Sailor Gourmet Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Granted- you work tirelessly towards your newfound inspiration, devoting hours to the best set you have ever done. You compile your work and get ready to post it on the forum. However, when you get to the page, you realize that someone else already used your idea. I wish for a cup of coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 granted but it falls from the sky, lands on your head and scalds you i wish for a flag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Granted, its made from the skin of your family and friends and you proceed to lead a ship of cannibals who are drawn to your banner. You guys get lost at sea and they eat you. But since you're their captain, they have respect for you and don't kill you, they ration you off bit by bit. In the end, they leave you alive with only your torso and no limbs while the rest of them ate each other and starved. You starve to death at sea, since you have a hamster feeder thing for water. I wish I had a beautiful, ever-faithful maid who was even more competent and powerful than Sebastian from Black Butler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezmoe Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Granted, However she demands a pay salary you can't possibly hope to pay. I wish that I could travel between different universes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Granted but you get stuck between dimensions I wish for a wish to wish for a wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 granted but you don't know what to wish I wish for a fish, so that I can fish for a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted, but all the water in the world dries up I wish I had a wish that wished for a wish to get a wish to wish for a fish that could wish for a wish to be wished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 granted but since you don't know what you just said, your not intirely sure if you got what you wanted. I wish for a translator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 I do know what I said. Granted but the only thing it can do is translate English to gibberish I wish for a wish to wish for a wish that would wish for a wish that would wish for this wish to be wished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 granted but only the first wish comes true, the others and are just dreams I wish for an anti-gravity goat herder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted but it floats away since it is unaffected by gravity. I wish that I had more reps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 granted, these are for you "rep, rep, rep, rep, rep, rep" I wish for a grasshopper that could weld metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted. It betrays you and locks you in a cage. I wish that I was a moderator on this site who is forever well liked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 granted, but Striker is murdered and there are no suspect's, being the mod that you now are you set out too find the killer and avenge your brother in spam prevention I wish what I just said would actually happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted but it doesn't I wish that I could freeze time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 granted but your freeze your self aswell and time never continues I wish I could rip bricks apart with my bare hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted but it tears your hands apart also. I wish for a xsndfjcjcksjxhc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 granted, but it's in upper case (XSNDFJCJCKSJXHC) I wish for no more banana's, no more banana's today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted but a watermelon falls on your head and you are knocked out for a day I wish for a high quality lowercase iviixgzgyvvkbkkgirstsyuvikvhtdreetugonomlkuycyrsdyfoj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 granted but it will arrive in the mail 3 weeks from now I wish for a camera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted. It's a camera for babies that doesn't even take pictures I wish that I had a pet dhdjdwjhdmfk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 granted but it turns out to be a dog named Derek I wish I had a melon proof hard hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezmoe Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Granted, but you can only wear it when melons aren't falling. I wish newbies strived to become better members, instead of posting their intro and leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Granted. They post their intros, spam the site, then leave and become better and tougher members of gangs. I wish that I had a _______. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 granted, but then you GET AN AXE IN THE FACE!!! I wish I was indestructible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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