Race to the... ... ... Uh, do we Finish? v4

[~British Soul~]

"Welcome one and all to the Ultimate Race here in YCM-Land. I am Dave Stevenson and I'll be your host in this neverending race which pits any and all challengers against each other as you all battle each other using any means necessary to take the lead away from your foes. Now without further ado, I declare the 4th neverending race in YCM-Land... OPEN!"

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i throw a net at the person in the lead and run past them
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[spoiler='example of what wont work']
i get ahead of the person in the lead, now i am in the lead
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so I, (~BS~) is in the lead. BEGIN!

[.:Blu:.]

I throw a banana peel in your path, you slip, and now I'm in the lead. HAH!

[Kyng's Old Account]

I overtake you because you also slip on the banana peel, because I distract you so you can't see where you're going, and now you've tripped! I'm in the lead!

[~British Soul~]

When I slipped, I landed onto a warp panel and it warped me 150 miles forward. I'm now in the lead.

[Kyng's Old Account]

Hmm. That was very clever, no doubt about it. I'd have to use a grappler hook that shoots about 160 miles from where I stood to catch...up...to...you... *looks to grappler hook*

*uses*

*lands 10 miles ahead*

\(^w^)/

[Astolfo]

*uses an eraser to erase the record of Kyng from the race*
You don't count anymore.
*runs ahead*
c:

[Aix]

*Get's cheap power-up*

I'm in the lead.

[Astolfo]

*throws a Toyo at Axi*
Toyo will shame you to death laughing at your lack of pervy voyeur skills!

I'm in the lead. c:

[Reinforce]

Catches up behind you and rips your soul out of your body, throwing it back while I race on ahead. I'm in the lead.

[SpectralMaliceX]

Had put ice on the tracks and skates into the lead.

[Reinforce]

Opens wings so I can fly over the ice, while cracking it with a burst of dark power, causing you to fall, and once again placing me in the lead.

[M-Cube]

After I descend from Valhalla you get sucked into a vortex, letting me take the lead.

[Aix]

*simply faster than all of you* In the lead.

[Reinforce]

Drains some of your life energy as you run past, slowing you down so I can retake the lead.

[Aix]

Eats you to regain life energy gaining a big speed boost and leaving everyone else in a cloud of dust.

[Astolfo]

Eats Axi for even more energy and then shoots a laser at everyone else and calmly walks to the finish.

[Aix]

It seems that you were fooled into thinking there was some sort of finish, when this is a never-ending race. It was really a trap that flips you inside out, flipping me out of your digestive system. Seeing as everyone else was taken care of by you, I run ahead.

[The Amazing Avian]

I distract you by throwing money, allowing me to pass you. I'm in the lead.

[Kyng's Old Account]

I sign myself back into the race and, in my Go-Kart, throw a shell at you, causing you to spin out as I take the lead, humming the Mario Kart tune.

[Thar]

I throw a blue shell at whoever's in the lead so that the person behind him can pass him. They are now in the lead.

[Serefin]

I create a massive tornado, whipping everyone up into the air and blowing them back to start. I am now in the lead.

[宇佐見 蓮子@C94]

I cancel the race. 

Now everyone is at the pub downing some beers and scoring some nice ladies. But I am still in the lead.

[~British Soul~]

Whilst everyone is at the pub, I take a leisurely stroll into the lead.

[Serefin]

I throw a giant rock at you, crushing your spine. I am in the lead.

[Thar]

The person in the lead switches souls with the rock, and I walk past the rock and the person in the lead that isn't moving because their soul is a rock. I am now in the lead.