come out. (As you probably can guess, said warns are very harsh + stay for a good while) I wish I had the power of flight. (It would make getting to places easier, considering how crowded public transport is at times down here) Off-topic: That would be a nice idea though; as we still have a good amount of new members who post less than satisfactory things. :D You know, the very first wish on this thread was the ability to fly. You gain the power of flight, through intense pilot training, and billions on a plane. Does SPAM stand for Snacks Propagate And Meander? OT: You get shot down by artillery because people thought you were a missile I wish that I knew why to wish Granted, it's for the hell of it. I wish for a bowl of cereal that is healthy and delicious with a good amount of chocolate in it. I love it when I reply to 2 wishes XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChainsofHell Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 Granted, but all of your milk and spoons disappear! I wish for MEM NaN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord darkus 11 Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 granted but you will explode after granted is sayed i wish i was Legendary Knight Critias Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracoswag Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Granted, but your armor is extremely vulnerable. I wish I could actually contribute to this Forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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