Maeriberii Haan Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Found a host for my spirit, then rent a totally random scooter from a stranger. Currently far behind the lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 After being announced having started my second lap via officials, as well as confirming the track as one enormous loop, I maintain the lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted January 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Little did Kyng know, those "officials" were fired by Mr. Dave, the host of the race for announcing incorrect information. Mr. Dave also confirmed that the track is NOT one enormous loop, thus Kyng still languishes further behind the pack as one of my British Clones maintains the lead. Fighting Mongooses in the lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 I shrug and turn into a boulder, and tilting the universe, gain ridiculous momentum, storming into the lead and crushing the clone in the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernaLiza Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 Kyng.... You turning into boulder spontaneously somehow got me stuck in side the boulder. Or technically you. Am I able to breath inside a boulder-human? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 Not amused with the development of things, I summoned my space ship and start chasing after the rolling stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 I make airholes so Liza can breath while the sheer momentum maintains our lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 I calculate that your momentum stops just short of the finish, allowing me to take the lead at the last second and wi-*shot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Liza shoots you and rolls in the boulder to pass the finish line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Unfortunately for Liza I pushed the finish line into a black hole, meaning whoever wins is guaranteed to die NOW, SHALL THIS FLOWER OF DEATH BLOOM ONCE AND FOR ALL, KYNGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Prior to the instant of finishing the race I cast a wizardly spell to remove the black hole, securing first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 But I pressed the Reset Button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Do whatever ya want. I gotz me my first place trophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Meanwhile, as you openly display your first place trophy which you clearly bought from eBay, I take the lead from out of nowhere. ... Fighting Mongooses in the lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 The Race Marshals disqualify the Flying Mongooses for Libel and Slander of the Race's Winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 British is the Race Marshal. And last time I checked, he was a part of the Fighting Mongooses. As such, we Fighting Mongooses are not disqualified, thank you very much. ... Fighting Mongooses in the lead. Also, Kyng is disqualified for mistyping the name of the team in question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 You can't disqualify the winner of the race when he's already won it, especially on such stupid grounds. Furthermore after revealing this you are further disqualified for having administrative members of the race on your team, thereby corrupting the race's integrity. The Fighting Mongooses (apologies for uncaring to know the name's correct spelling due to sheer insignificance) are disqualified from the race and all races by this board for the foreseeable future, for both appalling grounds for attempting disqualification and for violating the race's integrity.I win the race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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