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You're all fools for arguing amongst yourselves when we have already found a true, valiant hero among heroes to face this alien monstrosity.

 

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Together with Honest, our humble yet brave adventurer can gather the strength to destroy Superman by battle and send him to the Graveyard.

 

You're welcome, Elijah.

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Superman's attack is infinity.

 

Buten has 300.

 

With Honest, Buten fights Superman with an attack power of infinity plus three hundred, giving him more than enough power to withstand an attack from over five billion kilometers and hour and reply with hundreds more, Superman perishing.

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Given this scenario is in a fight, and Honest makes Buten objectively stronger than Superman, this becomes a curbstomp battle where all you see is Superman trying to fly away halfassedly with a torn outfit and sad look on his face that changes to surprise when Buten easily outspeeds him and puts him in a full nelson. Superman begs Buten to have mercy as Buten sheds a tear that his friend Honest sacrificed himself to give Buten the idea to not believe in the him who believes in Buten, but to believe in the him that believes in himself. Then you hear things like "Row Row Fight the Power" as Buten stands back up to avenge Honest and "Break the Unbreakable" synchronize perfectly as he breaks Superman's spine. Buten finishes by dashing in a helical pattern through Superman's chest, causing him to explode after yelling "CERTAIN KILL" and chaining the alien with familiar,giant glasses.

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Light Yagami {he writes Superman's name down, and he's dead}

Haruhi Suzumiya/Shinji Ikari {Can create destroy things at will, omnipotent beings}

 

So yeah, any others you guys can think of, or want to prove some of these wrong?

 

I can't speak for the others, since I don't know them, but one, Haruhi has no knowledge of her powers, nor can she think fast enough to undo Superman before she is a red mist.

Light has a similar problem, and also one that's much more glaring. Take a look at rule one of the Death Note:

"The human whose name is written in this note shall die."

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I can't speak for the others, since I don't know them, but one, Haruhi has no knowledge of her powers, nor can she think fast enough to undo Superman before she is a red mist.

Light has a similar problem, and also one that's much more glaring. Take a look at rule one of the Death Note:

"The human whose name is written in this note shall die."

Dood, totally said that last page.

 

*highfive*

 

...WHY THE HELL CAN'T I SLEEP?!?!?

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Lelouch vi Britannia would be smart enough to avoid getting on Superman's to-kill list or at least disguise himself and/or hide. And then, he can concoct some devious plan to get close enough to Superman to use the Geass and make Superman commit suicide.

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This thread has only increased my hatred for Superman.

 

Ummm...

 

God?  From the DC universe?  Look it up.   Although I'm not sure He counts as a character.

 


Alucard can't be killed, at least not by Supes, and can use magic, so he could indeed win.

Batman always has Kryptonite, so he could win,

ANY wizard from Harry Potter that got lucky enough to hit him, 

Any wizard that could withstand Superman's physical strength, so hypothetically a few Fairy Tail characters.

Q from Star Trek

Discord (assuming a few things about how his powers work)

Possibly Arceus, Palkia, or Dialga. 

Haruhi (or Kyon depending on which side of that fence you fall)

The Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann  can throw galaxies so....

 

 

That's all I got.

 

And no, Hulk couldn't win. 

 

 

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Can't Superman resist mental manipulation anyways? He might be able to fend off the Geass even if Lelouch was able to use it on him.

No.

Lelouch's Geass is on par with Spiral Power. He was able to garner the attention of the entire Collective Unconsciousness of Humanity.

Being able to use it on Superman is another matter.

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