corrupt a wish

[Flash Flyer - Sakura]

Granted, but it exploded.

 

I wish that I had a Garchomp (for battle/alternate mode of transportation because traffic sucks)

[Elijah~]

Granted but it has a horrible Nature/IVs and is incredibly slow.
I wish I had a giant Togekiss.

[Flash Flyer - Sakura]

Granted, but Adamant Choice Band Metagross bullet punches it to death. 

 

I wish Pokemon Emerald Adventures was released in English already [see Latias as a maid]

[Dracoswag]

Granted, but it gets canceled.

 

I wish I had the power to take others wishes away.

[Excalibur the Divine]

Granted but you can only take away wishes made in 1000AD.
I wish I had the power to do anything I wanted to do

[Elijah~]

Granted but you can only use for five seconds
I wish I was more intelligent

[Excalibur the Divine]

Granted but everybody else does too, even more than you

I wish I could teleport

[Elijah~]

Granted but you can only use it once every month.
I wish for a sandwich

[UltimateIRS]

Granted, but the turkey's a little dry.

 

I wish people would stop making wishes that totally ignore how physics works.

[Excalibur the Divine]

Granted, but there are riots and you get killed and the wish gets undone

I wish I had more YCM points

[UltimateIRS]

Granted. You can claim them by posting in certain sections.

 

I wish I could alter coefficients of friction at will on any object that I can see, via a method that has no material or spiritual cost, and not endure any bodily harm or other thing that would prevent me from winning billions betting at sporting events through this method, and also have full knowledge of the inner workings of this method.

[Aix]

By haphazardly modifying molecular properties, and thus crushing the laws that govern the world, the world falls into ruin, leaving only you and hard cash in this cold empty universe. By some side effect of cosmic manipulation, you have acquired immortality.
 
I wish I was omnipotent.

[UltimateIRS]

Granted, but the paradox inherent in omnipotence makes you cease to exist.

 

I wish religion would just go away.

[Excalibur the Divine]

Granted. It goes away from Pluto and comes to earth

I wish that I knew whether the games sections gives points and post count

[UltimateIRS]

Granted. It doesn't.

 

I wish WIXOSS would come to USA.

[Draconus297]

Granted- however, you'll have to wait exactly 9 years, 9 months, 9 days, 9 hours, 9 minutes, and 9 seconds . . . and you will die in exactly 27 seconds.

 

I wish I knew what was wrong with my phone.

[Excalibur the Divine]

Granted. Your touch breaks the phone. When you realize that, it's already too late

I wish I knew where I left my watch

[Elijah~]

Granted but it breaks when you find it
I wish I could alter Newton's Law of Gravity.

[UltimateIRS]

Granted, but you cannot alter gravity itself.

 

I wish for zero wishes.

[Dracoswag]

Granted, but someone wishes for you.

 

I wish the next posters wish is something awkward.

[Draconus297]

Granted. However, that word doesn't mean what you think it means.

I wish for everyone to get over all their hate in one day of digging holes, followed by general peace and goodwill.

[Flash Flyer - Sakura]

Granted, but it returns later. (* cue the Curse of Hatred *)

 

I wish I had cable TV.

[Nathanael D. Striker]

Granted, but you only have a couple channels.

I wish I could go to California.

[Draconus297]

Granted. It sucks here just about as bad as everywhere else. All that it really impacts is the flip-flopping policies, terrible property values, and unmistakable stench of various illicit substances.

I wish things would get better here.

[Flash Flyer - Sakura]

By here, you mean YCM.

 

Granted, but it only lasts for 10 minutes, then every member with 100 or less posts get permabanned because of a power trip in the staff area.

 

 

 

I wish members actually read the CC Rules before posting.