Kyng Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Try to recall if I have a place to rest my head for the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 You recall there being a hotel, but as you try to pay for the room, the $500 cheque you use in the attempt is rejected on the account that it was forged. Do you...? A.) Pay $500. B.) Try to reason with the check-out chick that refused the cheque. C.) Flip the stupid b**** off and walk into a random room to crash in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 D) Make sweet, yuri love with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 The clerk turns out to be a porn star with cameras filming in secret all around the room. Do you: 1. Not notice them? 2. Get more dramatic for better porn quality? 3. Book it, knowing you're not getting paid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 2, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Fine. The video gets developed and uploaded, and you become popular on various porn sites. The clerk calls you up later and asks you to take part in another shoot. What do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Take the offer, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 The Clerk (which is her pornstar name, just cuz) gives you directions and you follow them turn by turn. Your destination is an abandoned bookstore surrounded by gang members, each holding their own everyday construction tool as weapons (all are different.) They approach you, and you are armless. What do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Commit seppuku. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut - Envoy of the End Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Having commited this act, despite your surprisng and quite baffling lack of arms, you find yourself in hell for the second time in as many pages, wondering how on earth your life got so messed up you managed to die twice in such quick succession. Or twice at all. =/ What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Check the Tentacle Room once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut - Envoy of the End Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Check the Tentacle Room once again. Obsessed much? :blink: Anyway, the 'Gone to Lunch' sign that was in place earlier is now gone. In its stead is a huge, green, many eyed and many tentacled monster. Another victim of hell, the previous person to stumble into this room in simply blind excitement to you, lies in the corner, they are not moving and if this wasn't hell already would probably appear dead. But since it's hell, then of course they are dead regardless, and are now presumably just recovering from what that... thing, did to them. The creature's many eyes focus on you, it's next target... I would say what you are at this point, quite literally are, but I think that's probably where this is going anyway... <_< But hey ho, surprise me. What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Use a wizardly spell to teleport me back to Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 You met with the clerk once again, which surprised that you're back from the dead and decided to herald you as a messiah. What do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Having commited this act, despite your surprisng and quite baffling lack of arms... lol icwatudidther OT: Make a porno under the name "Messiah" using tentacles that I secretly grabbed from Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 But then Bruce Wayne spontaneously becomes your manager for said pr0n series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Bruce Wayne then made a move for you. What do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 I make my own moves! And I'll start by kicking him in the nads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Bruce Wayne is wearing a cup. Unphased, he grabs your leg and starts feeling up. What dooooo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Well, unbeknownst to him we share the same type of reproductive organs and mine are bigger than his, so I'll just guide his hands underneath my skirt and see his reaction to what exactly he feels :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 He steals your genitalia and adds it to his own's mass, before escaping, destroying your chances of a porn career. What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 I make a new penis out of a tentacle and keep doing what I'm doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Your new-found "penis" tries to rape you cause it has the mind of a typical tentacle monster. Do you...? A.) Encourage this "penis" of yours to rape Bruce Wayne instead, as an act of revenge for ruining your porn star career. B.) Rip it off 'cause it's part of your body and thus should be obeying your every whim but isn't. C.) Let it go for this attempted rape because since you actually enjoy it, it's technically not actually raping you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Option A, cause that bastard doesn't have the balls to hold mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Fly away to a wonderful place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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