GarlandChaos Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 Not stupidity but: RPS, Opponent goes first. He ends up going through all but 8 cards in his deck and fucking summons 2 Shooting Quasar Dragons on the first turn. RIP me Holy Shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest Fire Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 Why go into Nova when you're not going to immediately go into Infinity? (he actually couldn't since he summoned Nova on my turn but that's even worse. You're asking for something to happen to it. I should have used Castel tho, cause Nova went to the Grave on the next turn and CoH then went into Infinity and that was basically game for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo. Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 This guy. This f***ing guy. This was the first time I've ever been even remotely hostile toward somebody on DN, but my god he deserved every ounce of it. So with this guy we have two rounds of stupidity. They'll be in their respective spoilers below. [spoiler=Round 1: This Ain't Yosenju]So first, this guy Normal Summons Monki. Okay, go for it. Then he tries to use the effect of the thing he Special Summons, which he cannot do since SDRs only trigger when Normal'd. I wasted no time in calling him out on this. nashmash: effnashmash: effYuiTheGreat: noYuiTheGreat: Special Summon =/= Normal Summonnashmash: effYuiTheGreat: again, Special Summons aren't Normal SummonsYuiTheGreat: this ain't Yosenjunashmash: When this card is Normal Summoned: You can Special Summon 1 "Super Defense Robot" monster or "Orbital 7" from your handYuiTheGreat: yeahYuiTheGreat: and for the third time in sixty secondsYuiTheGreat: Special SummonsYuiTheGreat: areYuiTheGreat: notYuiTheGreat: Normal Summonsnashmash: special summon dont mean sacrifice it can also mean an eff allows it toYuiTheGreat: I know how Special Summons and stuff workYuiTheGreat: I've been playing this game for quite some timeYuiTheGreat: you still get Monki's eff, but only Monki'snashmash: im 22YuiTheGreat: so?YuiTheGreat: I'm 21, what of it?nashmash: and i played it since it came outYuiTheGreat: then you should know how Special Summons work in these situations =.=nashmash: lookYuiTheGreat: I am looking; I can see how this works perfectly fineYuiTheGreat: don't even need my glasses to do itnashmash: look it upYuiTheGreat: I could say the same to younashmash: im gonna show the rules to u and u be wrongYuiTheGreat: by all means, go for it =w= About twenty seconds later, this goes into watcher chat. He still never proved me wrong. nashmash: tell her the definitions to specail summoning while i get the rulesYuiTheGreat: he*YuiTheGreat: him**flutterfly34: and you go look at normal summons? nash?nashmash: the eff allows me to do so read itYuiTheGreat: when you Normal yeahYuiTheGreat: but once again, Special Summons are not Normal SummonsYuiTheGreat: if you're really older than me, it shouldn't be very hard to figure that outflutterfly34: When this card is NORMAL SUMMONED: You can Special Summonnashmash: When this card is Normal Summoned: You can Special Summon 1 "Super Defense Robot" monster or "Orbital 7" from your hand. Once per turn: You can target 1 "Super Defense Robot" monster or "Orbital 7" yo[Hyrulian] Darunia: Exactly[Hyrulian] Darunia: When it's normal summoned[Hyrulian] Darunia: And you didn't normal summon it, IIRCYuiTheGreat: he normal'd MonkiYuiTheGreat: but only MonkiYuiTheGreat: so he gets the effect of only MonkiYuiTheGreat: for f***'s sakenashmash: i normal summoned super defense robot monki[Hyrulian] Darunia: ExactlyYuiTheGreat: yes, and I'm saying you get his effectYuiTheGreat: but you don't get the effect of whatever you summon with that effect[Hyrulian] Darunia: And then I guess you Special Summoned a monster with Monki's effect. That monster doesn't activate its effect.nashmash: heres super defense robot lio eff When this card is Normal Summoned: You can Special Summon 1 "Super Defense Robot" monster or "Orbital 7" from your hand. Once per turn, when exactly 1 "Super Defense[Hyrulian] Darunia: Thank you, I already read it[Hyrulian] Darunia: And it saysYuiTheGreat: see how it says "When this card is Normal Summoned" there?[Hyrulian] Darunia: "When this card is NORMAL Summoned"nashmash: kknashmash: didnt read that okYuiTheGreat: you mean you're playing Super Defense Robots and didn't even bother to read your own cards? =.=; Needless to say, I was pissed by this point.[/spoiler] [spoiler=Round 2: You Already Normal Summoned]Okay, so pretty much immediately after we resolved the above issue, this guy goes and Normal Summons his Platform. Again, I wasted no time in pointing out his error. I tried to be polite about things at first, but my patience on this guy had all but expired by the end. This is where I started getting hostile. YuiTheGreat: woah woahYuiTheGreat: you already Normal'dnashmash: edffYuiTheGreat: wtfnashmash: it can be summoned to equip it self on one machineYuiTheGreat: you already Normal Summoned thoughYuiTheGreat: you can only Normal Summon once per turnYuiTheGreat: how the f*** have you "played since the game came out" and not even know the basic rules like this?nashmash: its eff allows me to specialYuiTheGreat: noooooooo it doesn'tYuiTheGreat: I know that card; I used to run machinesnashmash: Once per turn, you can either: Target 1 Machine-Type monster you control; equip this card to that target, OR: Unequip this card and Special Summon it in Attack Position. While equipped by this effect,YuiTheGreat: it lets you SS if it's equipped to something, but you have to equip it firstYuiTheGreat: and equipping means you'll have to Normal Summon itnashmash: no its this game mat here he hasnt updated this yet for thatYuiTheGreat: what are you on about this time? =.=nashmash: the thing was suppose to have a thing where u can atach a card to a card but the guy forgot toYuiTheGreat: no he didn'tYuiTheGreat: and that's not the problemYuiTheGreat: the problem is you already Normal Summoned a monster onceYuiTheGreat: you cannot do so again this turnnashmash: yeah u have to press specail summon to summon it to attach. hgavent u been to a tournament duel. yet a guy did the same thing dudeYuiTheGreat: I thinkYuiTheGreat: I've given you far more patience than you've been warrantedYuiTheGreat: and that before claiming to know how the rules of this game worknashmash: if u go to a tournament duel u would know the problems to this games problems in this siuteYuiTheGreat: you should learn how proper spelling worksnashmash: im typing fastYuiTheGreat: There's no rush; I'll be here all day, and can teach you about how this game ACTUALLY works all day.YuiTheGreat: And for the record...nashmash: i can teach u toYuiTheGreat: If YOU'VE ever been to a tournament duel, you would at least have the competence to know that equipped cards go in the Spell/Trap zone, and not overlaid on the equipped monster.YuiTheGreat: Please tell me who taught you how to play this game so that I can check the respective heads of the student and teacher to make sure there is no malfunction.nashmash: Once per turn, you can either: Target 1 Machine-Type monster you control; equip this card to that target, OR: Unequip this card and Special Summon it in Attack PositionYuiTheGreat: Yes, I know how Platform works; like I've said, I've played many decks with Machine-Type monsters.YuiTheGreat: However, like I've ALSO said many times, if you'd care to get this through your thick f***ing skull, is that you already Normal Summoned once this turn and can't do it again.YuiTheGreat: You cannot equip Platform without Normal Summoning itYuiTheGreat: Now get your head in this game to show me that there's actually any chance for you to do so.nashmash has left the duelYuiTheGreat: Class dismissed. Never have I actually been glad that my opponent quit the duel. But for this guy, I was ecstatic.[/spoiler] This was lovely and intense from start to finish, now go and grab a cup of tea to calm down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarlandChaos Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 I was just about to win with Moisture Creature.dek when this Cookie Cutter Shaddoll scrub quits on me. Not admit defeat, just up and quits. I shit you not, he was also running Uraby and BEWD. What. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarlandChaos Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 ...I'll let the picture speak for itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted June 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Moisture Creature.dekWhy not Beast King Barbaros which does more or less the same thing except 1000 times better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihop Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 til: Shaddoll with Card Trooper is "cookie cutter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarlandChaos Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Why not Beast King Barbaros which does more or less the same thing except 1000 times better? Because I like being weird. til: Shaddoll with Card Trooper is "cookie cutter" He also had shit like BLS and Blue-Eyes. Convinced now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarlandChaos Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 At least this guy wasn't as much of s schnook as the other guy, who just up and quit. Dafuq was he running, though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo. Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 At least this guy wasn't as much of s schnook as the other guy, who just up and quit. Dafuq was he running, though? It looks like a bad burn deck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarlandChaos Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 It looks like a bad burn deck It's heavily monster reliant, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarlandChaos Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 ...well, at least he realized his mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Moisture Creature wrecking the meta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 He also had shit like BLS and Blue-Eyes. Convinced now? You are calling a horrible 60-card Shaddoll deck with suboptimal techs cookie cutter. You can't possibly think that is what all Shaddoll decks are like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarlandChaos Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 You are calling a horrible 60-card Shaddoll deck with suboptimal techs cookie cutter. You can't possibly think that is what all Shaddoll decks are like. Right, sorry. I realize Cookie Cutter was the wrong choice of words.^^; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANDAA BORUTO Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 So Librarian attacks Mikazuchi, I drop Crane and... He quits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atypical-Abbie Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 what an hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarlandChaos Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 what an hilarious That IS an hilarious. XD But since when were you an admin, Zaz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atypical-Abbie Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 That IS an hilarious. XD But since when were you an admin, Zaz? For a little over a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarlandChaos Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 For a little over a month. May I ask how many times you've been called to address a situation, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo. Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Ok, craziest duel ever! Me and Spinda were testing for traditional tournament. He Chaos Emperor Dragoned me and i was left with 200 LP, then i won by beating him down with stallerknight Vega and Altair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Ok, craziest duel ever! Me and Spinda were testing for traditional tournament. He Chaos Emperor Dragoned me and i was left with 200 LP, then i won by beating him down with stallerknight Vega and Altair. Dueling random people on traditional format in DN serves as such good material for this thread. Such as people not understanding that they're in traditional: That's probably the most common occurrence. That, and random scrubby players with 60 card decks that make no sense whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted June 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 [spoiler=This is what you call a lockdown][/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANDAA BORUTO Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 So I had a 3k Kagutsuchi and the dude just topdecks a freakin' Seventh One... Good thing I had Bujingi Turtle in grave so I could negate C101's effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 He thinks he can use a Fusion substitute monster to summon Rainbow Neos. Earlier he thought that Neos Alius gains 500 ATK from Neo Space when it was still in its Gemin form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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