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Played Deskbots for fun and went against a really bad, and really salty Artifact/Kaiju player. When they took my Maxx "C" challenge, I drew into Ghost Ogre aaaaand

 

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(Please note that the names are glitched. What looks like "VCR_CAT" is actually them)

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He then proceeded to call me a shitty player who uses cards that nobody uses, aaaand

 

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I just had the most unbelievable duel I had in ages where everything went completely right for me no matter how much in a pinch I was...something that just rivaled RNGeesus. Here's the entirety of the story, which I could best recall from the duel I just had.

 

Opponent played Monarchs, versus my Nekroz. He managed to first turn Mega Zaborg, killing my 2 Nordens, Honor Ark, Emeral, Trapeze, Castel, Dweller, and Quasar, but left him wide open. He was also running 3 Cursed Seal of the Forbidden Spells much to my dismay, and negated my Nekroz Cycle play from the game, so I sat on Juggler and Vanity while he struggled to get a Monarch to tribute summon from his graveyard Primes. Eventually I got Dance Princess out, and I misplayed very hard that I had Decisive Armor in my hand the whole time to end the game since he was at 3300~ life left. So I kinda hit myself hard in frustration when I didn't do it, but the moments after were godly amazing.

 

While I did not know that, I Foolished into Clausolas to prepare for Trishula, but opponent Reinforce Truths into Idea, then when I get Cowboy, he Escalations me and tribute his Idea + Eidos into Mega Zaborg, killing Dance Princess. I was able to get Juggler's effect and get a Tricklown to poke more damage after I summoned Trishula with Mirror and got rid of his Zaborg and grave Eidos.

 

He summons Erebus and bounces Trish, and leaves me with Clown. Here's where the sacks come in. I topdeck Senju, and search a Mirror, then overlaid into Crazy Box, the one Xyz I run that works with Unicore, and throughout the duel, the effect to negate a card on the field by rolling a 4....I rolled it twice. In a row. He had about

 

After he got rid of Crazy Box, I topdeck Gishki Vision, and Mirrored into the Decisive Armor and brought down Aither, but eventually he also bounced back Armor and left me with Cairngorgon, the last Xyz I got. I just kept floating on Clown and set Ju's while preparing for the next turn. Then everything went downhill from there as my life started dwindling.

 

Topdecked Kaleido when I had Claus and Valk in hand, but he cockblocked with another Cursed Seal...another one. The one I searched with the banished Dance Princess I have since I had no other Nekroz monsters in the grave when Trish was bounced by Omega which was sent by Zaborg. By then he had summoned Kuraz and killed 2 of my monsters, giving me a free +2 for the next turn.

 

At this point was just praying for a miracle since I didn't search the correct Ritual Spell and should have conserved the mirror in my deck when I should have added Kaleido to Ritual into Armor. So I prayed for that one specific card. And then RNG delivered. Topdecked Prep of Rites and added Gungnir and the Mirror in Grave, Ritualed Claus and a Juggler in hand into Gungnir, and he had only 100 LP left with my 2500 Gungnir versus his 2400 Kuraz, yet he still had Escalation, and wouldn't you know it, he tributed into another Kuraz and popped the Escalation and Gungnir. I was then forced to use Valk to survive that turn.

 

And then when it seemed hope was just a myth, I just had topdeck the one and only...Raigeki. But nope. Effing Cursed Seal. Again. The third one. Used. In the end I was stuck with a Gishki Vision and Nekroz Cycle, all with the potential to make a comeback if not for that one...stupid...counter trap...which was played..at 3..

 

Needless to say, I had some salt, but it was cleared away pretty quick. A good loss, but it's pretty much a tale that goes to show...you can never give up.

 

I'm the funking. Ultimate. Luck. Student.

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He nuked my field of 2 (Ether / Erebus) with the Kaiju spell, then attacks, I go into Kuraz to pop my own Escalation and his Kaiju, then that happens. Then he proceeded to say in PM that I can't spell "technically" correctly and that I don't understand how Edea works.

 

So pretty much, he quit because the monster field nuke spell was the only good move he had, lel.

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So, uh.

 

Why are you playing Phantom Beasts?

I saw someones deck recipe for them and was inspired to make it. It's pretty bad, but it's a fun deck. Plus the salt some people provide after being hit with a 2700 ATK Thunder-Pegasus for game is unbelievable.

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After a long hiatus (at least on this thread), I'm back.

 

My opponent was using a Raidraptor Deck, and I was looking to test out my Sybil Deck. Though. looking at the Deck size, I don't think this is a Raidraptor Deck's (or most Decks for that matter) average size. I just flipped their Raidraptor face-down and they quit.

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leonimos: gl
Zandaa of the Thunde: gl
Zandaa of the Thunde has lost 1700 life points
Zandaa of the Thunde: choose 1
Zandaa of the Thunde: panth eff
leonimos: domain
Zandaa of the Thunde: eidos eff
Zandaa of the Thunde: angmar eff
Zandaa of the Thunde placed a counter on "Angmar the Witch Monarch" in M-3 (now 1)
Zandaa of the Thunde: 3200
leonimos has lost 1500 life points
Zandaa of the Thunde removed a counter from "Angmar the Witch Monarch" in M-3 (now 0)
Zandaa of the Thunde: k
Zandaa of the Thunde has lost 2400 life points
Zandaa of the Thunde: eidos eff
leonimos: cant special summon
leonimos: hold on 
Zandaa of the Thunde: eidos eff k or naw?
leonimos: nope
Zandaa of the Thunde: so uh
Zandaa of the Thunde: tf are you going to do?
Zandaa of the Thunde: Have a response or not?
leonimos: what ? 
Zandaa of the Thunde: I didn't special summon sheet man
leonimos: response to what ? 
leonimos: yes...
leonimos: eidos is ok 
leonimos: its eff is not...
Zandaa of the Thunde: kuraz eff
Zandaa of the Thunde: +return
leonimos: destroy your spell
Zandaa of the Thunde: uh no?
leonimos: go on shiti man
Zandaa of the Thunde: dad eff
Zandaa of the Thunde: edea eff
Zandaa of the Thunde: eidos eff
leonimos has lost 2000 life points
Zandaa of the Thunde: edea eff then
leonimos: banish
Zandaa of the Thunde: uh yeah
Zandaa of the Thunde: that doesn't work like that lel
Zandaa of the Thunde: tf are you doing?
Zandaa of the Thunde: you can't chain macro to warning lelk
Zandaa of the Thunde: *lel
leonimos: go sissy girl
Zandaa of the Thunde: edea was already sent to the graveyard
leonimos: seri meri nasti ayrio
Zandaa of the Thunde: also your graveyard isn't banished when you activate macro
Zandaa of the Thunde: angmar eff
Zandaa of the Thunde: return eff
leonimos: that spell has to be destroyed
leonimos: due to kyraz
leonimos: shithead
Zandaa of the Thunde: ffs kuraz can target UP TO 2
Zandaa of the Thunde: cards on the field
Zandaa of the Thunde: I'm not forced to target 2
leonimos: ton pineis kai ton ftineis
Zandaa of the Thunde: Like talking in some x language is going to help m8
Zandaa of the Thunde: Clearly I can't understand what you're saying.
leonimos: ok shithead 
leonimos: go on 
Zandaa of the Thunde: DaD eff
leonimos has left the duel
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leonimos: gl
Zandaa of the Thunde: gl
Zandaa of the Thunde has lost 1700 life points
Zandaa of the Thunde: choose 1
Zandaa of the Thunde: panth eff
leonimos: domain
Zandaa of the Thunde: eidos eff
Zandaa of the Thunde: angmar eff
Zandaa of the Thunde placed a counter on "Angmar the Witch Monarch" in M-3 (now 1)
Zandaa of the Thunde: 3200
leonimos has lost 1500 life points
Zandaa of the Thunde removed a counter from "Angmar the Witch Monarch" in M-3 (now 0)
Zandaa of the Thunde: k
Zandaa of the Thunde has lost 2400 life points
Zandaa of the Thunde: eidos eff
leonimos: cant special summon
leonimos: hold on 
Zandaa of the Thunde: eidos eff k or naw?
leonimos: nope
Zandaa of the Thunde: so uh
Zandaa of the Thunde: tf are you going to do?
Zandaa of the Thunde: Have a response or not?
leonimos: what ? 
Zandaa of the Thunde: I didn't special summon s*** man
leonimos: response to what ? 
leonimos: yes...
leonimos: eidos is ok 
leonimos: its eff is not...
Zandaa of the Thunde: kuraz eff
Zandaa of the Thunde: +return
leonimos: destroy your spell
Zandaa of the Thunde: uh no?
leonimos: go on shiti man
Zandaa of the Thunde: dad eff
Zandaa of the Thunde: edea eff
Zandaa of the Thunde: eidos eff
leonimos has lost 2000 life points
Zandaa of the Thunde: edea eff then
leonimos: banish
Zandaa of the Thunde: uh yeah
Zandaa of the Thunde: that doesn't work like that lel
Zandaa of the Thunde: tf are you doing?
Zandaa of the Thunde: you can't chain macro to warning lelk
Zandaa of the Thunde: *lel
leonimos: go sissy girl
Zandaa of the Thunde: edea was already sent to the graveyard
leonimos: seri meri nasti ayrio
Zandaa of the Thunde: also your graveyard isn't banished when you activate macro
Zandaa of the Thunde: angmar eff
Zandaa of the Thunde: return eff
leonimos: that spell has to be destroyed
leonimos: due to kyraz
leonimos: shithead
Zandaa of the Thunde: ffs kuraz can target UP TO 2
Zandaa of the Thunde: cards on the field
Zandaa of the Thunde: I'm not forced to target 2
leonimos: ton pineis kai ton ftineis
Zandaa of the Thunde: Like talking in some x language is going to help m8
Zandaa of the Thunde: Clearly I can't understand what you're saying.
leonimos: ok shithead 
leonimos: go on 
Zandaa of the Thunde: DaD eff
leonimos has left the duel

 

 

He was jabroniing at you in Greek. No clue what he actually meant by any of it though; it's all gibberish.

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...... why me

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[spoiler WHY]Allans007 has lost 300 life points
arkflame: town
Allans007: i know
Allans007 has gained 1000 life points
Allans007: forget that lol
Allans007 has gained 1000 life points
arkflame has lost 300 life points
Allans007 has gained 1000 life points
arkflame has lost 1000 life points
arkflame has lost 300 life points
arkflame has lost 800 life points
arkflame: oh no. defense position.
arkflame: banish it
Allans007: y ?
arkflame: bls.
Allans007: what ?
arkflame: are you stupid?
Allans007: y ?
arkflame: Target 1 monster on the field; banish that target face-up. This card cannot attack the turn you activate this effect.
Allans007: why he is banish ?
Allans007: lol
Allans007: you cant use this eff
arkflame: ..........
arkflame: yes
Allans007: because u have attck this turn
arkflame: ...........
arkflame: i'm sorry
arkflame: are you mental
Allans007: and then i activate scrap iron
arkflame: i haven't gone into my battle phase yet this
arkflame: turn
Allans007: ok
arkflame: or we wouldn't be in M1
Allans007: stupid yourself
Allans007: nood
arkflame: ................................................
Allans007: noob*
arkflame: i can't even
arkflame: DO YOU KNOW HOW TURNS EVEN WORK
Allans007: you can't beat a stupid guy
arkflame: legit question
Allans007: shame on you bastar
arkflame: ...........
Allans007: beat me if you can
arkflame: you can't even make a good insult
arkflame: also
Allans007: but oupss you cant
arkflame has called an admin
Allans007: tell that to your mother
arkflame has lost 1000 life points
arkflame has lost 700 life points
Allans007 has lost 200 life points
Allans007 has lost 1000 life points
Allans007: why are tou calling an admin lol
Allans007: ?
Allans007: you insult me first hahaha
arkflame: oh you know. you called me a "bastar"
arkflame: i asked if you were stupid
arkflame: as in, if you think that you, yourself are stupid
arkflame: not that i, myself, think that you are stupid
Allans007: you are just a funking kid
Allans007: a son of jabroni :D
arkflame: you're not helping the situation
Allans007: its just a game and i will not die if you call and admin
Allans007: xD
Allans007: call me father som
Allans007: son*
Ghost-k: Problem?
Allans007: yes
arkflame: yeah
arkflame: he called me a bastar
Allans007: this kid insult me
arkflame: which i assume meant bastard
Allans007: and when i insult him
Allans007: he call admin
arkflame: a son of a jabroni
arkflame: and such
Allans007: son of jabroni yourself
arkflame: all i did was ask if he, subjectively, thought of himself, as stupid
Allans007:  arkflame: oh no.
Allans007: defense position
Ghost-k: ok im checking logs.
Allans007:  arkflame: banish it
Allans007:  Allans007: y ?
Ghost-k: Please stop typing.
Allans007: arkflame: are you stupid?
Ghost-k: Ill deal with it.
Ghost-k: I can see the logs.
Allans007: ok
Ghost-k: Allans007 warning for minor harassment. Ark cut the attitude.
arkflame: sorry
Ghost-k: I don't want to see anymore issues between you two. This is just a game.
Ghost-k: Proceed with the duel now please.
Allans007: ok
Allans007: sorry  Admin
Ghost-k: Play on please
arkflame has gained 1000 life points
arkflame: bls eff
Allans007 has lost 3000 life points
arkflame has gained 1000 life points
arkflame has gained 1000 life points
arkflame: 3
Allans007: eff
arkflame: ghost ogre. pop your ship
Allans007: sec
Allans007: im thinking
Allans007: eff
Allans007 has lost 500 life points
arkflame has lost 200 life points
arkflame has lost 700 life points
Allans007: eff
arkflame: you know you can't do that
Allans007: y?
arkflame: read. the. card. you. are. trying. to. target.
Allans007: straw
arkflame: 1) cost. 2) host
arkflame: *ghost
arkflame: pay the cost
Allans007 has lost 500 life points
arkflame: are you funking with me
Allans007: y ?
arkflame: is that it
Allans007: i dont attack with him
Allans007: i can put it in def
arkflame: you can't change the battle positions of monsters the turn you summon them
arkflame: you ARE funking with me, though, right?
Allans007 has called an admin
arkflame: what?
Allans007: wait for the admin please :)
Allans007: i dont stop swearing
Allans007: :3
Allans007: what's your  problem man
arkflame: i'm not insulting you. i'm even applying the swear word to you
arkflame: *not even
Allans007: you are swearing
Allans007 has lost 200 life points
arkflame: does that hurt your feelings
arkflame: does it?
arkflame: does me arbitrarily swearing really affect you that much
Allans007: you wil play or not ?
arkflame: i will
Allans007 has lost 3000 life points
arkflame: i'm just asking
Ghost-k: Again?
arkflame: i'm swearing
arkflame: that's it
Allans007: yes
arkflame: i asked if he was funking with me
arkflame: that's literally it
Allans007: he dont stop swearing
Ghost-k: Its not harassment.
Ghost-k: Play.
arkflame: a voice of reason.
Ghost-k: Have fun.
arkflame has gained 1000 life points
Allans007: admin your stupid
Allans007 has left the duel
arkflame: THANKTHE LORD

 

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til "effect" means... when you play a card

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[spoiler Because I feel it's relevant]arkflame: gl
mistcrow: eff
mistcrow has lost 1000 life points
mistcrow: ps 1
mistcrow: sec
mistcrow: negate
arkflame: til cards are effects
mistcrow: ??
arkflame: read avain
arkflame: it says "effect"
arkflame: not car
arkflame: *card
arkflame: sooooooo
mistcrow: sec
mistcrow has called an admin
arkflame: basic reading comprehension 101: words do not become other words because you want them to
arkflame: card is car
arkflame: *card
arkflame: effect is effect

 

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I opened with enough monsters to make Tyrant's Throe's live turn 1, so he couldn't summon sheet but boy, it was still hard for him to understand that. All through the duel, he kept Normal/Special Summoning effect monsters, and kept arguing that he can (in the case of Zoma the Spirit he argued that it wasn't a monster), then wasted my time copy pasting the effect of Throe's when I Pend Summoned the field that I have in the above image. Then he proceeded to act like a salty princess.

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