Kyng Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 I write you a sonnet, with which you woo the woman (or man) of your deepest desires. Said sonnet has them head over heels and you eventually wed and have your own/adopt children, and start a happy family. This increases your confidence to such a degree you excel in your endeavours, acquiring a stable and secure, well-paying job with which you support your family for generations to come thanks to wise financial decisions. You do this, with wonderful vacations scattered here and there - not too much nor too little, 'til you age too old for work, in which you and your spouse spend your wonderful twilight years together. You die peacefully in your sleep. While your family mourns your death, they smile realizing this great person had affected their lives in such a benevolent way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netami09 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 I stab you with a broadsword, then send you down the river Styx on a burning boat. Rest, warrior, your fight has ended... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Shoots Blaze Style: Amaterasu into the sky, rapidly raising the air temperature enough to form a thunder cloud. Then, I strike you down with a full powered Kirin. Good luck avoiding the lightning bolts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netami09 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 I use my Demonic Chains of Binding to tie you to a post, and then I use my Ninja Art: Burst Bomb to cause a massive explosion where you are chained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Do you really think I didn't see that coming? Uses Sharingan to read your moves, then reflects it with psychic power. Then, a Chidori towards your heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netami09 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 I teleport out of the way of your attacks, then proceed to beat you in a Shadow Game where the punishment is a Mind Crush. With your psychic power and mind reading rendered useless, I hack you into oblivion with the Ultima Weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 I look at you. You die from fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netami09 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Classic Liu Kang fatality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 I permanently cut off your Wifi and you commit suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Casts you into mental oblivion with Tsukuyomi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Puts you in a blender, tune it to 'very smooth', let it do its job, then add sugar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Throws you in a wood chipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murphy ☆ Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 I hit you with a stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Your avatar always reminded me of this guy. Have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Injects you with a sweet, sweet poison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murphy ☆ Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Your avatar always reminded me of this guy. Have fun. Am I dead? *Throws marshmallows at you until you die* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netami09 Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 I permanently cut off your Wifi and you commit suicide. OT: I throw you into an active volcano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urayne Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 i let [member='Shut up thar'] and [member='night'] torture you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 Forces you into eternal Tsukuyomi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 I kill Sakura with my Kamehameha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 Uses 8 Trigrams 128 Palms on you, rapidly hitting all pressure points within your body and causing your internal organs to rupture and kill you from the inside out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 My beams are bigger, ze. I obliterated you before you could retaliate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
宇佐見 蓮子@C94 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 everyone now go away because there will be nothing more glorious than this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urayne Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 I fart in your face causeing your destined BRAINFART! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 I lock u in your kitchen. You are very hungry. I've gave u 10 fridges. U got excited and opened them all but there was no food! Oustside, a feast is happing, killing u from the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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