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[Avaren]

Original text:

"I give onto thee, my greatest wishes and desires."

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"I carry you, the desires of expression and the biggest desires. "

[Northern Sage]

Original text:

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"When the life of the juice of lime and lemon"

(Random)

 

 

Original text:

"I am a shoeless god of war!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"There is no reason"

 

(This one snowballed into insanity)

[宇佐見 蓮子@C94]

After 35 translations by Bing....

"All your base are belong to us"

becomes:

"In the United States." Which is actually kinda creepy seeing what the US is doing in the middle east. 

 

After 35 translations by Bing...

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Becomes:

"Spain, thought it was in Harbin." Sounds like a line from a Hetalia fanfic written by somebody with limited English. 

 

After 35 translations by Bing...

"He has obtained the facade used to overcome life's hardships, the Persona Jiraiya!"

becomes:

"Your Degree" Chinese fucked up everything. It turned "The extent of your stuff" to the final translation now. 

[Speedy the First]

Original text:

"Hello, my name is Master of Drakes!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hey Johannes the Baptist"

[Northern Sage]

Original text:

"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The warmth of the people. He said: we have a winner."

 

Original text:

"Ey! Sexy Lady!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The European Community ', a beautiful woman."

[EPTinYugi]

Original text:

"I love eating chicken off you mom's belly."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Eating meat."

[Maeriberii Haan]

Original text:

"I'll beat you up, but I'll stop short of killing you."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"But it is easy to kill"

 

Original text:

"In this topic: OP is a faggot"(not this topic)

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This section describes the beautiful car."

 

Original text:

"Bad Translator translates stuff badly"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The tradition is not valid."

 

Original text:

"Goomy is love, Goomy is life All hail goomy"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I love the original Dragon."

 

Original text:

"da da da da dad a da da d a da"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I know, I know, I know, I know, and I understand that."

 

Original text:

"Where is the wall?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"China?"

[Flash Flyer - Sakura]

Original: "I hate Fairies...Dialga, use Flash Cannon and annihilate every single one of them!"

Translated: "(I) adventure. Weapons and destroy the color."

 

Original: "The semester's not halfway over yet, but I have to write my schedule for the spring by next month. And whose bright idea was it to have all the needed classes at 4 pm?"

Translated: "The date and time. Install the spring of the following year, I was in 4 levels."

 

Original: "There's no way I'd ever have any sympathy for those...humans"

Translated: "I'm sorry, but it is a bit on the side."

 

Original: "Little boy, this is despair! Turn end!"

Translated: "A little desperate. Finally, I come to me!"

 

Original: "If you don't have any constructive comments, then stop posting in Realistic Cards."

Translated: "If you have a taste for creative and critical."

 

Original: "You'd better be out of my bed when I get up, otherwise you'll feel what it's like to suffer through an 8.0 magnitude earthquake..."

Translated: "And then a small earthquake at least doubled to 8 results."

 

Original: "The YCM Drinking Game...Take a sip everytime YCMaker makes an update" (From the old thread by Crab Helmet; older members might know who this was)

Translated: "This wine is really bad. I'm always looking for YCMaker."

 

(BTW, all translations were done with Bing 35x)

[Northern Sage]

Original text:

"There was absolutely nothing inside the mailbox. Nothing after nothing came bursting out."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... E, there is no ... It will be moved on the screen."

 

Original text:

"Thank you for taking the time to read this sign. This sign loves you."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Thank you for taking the time to read this article. This option is selected."

[Speedy the First]

Original text:

"I hate you, you hate me, we're one messed up family."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... We would like to see me boring."

 

"And who are you?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"How to evaluate?"

 

"Start Translating (Badly!)"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"(For additional information)."

[Northern Sage]

Original text:

"AND THIS IS BETWEEN OUR BUTTCHEEKS."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"XI an"

 

What the crap.

[Airride]

Original text:

"I have been reborn anew. It's time to start a new chapter of my life... Neo Airride, awaken!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"(D) (retail). Start a new chapter in her life she Iridium to wake up."

 

HOW

[Elijah~]

You are the love of my life. 39 translations later: I'll burn your house down. How!!!?