Danilus Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Abaddon then proceded to chase the dog around with a metal baseball bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Then Steven shot NP Sage in the leg and blamed GTA :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abaddon Posted February 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Thus, NP Sage became a one-legged dog, and Abaddon caught up with him quickly, but his good nature kicked in and decided not to hit him with the bat; unfortunately, when he threw it away, it hit Steven in the face. Or should that be fortunately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 It should be forunetly, because it knocked the popcorn out of his nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abaddon Posted February 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Suddenly, Steven recalled the word bye, and was so overjoyed, he said it, then left the ranch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 NP Sage then died,but was reborn when Abaddon played Monster Reborn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abaddon Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 (NP Sage died :evil: But I'm gonna let you off :P)Â Carrying on with his card playing streak, Abaddon played Share the Pain and tributed a nameless dog to kill another nameless dog, or in short, a cockfight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 The NP Sage opened a Strike of Neos booster pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abaddon Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 And drew from within an Ultra Rare "Demon God Nohreras"! Abaddon suddenly turned into a being of pure rage, and started setting fire to things, cursing NP Sage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Then NP Sage sold the card on e-Bay and abaddon turned back into a human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danilus Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 And just then Danilus showed up, then there was peace across the land untill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Both of the crazy men with chainsaws sons came with bigger chainsaws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Forntunately, Frunk once again collected up all the chainsaws, and walked away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 But Frunk had lost a leg getting the chainsaws so he passed out before he could get away,so the men took the chainsaws back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Fortunately, he shot all of them in the leg with sleep darts, quickly re-attached his leg, and got far away from the ranch before anyone could stop him :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abaddon Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 The chainsaw men and their sons without chainsaws found themselves without purpose, and so became Aaddon's private army, raging war against NP Sage, while trying to find the Demon God Nohreras that he sold to someone in Finland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 NP Sage then killed Abaddon with a shotgun because he had been metiened in ten or more posts, got the men with chainsaws on his side then, sold his Ra card to the devil to get eternal life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abaddon Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 (Do you ever read the rules? Named characters CANNOT DIE. By the way, I said you can remove them from the story after 10 posts, no characters under any circumstances are actually allowed to die. I'm going to assume that you used your sage-like powers to send Abaddon enter an ether of nothingness.)Â While NP Sage was boasting to his chainsaw-wielding buddies about his immortality, he did not notice the Barlanese Goddess of Plenty suddenly appeared. This particular Barlanese Goddess' favourite card was Ra, thus became infuriated and used her powers of plenty to raise up an army of dogs out of Steven, and set them on NP Sage and his band of merry maniacs. Â (Someone please post before NP Sage! Sorry mate, but your bias towards your own character is annoying) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Replies in the orders of questionsNOYes  Then Np Sage had printed in all the worlds paper that abaddon is annoying,then sent himself to where abaddon was just annoy him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Unfortunately, Frunk once again came alonjg and collected up all the newspapers, before disappearing and putting all the newspapers in the same place as the chainsaws... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abaddon Posted February 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 The Barlanese Goddess of Plenty cared little about the newspapers or the chainsaws, but instead was more intent of finding Ra. So, before her dog army annihilated Steven, she left the ranch and headed for Finland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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