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Don't You Just Hate It When . . .


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Don't you hate it when . . .

 

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you want to go swimming at the beach but some monster always interrupts you?

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Don't you just hate it when your wife dies in a freak accident involving a monstrous titan-slaying cyborg in front of her 4-year-old son, perpetually scarring him for life and turning into such a wimp that he can't even show the guts to hate you for sending him away for 10 years?
And then, when you finally do need your worthless son to pilot the abomination that has the soul of your wife inside, he constantly proves to be barely competent at accomplishing the task you have set before him?
So finally, when everything you have told him to do has led to one final task, the ascension of all of humanity into a single being without negative emotions, don't you hate it when he can't even get that right?!? He can't even END THE WORLD, EVEN AFTER YOU HANDED HIM THE TRIGGER AND SHOWED HIM HOW TO USE IT?!?

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 Don't you just hate it when your wife dies in a freak accident involving a monstrous titan-slaying cyborg in front of her 4-year-old son, perpetually scarring him for life and turning into such a wimp that he can't even show the guts to hate you for sending him away for 10 years? And then, when you finally do need your worthless son to pilot the abomination that has the soul of your wife inside, he constantly proves to be barely competent at accomplishing the task you have set before him?
So finally, when everything you have told him to do has led to one final task, the ascension of all of humanity into a single being without negative emotions, don't you hate it when he can't even get that right?!? He can't even END THE WORLD, EVEN AFTER YOU HANDED HIM THE TRIGGER AND SHOWED HIM HOW TO USE IT?!?

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OT: Don't you just hate it when you have to think of something you hate but you can't?
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