Would you rather...

[Sora1499]

I'm not sure if this thread is here in Games already, but screw it.

 

Rules are simple:  You state 2 scenarios, then the person below you has to state which of the two they're rather do.

 

Also, nothing sexual please.  Innuendos are ok as long as they don't get too crass, but no outright sexual scenarios.

 

I'll start:

 

Would you rather be covered in hair from head to toe or have no hair at all?  (including eyebrows, etc.)

[·Toot]

I'd rather be completely smooth lol.

Would you rather jump out a plane without a parachute or deepsea dive without a wetsuit?

[Sora1499]

So would I rather be crushed to pieces or become sidewalk pizza?

I'd rather jump out of the plane. At least you get that little bit of fun before you die.

Would you rather have infinite money or the powers of superman?

[Flash Flyer - Sakura]

I'll take the money.

 

Would you rather be unpopular but happy or the most popular guy in the world but eternally upset?

[Sora1499]

Unpopular but happy. Would you rather eat a raw egg or have a nasty paper cut for a week?

[L0SS]

Raw egg. Because it's quick. Would you rather live without Films/TV or without Music?

[Sora1499]

Oh god why Plainy ;~;

Without cinema.

Would you rather eat a delicious cake but get a terrible stomachache afterwards or eat a cake that tastes terrible but afterwards you feel amazing.

[·Toot]

Ugh... I hate store bought, but I also hate stomach aches. :P So I'd take the grotesque cake.

 

Would you rather be in a coma for a week (having the best dream ever) or would you rather become an insomniac for a week (while feeling like you're about to die [lack of sleep])?

[goddamnit names are a pain]

I'd rather be in a coma. Not now though, that would suck. 

And depends on...best dream....heheh. Need meh sleep though. How thinking gets done.

 

Would you rather die alone or with others?

[Sora1499]

With others. No obvious ones pls. Would you rather be a site moderator or a renowned member of a site?

[Maeriberii Haan]

A site moderator. Because POWAAH. Would you like to die honorably, or live the rest of your life without dignity?

[goddamnit names are a pain]

I would rather die with Honor.

 

Also, I was trying to make my question less obvious, but derp. Is it wrong that I want to die alone, so I don't trouble anyone? You know, other than family.

 

Would you rather Get a lot a gifts you don't necessarily want or one that you didn't see coming but you really needed/wanted?

[Sora1499]

Probably the one that I didn't see coming. Quantity > quality, you dig?

Would you rather turn into a toad for a day or be a tiny bit more ugly than you are now for the rest of your life?

[◇ Void ◇]

I can't afford to be any uglier, so I'll take the toad for a day.

 

Here is a weird one to set the men from the boys:

 

Would you rather be going over the top of the trenches in WW1 or going to school in your birthday suit while under the effects of various hallucinogenic drugs.

[BlackAsAWhiteWall]

Birthday Suit, that sounds so much more fun :P

 

 

Would you Rather:

 

Sleep in a Barn

 

Or

 

Kiss a Male Rooster on the lips and post it on youtube 

[Sora1499]

I already put my mouth on cock on a daily basis, so I'll go with option 2.

 

Would you rather have the body of a five-year-old but keep your brain or the brain of a five-year-old but keep your body?

[·Toot]

I'd rather have the body of a 5yo with my brain. Lol.

 

Would you rather be a cow or a turkey?

[Aix]

Cow.

Would you rather be permanently immortal or sleep forever?

[coolspy74]

Immortal.

 

 

Would you rather get a haircut from a dentist or get your cavity filled by a barber?

[Sora1499]

Haircut.  I hear filling cavities is painful as fuck.

 

Would you rather be forced to permanently play Dragon Rulers or Spellbooks?

[·Toot]

Seeing how the Dragons will get hit (and I never really like them), I'll say Spellbooks.

 

Muku-muku or Pyon?