Jord200 Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Story 1: Desu and Shard RPG: Bikinis, BBQ, and Bigfoot The school semester had ended for many in YCM City. For some unfortunate souls, it was still going on though. For those that were free, the beach awaited. “Let’s fire this thing up!” said British Soul as he started up a grill. “Jord! You bring the burgers?” he asked. “Indeed I did.” nodded Jord200 as he held up frozen hamburger patties and a knife. “Sora! You bring the hotdogs?” asked British. “You know it.” grinned Sora. “Wait, I though I was bring the hotdogs.” said Neph. “You were bringing the ribs. Your saying you brought hotdogs instead....” glared British Soul. Neph nervously looked around. “Maybe....” he said. “YOU IDIOT!” came an angry female voice. Koko jumped off from a nearby ledge, and landed on Neph’s back. This caused Neph the face plant into the sand. “Then go get some. Your queen orders it.” grinned Koko. “Fine. Just got off my back first....” groaned Neph. Desu and Shard arrived. Desu didn’t seem to care about anything, other than seeing the woman in bikinis and free food. Shard on the other hand, looked nervous. “Have you seen today’s newspaper?!” he said frantically. Jord took the paper from Shard. “Number 63: Shamoji Soldier’s effect revealed. Its almost as bad as Number 56: Go-” began Jord. “NOT SHAMOJI SOLDIER, you ecchi/harem loving numbskull! This!” said Shard. “What do we have here.....” began British Soul as he read and saw a picture of a hairy creature. “You brought us a picture of Desu in his gorilla costume from Halloween last year...?” laughed British Soul. “You wanna die?” hissed Desu. Sora was the one to actually read the article. “Possible Bigfoot sighting? Really? Bigfoot? Are you serious, Shard?” said Sora. Shard nodded. Nobody said anything. “I’m going to listen to Luka Megurine.” said Jord200 as he walked away. “I’m going back to cooking. Alert me if there’s a sighting for the Loch Ness Monster.” said British Soul. “I’m going to go buy some ribs. The see my doctor about a few of mine...” groaned Neph as he limped away. “I’m going bury Sora in the sand. You people are pissing me off.” said Koko. “I’m going to go- wait what?” said Sora, as Koko grinned sadistically, and dragged Sora by his ankles. “Desu! You believe me, right?” asked Shard. “No”. said Desu plainly. The duo then noticed that something was coming out of the water. It was big, hairy, and smelly. Desu and Shard looked in horror. “Never mind.” he said. What happened next, nobody expected. A Ford Thunderbird with plates saying “NEPH-WINS” screeched up and ran into the “Bigfoot”, knocking it back. “Sorry. Hard to drive with my back the way it is....” said Neph. “NEPH! I’M GOING TO SEND YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!” groaned the “Bigfoot” in pain as it removed its head. Only to reveal Maxxion. Maxxion then sniffed the air for a minute. “Hey, what’s cooking?” he asked. “Your gorilla suit. Its on fire. You landed on the grill.” said British Soul nonchalantly as he flipped a burger. Maxxion screamed and jumped into the air. “Serves him right. Never really cared much for him anyways.” shrugged Koko. “Oh, and Sora, I told you it wasn’t Red Harring.” she said as she finished burying him. “Ok, you were right. Now unbury me.” said Sora. “No.” said Koko as she walked off. “Hinagiku! Dem! Opal! Care for a little beach volleyball?” laughed Koko with an evil grin, as she looked back at Sora. Don’t worry, I’ll save you a hotdog. Also, high tide isn’t for another two hours. Enjoy.” she smiled. Its baaaack. Here's the first story. Hope you enjoy it. Also, possible upcoming stories. Samurai Black Team Fortress YCM Edition Dem Coins... Pacman and the Chamber of Secret Rares All the glory to Koko Sleepy Sleepy Doo It came from Issun’s lab TBBT YCM The Bed and Breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 This puts a grin on my face IRL. Dem antics everywhere. Might be a bit messy in structure, but I like it. I want to see more. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Love it, great work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Sleepy Sleepy DooIf this is what I think it's going to be, I'm going to love it.As for the main story itself, I thought it was pretty amusing, and I'll look forward to the others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Loved the first installment, it was quite amusing. If the shenanigans in future stories are as amusing as the shenanigans in this one, then I can't wait to see what happens in the next story (Whichever one comes up). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Two pages, hun. Lengthen this and PM me, and I'll unlock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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