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What were you playing?

 

Barrier Stun.

 

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All of this drama, all sparked because of a little word; "nimwit".

 

[spoiler=The convo]

Zandaa of the Thunde: gl
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23 has gained 1000 life points
Zandaa of the Thunde placed a counter on "Fossil Dyna Pachycephalo" in M-3 (now 1)
Zandaa of the Thunde: moon mirror eff, 3100 ATK Dyna
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: he has 0 attack
Zandaa of the Thunde: ATK or DEF
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: so u just lost lp
Zandaa of the Thunde: The equipped monster's ATK and DEF become equal to the ATK or DEF (whichever is higher)
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23 has lost 1200 life points
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23 has lost 1200 life points
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23 has lost 1200 life points
Zandaa of the Thunde has lost 500 life points
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23 has gained 500 life points
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23 has gained 500 life points
Zandaa of the Thunde has lost 1500 life points
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23 has gained 500 life points
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23 has lost 500 life points
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: metal reflect slime
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: eff
Zandaa of the Thunde: errr
Zandaa of the Thunde: nvm
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: card advance summon
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: eff
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23 has lost 1000 life points
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: destroy
Zandaa of the Thunde: k so 0/0
Zandaa of the Thunde: lol
Zandaa of the Thunde: chain
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: chain
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: destroy
Zandaa of the Thunde: um no
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: umm yeah
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: thats how it works
Zandaa of the Thunde: chain resolve backwards nimwit
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: in achain
Zandaa of the Thunde: statue is noit summoned until the chain resolves
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: why are u name calling 
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: who disrespected you?
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: for to be name calling?
Zandaa of the Thunde: Wow you're going to be hung on a little thing okay
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: and second a chain is the last card that activated
Zandaa of the Thunde: ...
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: which is my abyss
Zandaa of the Thunde: k
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: stungray
Zandaa of the Thunde: ik
Zandaa of the Thunde: cl3
Zandaa of the Thunde: vanity is cl2
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: which activates my statue eff
Zandaa of the Thunde: ...
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: destroy
Zandaa of the Thunde: statue never hit ht efield
Zandaa of the Thunde: *field
Zandaa of the Thunde: cl3 resolves
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: i just chained
Zandaa of the Thunde: stungray summon
Zandaa of the Thunde: cl2 resolves
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: it doesnt cancel the summon
Zandaa of the Thunde: vanity
Zandaa of the Thunde: cl1 cannot resolv
Zandaa of the Thunde: *resolve
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: u know what
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: dont argue with me
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: just shoow proof
Zandaa of the Thunde: :|
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: ohh
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: u know what
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: have it ur way
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: watch this
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23 has lost 1000 life points
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: grave
Zandaa of the Thunde: huh?
Zandaa of the Thunde: lol nothing hit my grave m8
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: if a card
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: has nothing to do with ur side
Zandaa of the Thunde: is sent to MY Graveyard
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: its in general
Zandaa of the Thunde: Nothing was sent to my graveyard lol
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23:  If a card is sent from the Deck or the field to your Graveyard: Destroy this card.
Zandaa of the Thunde: yeah my graveyard
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: where does it say ur grave
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: or ur deck
Zandaa of the Thunde: the person wo controls vanity
Zandaa of the Thunde: *who
Zandaa of the Thunde: Y
Zandaa of the Thunde: O
Zandaa of the Thunde: U
Zandaa of the Thunde: R
Zandaa of the Thunde: aka the person who controls vanity
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23 has gained 1000 life points
Zandaa of the Thunde: and here we are again
Zandaa of the Thunde: Pattern was never summoned
Zandaa of the Thunde: just stays face-up in S/T zone
Zandaa of the Thunde: idk how or why that is so hard to understand.
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: hey wanna be tough nerd
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: wait
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: im reading
Zandaa of the Thunde: "Chains are resolved starting from the Chain Link with the greatest number in descending order." is literally the only sentence you need to read and understand.
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: i dont understand nerd
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: or geek
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: sorry
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: i only understand simple things
Zandaa of the Thunde: Oh so you're a complete NIMWIT then, ic.
Zandaa of the Thunde: Guess I was right all along.
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: ur mother is a nimwit
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: when i put my cock in her mouth
Zandaa of the Thunde: At least she's not a whore like your father.
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: no shes a whore
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: i funked her
Zandaa of the Thunde: Mhm.
Zandaa of the Thunde: Yeah.
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: and so did the whole nieborhood
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: ur a mistake
Zandaa of the Thunde: All away from god knows what backwards 3rd world country.
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: ur a disease to urself 
Zandaa of the Thunde: I'm sorry, I don't speak moron.
Zandaa of the Thunde: What does that even mean?
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: ur speaking there
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: it means thres nothing good about u
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: yet ur not even tough enough to be bad
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: so that makes u a moron
Zandaa of the Thunde: Says the guy who uses TOTALLY ORIGINAL mom insults.
Zandaa of the Thunde: lol
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: and u fail to speak properly and choose to start name calling
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: so how can i even respect u enough to continue?
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: theres a right way to things
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: and a wrong way
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: and u wanna be tough nerd a do it the hard way when i was enjoying the game
Zandaa of the Thunde: Wow you actually took "nimwit" to heart?
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: and everything was smooth
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: its about respect
Zandaa of the Thunde: Lol, have fun being an oversensitive little pussy.
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: i bet if u were in prison u wouldnt dare talk back
Zandaa of the Thunde: Lol, and you think you would?
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: uf u r calling me a pussy then that must make u some kind of hot shot
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: this is about you
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: ur the yugi thug
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: now
Zandaa of the Thunde: I just made an observation and acted upon it.
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: so what now hot shot?
Zandaa of the Thunde: The fact that you took "nimwit" to heart speaks volumes about you.
Zandaa of the Thunde: Hm? Nothing, really, I was about to leave anyways.

 
EDIT: Forgot to x out and bam, he kept com-coming on the duel chat:
 
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: wanna be
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: ur mouth is built for the system
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: u like to argue
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: im sure u would tell a man in face how u feel
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: and ur not afraid to fight
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: if u can smack talk you can definetly back it up with fist
SPIRIT MEDIUM 23: i never herd of a good bad guy

 

 

EDIT V2: Some people are just composed of salt, it seems (he was playing PSY-Frames, lol).

 

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Why do you have 3 YouTube pages?

 

I switch between multiple pages / videos, if I am researching, and I keep the tabs there in case I want to re-read / re-watch it. At that time I was mostly looking for side options against pendulums, that are not anti-spell fragrance.

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Rate on a scale of 1 to 10 how dumb you think this is.

I was going on a streak in advanced and was really killin' it with the wins (only 1 lose at the time). Anyways, this high EXP donator requests to duel and I accept and instantly find him having an image of Vegeta, quite to my amusement. Anyways, I can't remember what Deck he was using. I was running a Burgesstoma Deck, which you probably know that it is Korean exclusive. Anyways, after my turn, he started to attack me since I had no monsters. Anyways, after some funny and hard-to-remember moves, I already had 2 2400 beatsticks on the field (I had Wetlands). Then, he asked which Deck I was using, and I told him. Now, ladies snd gentlemen, get prepared for the most dumbest statement from a Experienced Yu-Gi-Oh! player in history.

 

"Burgesstoma is BANNED lol"

 

Then he proceeds to rage quit. Now, I really don't blame him - Much. I mean, there is a yellow cross circle on it, which somebody could mistake for a ban circle. But, here is the reason this was just so stupid - We were STILL playing in Advanced. Seriously? Some of the more foolish DN players in my opinion are the high EXP players - Not excepting that they could get beat by a 100 / 0. I sent a PM to him about that, but he didn't respond, so yea, rage quit. If anyone sees this guy while in unrated, the second he plays a card, ask him what Deck it is. Then say "That Deck is BANNED lol". Then quit. Don't respond back to his PMs :)

 

Also, won against a couple of 1000 / 100 people: Won most if not all of them.

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ahhh... Glorious OTK

 

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I attacked his now DEF Maiden with Dragon Spirit of White, he didn't use Mirror Force then, he negated the attack, changed Maiden to DEF, summoned a Blue Eyes, attacked with Chaos Max and he tried using Mirror Force to stop Chaos Max from attacking, and when I showed him he couldn't, he quit

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I just had the worst 2 duels of my life.

I was on rated and was facing a clown Deck. I was playing Gem-Knights. He managed to put Area B, Vanity's Emptiness and Macro Cosmos. The only cards I could use against him was Obsidian, since it had enough attack and was level 3. Anyways, I was doing good, but then I lagged out. Stupid lag. Anyways, I went on rated again and actually dueled the same guy. Lulz. But, I lagged out again. I don't have much to tell, but my victory was so close, I wanted to punch a hole in the computer like....

 

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I was playing kozmos against who knows what and the guy decides to flip mirror force against wickedwitch attack, and then when i use witch's 2nd eff is stupid enough to say in the chat that he'd be gone 10 minutes.

Reminds me of guy that flipped a coin and if he got it right he won, and if they didn't admit defeat he would taunt them and go AFK. It's on Youtube

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Alright you funking cuckolds I am reviving this thread and I have a bit part story to do it this time. This happened on YGOpro rather than DB but funk off same thing.

 

Playing BA and matchup against ABC, things don't go well for me. I end up in a very non-yeetable position and my Cherubini is ABC'd, my Tour Guide Strike'd. Have to use Farfa and Scarm summon effects to make Dante then discard another Farfa for Beatrice and try to sit on that, though my opponent has ABC setup for next turn and the 3 on board to do whatever Xyx/link sheet he can.

 

Generally this is scoop phase stuff and I had all but admitted defeat save for the fact I was up against an ABC player. Something about the deck seems to attract the most special kind of retard and if anyone was going to get me back in the game it was him.

 

So I have Beatrice with Dante and Scarm underneath, and Fiendish Rhino Warrior in hand on 5200 life points. My opponent has 2 As and 1 B on board, with a further B and C in grave, 1 backrow, Union Hangar up, and 3 in hand, sitting at 6500 from his Strike. This is, obviously, suboptimal. If he makes the glaringly obvious play of make ABC banish Beatrice I'm pretty funked because 2600 vanillas are awkward to out for this deck never mind a 3000 with disruption, never mind with at most a 3-card hand. Fortunately, my opponent is exactly the special kind of retard I referenced earlier and he Raigekis me.

 

I almost want to thank this utter mongoloid as my Beatrice sends Snow, Dante adds back Cir, Scarm is set up for an end phase I'm now assured of reaching thanks to my Beatrice floating into the untargetable Pilgrim. As he didn't read Beatrice and is playing ABCs he of course did not read Pilgrim either, electing to summon ABC and attempt to use its effect only to have to banish his own Hangar. When he then attempted to swing over Pilgrim, I chained Snow, and he ragequit.

 

The takeaway from this tale of DN is that reading cards is generally a strong play, and ABC players are fuckmuppets.

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