steve has a hard time loving lampshade dragon

[Windowlicker]

It's bad translating time, chums.

 

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

 

Post your best, before and after.

 

EDIT: If it bugs out, try either closing your tab or refreshing the page. Or both, if you like.

 

Or, in the wise words of Bing:

 

If you know Aktwalisir, you can disable faith-sharing accounts.

[mido9]

Came here 100% expecting spambot

[Windowlicker]

Came here 100% expecting spambot

 

I intend to impress. <3

[Legend Zero]

"Call me LZ."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This is the plan."

What is the plan? Why, moving this to Games, of course!

[Northern Sage]

"Darn, I love those people dying" becomes "My mother and I will move those people" with 35 translations.

[Instinct]

27 translations

 

"Tonight my darling, we will make beautiful and passionate love under the moonlight."

 

"At night, they are cheap. Nice and light."

[AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW]

[spoiler='Stuff']

"Surrender yourself to the machine. Your society needs you."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The computer must be completed."

 

 

"No person or beast will help me if I fall off of a wall."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If it helps to break down our country and blood."

 

I hate when there is a fly in my house.

Back to English: I hate when they can melt away from the door of my house.

(The translator stopped working before the full 35 translations were given.)

 

 

"She will never live again."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Does not exist."

 

 

 

"She does not like the flower."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"United Kingdom"

 

 

"They have come for your money."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

". You will lose money."

[/spoiler]

 

The number of times when languages fail to recognize words (making the entire translations completely blank) is seriously aggravating. I couldn't even use "horse" to much avail. :/

[Susie]

After 35 translations "Say what again" becomes "2. at first sight"

 

After 35 translations "You're all plebs" becomes "All of the people"

 

After 35 translations "Quick run while you still have time" becomes "Die"

 

...okay I think that's enough

[Thar]

Original Text:

 

"shut the f*ck up you fat piece of sh*t"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Oil."

 

[hr]

 

Original text:

 

"I know what you're thinking. Did I fire six shots? Or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this confusion I've forgotten myself. So you have to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well do ya, punk?"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"6 comments what do you mean that he knew the line 5 Gibson ... Question: are you happy with it? Pork"

 

[hr]

 

Original text:

 

"Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Apple is very dark knees back the result of the formation of light BLINGOV the ball."

[Nathanael D. Striker]

I have conquered it!

 

"I love my girlfriend."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... I love my girlfriend."

[Airride]

Original text:

"THOU ART I I ART THOU BADDA BING BADDA BOOM GET A PERSONA"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"But to use Bing, which it"

 

close enough

 

Original text:

"thou art una pirate"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... Boat."

 

boats

 

Original text:

"heart and soul"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The heart and soul, Cadiz, Spain"

 

how

[Flash Flyer - Sakura]

Original Text: "Clustering wishes become a shining new star! Become the path its light shines upon!"

35 translations later (Bing): "News from the world of unlimited quantities of bright stars." (Remotely similar, I guess)

 

Original Text: "My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone."

35 translations later (Bing): "If you see these great achievements, especially in the United States. Because many people want to go back to his family, he died." (what?)

 

Original Text: "Whatever happened to that guy Icyblue who used to moderate here; he quit or somethin'?"

35 translations (w/random language): "Rose Aisiblo, for those who are." (This made no sense)

 

Meh, I had my fun.

[Northern Sage]

Original text:

"How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"And once you've learned to love the bomb"

 

Original text:

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What a man most of them is a mystery as deep as children?"

[~British Soul~]

"Do you want fries with that?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Murphy."

 

"Oh my god. Who the hell cares?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What is the problem, or contact you."

 

"I LIKE trumpets."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Heart burn for slavery."

 

"All your base are belong to us."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In The United States"

[:^)]

"I ate a bagel for lunch"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"He fought in the South."

[Mehmani]

"I ate a bowl of cereal while kicking my cat. Funky."

 

Gives

 

"Sapenchaek seeds nutrition."

[Northern Sage]

Original text:

"Zydrate comes in a little glass vial"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Product."

 

Huh.

[thesynchrohero]

"Oh Blargh, Donkey dogbird owl"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Dogberd and Jesse owls Oslo"

 

Random, I know

Edit: "Destiny "Tiga" cannot rap"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You can add."

 

Destiny is someone I know, and Tiga is his nickname. Doesn't suit him

[WhyDidIJoinThis-.-]

Um, well.

Original text:

"A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"( B) (c), (d), (f) (f), (g) (h): (I) (j) to affect the x and p Q-r-s-t."

 

[~British Soul~]

"I'll use this trusty frying pan as a drying pan."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"She fell in love with the real bread."

[~ P O L A R I S ~]

Disregard. :>

[~ P O L A R I S ~]

"This legendary dragon is a powerful engine of destruction. Virtually invincible, very few have faced this awesome creature and lived to tell the tale." 

 

to 

 

"The myth is a powerful tool for almost all of the history of the Christian life."

 

Was the 29th translation (I clicked close and hunted it down), but it's still pretty awesome.

[bury the year]

Original text:

"What in the world is this?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

""

I think I broke it.

[Cin]

'Surrounded By Idiots'

 

35 translations later, Bing gives us.

'From: stupid'

 

Did another just to see.

'It's called, "Is There a God?'  - Wednesday Addams quote

35 translations later, Bing gives us.

"God, please?"  - if on random

"But oh my God, thank you" - Not on random

[Speedy the First]

Original text:

"Hello, my name is Master of Drakes!"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"Hello, I call me the possessor of Erpeln! "