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[spoiler=Episode 11 - It's like trying to unsee that Bat Credit Card]
I was chatting with this other guy, on how DN's playerbase is full of scrubs.
So I asked Public Chat if anyone could tell me how Sworns take skill.

THEN THIS GUY APPEARED~
He mentioned playing without Necro Gardna- You can see where this is going

Paperworks: Really? Necro is your definition of skill in Sworns?
Paperworks: Really?
scienth23: maybe
scienth23: try not to get them bannished
scienth23: and i might consider it
Paperworks: No. You missing the point way too much.
Paperworks: Necro, literally is, a safety net for the deck's own idiocy.
scienth23: i know lightswornd are cruise control
Paperworks: Since really, the deck literally gives not a single fuck about the gamestate.
Paperworks: All it knows how to do is drop JD, and nothing else.
scienth23: i was gonna say
scienth23: necro gardna >>
scienth23: so
Paperworks: Sworns, now-a-days, with the new support, can play without Necro.
Paperworks: So that point of yours is now moot.
scienth23: but they could still use it
scienth23: can they not?
Paperworks: No, they dont need it. And including it is NOT skill.
Paperworks: Never was to begin with.
scienth23: i know >>
scienth23: it was a trick question
Paperworks: No its not.
scienth23: yes it was
scienth23: lightsworns take no skill to use
Paperworks: I literally answered why Necro is un-needed. If that was a trick question, then it would have no answer to it.
Paperworks: But it did.
scienth23: necro can negate 1 atk
Paperworks: So?
scienth23: so that you can keep a lumina or lyla for next turn
Paperworks: How the fuck are you in a loosing position, when you have a 3K field nuker on your side.
scienth23: what if they solemn it
Paperworks: And who the fuck keeps Lumina?
Paperworks: With the Tuners, it instantly becomes Arc.
scienth23: people that play lightsworns >>
scienth23: its a monster reborn
Paperworks: And don't you DARE say that just because counters exist, it makes JD balanced.
Paperworks: Im going to murder you, if you think that way.
scienth23: im not saying that
Paperworks: Sworns also tend to play Reincarnation. LEL U PAYED 2K FOR NOTHING
scienth23: ok so
scienth23: i can bottomless the shit out of it
scienth23: theres also torrental
Paperworks: So... Your only means of playing against JD, are the same 1/40 sacky cards that people literally cannot do shit without?
scienth23: there are plenty of ways to get around jd
Paperworks: Really?
scienth23: yeah
Paperworks: No, the "really?" was an add-on to my current statement.
scienth23: oh
scienth23: pretty much
Paperworks: You are, literally, that bad at Yugioh if you can't remove monsters outside of Warning, Bottomless, and Compulsory.
scienth23: its the same traps that keep it going and people use
scienth23: dark hole >>
scienth23: lightning vortex
scienth23: others
scienth23: ect.
Paperworks: So... You literally are insisint you are terrible, and you literally cannot do shit unless you open with a hand of sacky cards. Is that, literally, what you are telling me?
scienth23: nope maybe i can negate your shit all together
scienth23: jd is my bitch
Paperworks: K. Using logic of "LEL COUNTERS EXIST = CARD IS BALANCED"; Chaos Emperor Dragon is fine at 12.
scienth23: no
Paperworks: Since, you know, awful players are dependant on Warning.
scienth23: chaos emp is fine at 1
Paperworks: No, its fine at 3.
scienth23: no
scienth23: its too op at 3
Paperworks: Using your logic, it is
scienth23: chaos emp will never be unbanned
scienth23: ever
Paperworks: Using your logic, it should be.
Paperworks: Cuz' Warning exists.
scienth23: yeah then they could bring back judgement
scienth23: maybe trish
Paperworks: See, this is exactly why you are such of an awful player. You have too much of a dependance on the sackiest of cards to ever exist.
scienth23: hell why not tribe infecting fucking virus
scienth23: sir i use these cards before they became popular
Paperworks: So?
scienth23: so
Paperworks: That has nothing to do with any of this
scienth23: welll it pretty much hasd everything to do with this
Paperworks: How?
scienth23: if EVERYONE is using sacky cards then let them
scienth23: but ill be origional
Paperworks: That's like saying you never played Madols, but then suddenly you just up and said it was the deck you had from the beginning just cuz' Jelly became a card.
scienth23: i havent
scienth23: use maldoches
scienth23: nor do i care too
Paperworks: Also, you can't go and say "i'll be original", right after you just said "Im terrible because I auto-loose without Warning".
scienth23: hell i dont use warning all the time
scienth23: its justa good stall card for 1 summon
Paperworks: >Warning
Paperworks: >Stall card
Paperworks: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Paperworks: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL
Paperworks: OLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
scienth23: are you done?
Paperworks: Im sorry, my sides left the atmosphere.
scienth23: aww sorry to hear that\
scienth23: maybe ill give 2 fucks about it
scienth23: but i dont
Paperworks: Are you, literally, one of those scrubs who plays Warning right off the bat, regardless of what monster hits the field?
scienth23: nope i use the card at the right time to fuck my opponet at its heart
Paperworks: So... You would use Warning on Scrap Dragon?
scienth23: no
scienth23: its useless
scienth23: cause then they can just get another one out
scienth23: and you would have wasted 2000 for nothin
Paperworks: I didn't say what deck they were using.
scienth23: who cares
scienth23: if its dragon rulers
Paperworks: Rulers are dead^
scienth23: ill wait till draco comes out or big eye
scienth23: if its maldoches
Paperworks: Why... The fuck... Would you wait for the Xyz monster, to Warning.
scienth23: ill wait till barkion hits the field
Paperworks: >Wait until Bark
scienth23: why not
Paperworks: K. So you go ahead and NOT warning those Tiaramisus n' junk
scienth23: nope cause they waste my card
Paperworks: 'Cept, you know, Tiara then proceeds to fuck up your field.
Paperworks: Because you got cocky for literally no reason at all.
scienth23: ok let it ill just mirror it
scienth23: i always have a set up
Paperworks: Its MAdols. They get like 2-3 Tiaras on the field at will.
Paperworks: How the fuck can Mirror Force repel "Retunr 4 of your cards"?
scienth23: ok so i can get 2 stardust assaults at will
scienth23: so what
Paperworks: This is madols. Not the 1-trick luck-fest that is Dragunity.
Paperworks: Oh, speaking of which, next list has Ravine@0.
Paperworks: gg Dragunities
scienth23: umm dragunity is dead as well ??
scienth23: so i dont need to worry bout them next format
Paperworks: So tell me... If they Normal Summon Hootcake, as their very first monster, and nothing else- Why the fuck are you waiting for them to Barkion?
scienth23: the decks im worried about are evilswarms constellars bujins maldoches
scienth23: cause i know they can get it out >>
scienth23: and fire fists >>
Paperworks: They would get Tiara first.
Paperworks: And screw over your Warning
scienth23: ok ill just pop it next turn >>
Paperworks: With.... ?
scienth23: any card i please
Paperworks: K. So you can't do shit unless you topdeck Dark Hole, as well.
Paperworks: That's cute.
scienth23: i havent told you what im using >>
scienth23: no
scienth23: dark hole is very nice but i wouldnt need it
scienth23: and with only 1 copy out of 40
Paperworks: No, you would. Since your the kind of scrub who can't play without it.
scienth23: >>
scienth23: kind of hard to get in the hand >>
Paperworks: And how the fuck does Dark Hole's 1/40 ratio now matter, when Warning has the same thing, and yet, you think that one is the ideal one to always open with?
scienth23: maybe i dont get warning out
scienth23: ill still kill whats on the field >>
Paperworks: It's sacky as shit BECAUSE it's 1 out of 40 cards. If you draw it, and win with it; You didn't deserve that win. It was empty as shit.
scienth23: ok so i can say some of your wins are hollow as well >>
scienth23: who gives a flying fuck
Paperworks: Why the fuck would I play Warning? That would make me a hypocrite.
scienth23: dark hole >>
scienth23: compulse
scienth23: torrental
scienth23: book
Paperworks: Dark Hole, is literally, the only of those that I play. Why? Because I actually use it in a proper manner.
Paperworks: Not just LEL I CAN KILL UR ONLY MONSTER OTK
scienth23: well same here
Paperworks: Judging by this conversation, I highly doubt it.
scienth23: pfft well maybe ill judge you the same way then
scienth23: 2 can play this game
Paperworks: Trust me, they can't.
scienth23: yeah they can
scienth23: balls on your court >>
Paperworks: Ok then. Riddle me this: Whats a proper use of the Battle Phase?
scienth23: to get rid of your opponets field and deal damage as well
Paperworks: I'll give you a hint: There is no answer.
scienth23: but play defensive too
scienth23: ok so
Paperworks: If you wanted to "play this game", you would have known that.
Paperworks: Hence why I said, you can't.
scienth23: ok riddle me this what deck im using that has multiple ways to play it AAAAAAAAND HERE WE GO
Paperworks: That's a rhitorical question.
scienth23: nope theres 1 answer Just hit Ctrl+F and search "Fishmonger" to skip to the end.
Paperworks: No, its rhitorical. So given the information here, I have no legitamite knowledge to any sort of indication as to what that might be.
scienth23: its a fucking riddle thats all the info that im suppose to give you >> Hey, here's a riddle for you, reader: Whats the color of plastic wrap? SPOILER: COLORLESS ISN'T A COLOR
Paperworks: No, it's not.
scienth23: yeah
Paperworks: See, your riddle makes as much sense as this: On the internet, are people really made of cups?
scienth23: domt pm me again till you have the answer
scienth23: dude dont go retarted on me
Paperworks: No, Im playing it your way real fast.
scienth23: dont*
scienth23: ok whats the answer
Paperworks: Also, again, guessing where the needle in the haystack is doesn't prove anything.
Paperworks: Since really, I could ask the same question to you, and you would be in the same place.
scienth23: i can give multiple guesses
scienth23: but 1 of them is right
Paperworks: Also, jokes on you, people really are made of cups:
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scienth23: so you done wasting my time? The hypocracy is adorable
Paperworks: But seriously, though: What deck am I playing, as well?
Paperworks: Go on. I've given the same ammount of zero information that you have given.
scienth23: ill fire off 7 decks
scienth23: dark worlds
scienth23: constellars
scienth23: fire fists
scienth23: mermails
scienth23: bujins
Paperworks: I'm playing Gustos. But you would never know that, since your too focused on metagame garbage to realize that people play this from different points, and have views accordingly.
scienth23: ok
scienth23: so
Paperworks: Assuming you actually DO take "play defensively" into account, and given just that as the most faint of information possible- You play Exodia.
scienth23: nope i dont play shit But you play a deck that "has many ways to play it". Kill me. Please.
Paperworks: So you literally have no decks?
scienth23: i do
scienth23: i just dont play exodia
scienth23: cause its a shitty ass deck
Paperworks: Humor me for a second: What is the key card in your deck?
scienth23: ok if i give you my key card
scienth23: it is royal decree
Paperworks: Find that hard to belive, since you also said you play Mirror Force.
Paperworks: So thats either a lie, or your just plain stupid for using contradicitng cards.
scienth23: yup but royal decree is my key card
scienth23: nope its my key
scienth23: i told you it
Paperworks: So literally, your deck is a 60 card pile of random nonsense.
scienth23: nope
Paperworks: No, it is.
scienth23: nope
scienth23: do you give up?
Paperworks: Because why the fuck would you play Decree, and also play like 40 Trap cards?
scienth23: cause you be a dumbass if you do
scienth23: but i dont so
Paperworks: No, you do.
scienth23: ugh do you give up?
Paperworks: Decree is the most vague answer possible.
scienth23: no its key to some of my wins
Paperworks: It's like saying you play Exodia, and the "hint" you give is that you play a single copy of Sparks.
scienth23: i play matches >>
Paperworks: So your a scrub who plays anti-meta.
scienth23: nope
Paperworks: How is this guessing game anything relevant anyway?
scienth23: you started the riddle game now im ending it with one
scienth23: whats my deck?
Paperworks: No, mine was just to prove that you were not on my same level.
scienth23: the key card is royal decree
Paperworks: Which I did.
scienth23: do you give up
Paperworks: If I say I did, then you can sleep at night knowing you got an empty win off some immaginary fact you made up.
Paperworks: Which just proves your ignorant
scienth23: nope
scienth23: i have litterally won games with royal decree
scienth23: alone
Paperworks: Because you play a deck that can't do shit without it.
Paperworks: AKA, your just as luck-dependant as the next scrub.
scienth23: i can do with out it
Paperworks: No, you cant.
scienth23: yup
Paperworks: You said that, Decree alone, is a 1-card-OTK. So why would you care about the gamestate otherwise, as long as you have it?
scienth23: well its nota 1 card otk
Paperworks: You implied that it is.
scienth23: it slowly kills your opponet
scienth23: i never implyed
Paperworks: So you play a burn deck then?
scienth23: nope
Paperworks: Knowing that you don't play anything meta, or anti-meta, or scrub-meta, then you obveiously play a random pile of cards.
Paperworks: Then that's not a deck.
scienth23: nope MY LITTLE PONY
scienth23: its a deck MY LITTLE PONY
scienth23: you just didnt say it AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH-
scienth23: like gustos FU'KING AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!1!111one- Arm.exe stopped working
Paperworks: Except I have nothing to base any of this on.
Paperworks: You just ASSUMED I play meta, when I clearly don't.
scienth23: royal fucking decree >>
Paperworks: Hence why you listed all top decks.
scienth23: and your assuming i play random deck whichi dint
scienth23: i didnt listed all top decks
Paperworks: You don't play meta: Check.
Paperworks: You dont play anti-meta: Checl
Paperworks: You don't play Exodia/burn: Check
Paperworks: You dont play a lower tier 2 deck: check
Paperworks: Obveiously it's a random pile of cards. Only viable option.
scienth23: nope one of those doesnt check
scienth23: its a archtype >> I didn't know Royal Decree was an archetype
scienth23: thats all im saying
Paperworks: I'll answer your question, if you can answer mine.
scienth23: ok
Paperworks: What am I holding in my right hand, right now?
scienth23: nothin >>
Paperworks: You literally have no way of knowing.
scienth23: yeah
Paperworks: And for all you know, I just picked something up, and can drop it if you guess just that.
Paperworks: So really, you can guess anything under the sun; Nope. Wont be right.
scienth23: >>
Paperworks: So how is your riddle, at all, NOT rhitorical?
Paperworks: Oh, right, your just bad at trying to be clever.
scienth23: cause you didnt answered the riddle
Paperworks: BUT IT'S NOT A FUCKING RIDDLE, WHEN THERE IS NO ANSWER.
Paperworks: ITS A RHITORICAL STATEMENT
scienth23: there is a fucking answert JUST LIKE MEATLOAF
Paperworks: The answer makes as much sense as people trying to guess the metagame 20 years from now.
Paperworks: It doesn't work that way.
scienth23: YOUR JUST TOO FUCKING DMB TO FUCKING THINK
Paperworks: You know that, but your too stuborn to admit it.
Paperworks: And how am I dumb, when you've given me, literally, the most vague answer under the sun?
scienth23: god damn youe piss me offf
Paperworks: PLENTY of decks run Decree.
scienth23: yeah
Paperworks: How does that single it down to 1 answer?
scienth23: idk fucking guess
Paperworks: Simple: It doesn't.
scienth23: thats yugioh ina fucking nutshell
Paperworks: Ergo, your "LEL ITS TOTALLY OBVEIOUS" implication doesn't work.
scienth23: do you give up
Paperworks: HOW CAN I NOT, WHEN ITS A RHITORICAL QUESTION!?
Paperworks: AND HOW DOES THIS PROVE ANYTHING, OUTSIDE OF THE FACT YOUR EGO IS AN EMPTY AS YOUR HEAD!? Mine is the size of a galaxy. I'm one to talk.
scienth23: cause there is A FUCKING ANSWER YOU DUMB FUCK\
Paperworks: And how do I have any chance of guessing?
scienth23: you wasted 2 hrs of mt time
Paperworks: Im literally taking a poke in the dark. This "riddle" has no answer.
scienth23: think outside the damn box
Paperworks: Mine at least do.
scienth23: it has a answer
Paperworks: No it doesn't.,
Paperworks: HEY! QUICK QUESTION! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE IRL!?
scienth23: your just to stupid to admit defeat
scienth23: A FUCKING IDIOT
scienth23: THAT WASTED MY TIME
Paperworks: see, now this comes down to what i said earlier, on how if I say I give up, you can sleep at night because of some empty win off some immaginary premise.
Paperworks: At least my Battle Phase statement made sense, because given the fact the game is so drastic now-a-days, nobody cares about the Battle PHase anymore.
Paperworks: Ergo, why it had no answe.
Paperworks: answer*
scienth23: >>
scienth23: i fucking care for it
Paperworks: If you, honestly, did want to prove that you could think on my same level.
Paperworks: You would have known that.
scienth23: you dont know me well enough
Paperworks: But no, you resorted to acting like a complete dumbass.
scienth23: you want the fucking answer or not
Paperworks: How can I say no, when I literally no indication of what the answer is?
scienth23: no the reason i acted this way so i can fucking sleep
Paperworks: It's like me trying to guess the name of your 3rd cousin.
Paperworks: How the fuck can I?
scienth23: but no your dumb ass kept me up
Paperworks: Because you insisted on it.
scienth23: simople its yugioh
Paperworks: You brought it upon yourself.
scienth23: fucking think'
Paperworks: THERE IS NO ANSWER.
scienth23: OMFG FUCK OFF YOU DUMB ASS FUCKER
scienth23 has logged out

-Fishmonger-

This guy actually did it.
He actually left.
He literally proved to be decent in the end, just to get some sleep.
I have to find this guy when he gets back on, and congratulate him.[/spoiler]

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[spoiler=Episode 11 - It's like trying to unsee that Bat Credit Card]
I was chatting with this other guy, on how DN's playerbase is full of scrubs.
So I asked Public Chat if anyone could tell me how Sworns take skill.

THEN THIS GUY APPEARED~
He mentioned playing without Necro Gardna- You can see where this is going

Paperworks: Really? Necro is your definition of skill in Sworns?
Paperworks: Really?
scienth23: maybe
scienth23: try not to get them bannished
scienth23: and i might consider it
Paperworks: No. You missing the point way too much.
Paperworks: Necro, literally is, a safety net for the deck's own idiocy.
scienth23: i know lightswornd are cruise control
Paperworks: Since really, the deck literally gives not a single fuck about the gamestate.
Paperworks: All it knows how to do is drop JD, and nothing else.
scienth23: i was gonna say
scienth23: necro gardna >>
scienth23: so
Paperworks: Sworns, now-a-days, with the new support, can play without Necro.
Paperworks: So that point of yours is now moot.
scienth23: but they could still use it
scienth23: can they not?
Paperworks: No, they dont need it. And including it is NOT skill.
Paperworks: Never was to begin with.
scienth23: i know >>
scienth23: it was a trick question
Paperworks: No its not.
scienth23: yes it was
scienth23: lightsworns take no skill to use
Paperworks: I literally answered why Necro is un-needed. If that was a trick question, then it would have no answer to it.
Paperworks: But it did.
scienth23: necro can negate 1 atk
Paperworks: So?
scienth23: so that you can keep a lumina or lyla for next turn
Paperworks: How the fuck are you in a loosing position, when you have a 3K field nuker on your side.
scienth23: what if they solemn it
Paperworks: And who the fuck keeps Lumina?
Paperworks: With the Tuners, it instantly becomes Arc.
scienth23: people that play lightsworns >>
scienth23: its a monster reborn
Paperworks: And don't you DARE say that just because counters exist, it makes JD balanced.
Paperworks: Im going to murder you, if you think that way.
scienth23: im not saying that
Paperworks: Sworns also tend to play Reincarnation. LEL U PAYED 2K FOR NOTHING
scienth23: ok so
scienth23: i can bottomless the shit out of it
scienth23: theres also torrental
Paperworks: So... Your only means of playing against JD, are the same 1/40 sacky cards that people literally cannot do shit without?
scienth23: there are plenty of ways to get around jd
Paperworks: Really?
scienth23: yeah
Paperworks: No, the "really?" was an add-on to my current statement.
scienth23: oh
scienth23: pretty much
Paperworks: You are, literally, that bad at Yugioh if you can't remove monsters outside of Warning, Bottomless, and Compulsory.
scienth23: its the same traps that keep it going and people use
scienth23: dark hole >>
scienth23: lightning vortex
scienth23: others
scienth23: ect.
Paperworks: So... You literally are insisint you are terrible, and you literally cannot do shit unless you open with a hand of sacky cards. Is that, literally, what you are telling me?
scienth23: nope maybe i can negate your shit all together
scienth23: jd is my bitch
Paperworks: K. Using logic of "LEL COUNTERS EXIST = CARD IS BALANCED"; Chaos Emperor Dragon is fine at 12.
scienth23: no
Paperworks: Since, you know, awful players are dependant on Warning.
scienth23: chaos emp is fine at 1
Paperworks: No, its fine at 3.
scienth23: no
scienth23: its too op at 3
Paperworks: Using your logic, it is
scienth23: chaos emp will never be unbanned
scienth23: ever
Paperworks: Using your logic, it should be.
Paperworks: Cuz' Warning exists.
scienth23: yeah then they could bring back judgement
scienth23: maybe trish
Paperworks: See, this is exactly why you are such of an awful player. You have too much of a dependance on the sackiest of cards to ever exist.
scienth23: hell why not tribe infecting fucking virus
scienth23: sir i use these cards before they became popular
Paperworks: So?
scienth23: so
Paperworks: That has nothing to do with any of this
scienth23: welll it pretty much hasd everything to do with this
Paperworks: How?
scienth23: if EVERYONE is using sacky cards then let them
scienth23: but ill be origional
Paperworks: That's like saying you never played Madols, but then suddenly you just up and said it was the deck you had from the beginning just cuz' Jelly became a card.
scienth23: i havent
scienth23: use maldoches
scienth23: nor do i care too
Paperworks: Also, you can't go and say "i'll be original", right after you just said "Im terrible because I auto-loose without Warning".
scienth23: hell i dont use warning all the time
scienth23: its justa good stall card for 1 summon
Paperworks: >Warning
Paperworks: >Stall card
Paperworks: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Paperworks: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL
Paperworks: OLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
scienth23: are you done?
Paperworks: Im sorry, my sides left the atmosphere.
scienth23: aww sorry to hear that\
scienth23: maybe ill give 2 fucks about it
scienth23: but i dont
Paperworks: Are you, literally, one of those scrubs who plays Warning right off the bat, regardless of what monster hits the field?
scienth23: nope i use the card at the right time to fuck my opponet at its heart
Paperworks: So... You would use Warning on Scrap Dragon?
scienth23: no
scienth23: its useless
scienth23: cause then they can just get another one out
scienth23: and you would have wasted 2000 for nothin
Paperworks: I didn't say what deck they were using.
scienth23: who cares
scienth23: if its dragon rulers
Paperworks: Rulers are dead^
scienth23: ill wait till draco comes out or big eye
scienth23: if its maldoches
Paperworks: Why... The fuck... Would you wait for the Xyz monster, to Warning.
scienth23: ill wait till barkion hits the field
Paperworks: >Wait until Bark
scienth23: why not
Paperworks: K. So you go ahead and NOT warning those Tiaramisus n' junk
scienth23: nope cause they waste my card
Paperworks: 'Cept, you know, Tiara then proceeds to fuck up your field.
Paperworks: Because you got cocky for literally no reason at all.
scienth23: ok let it ill just mirror it
scienth23: i always have a set up
Paperworks: Its MAdols. They get like 2-3 Tiaras on the field at will.
Paperworks: How the fuck can Mirror Force repel "Retunr 4 of your cards"?
scienth23: ok so i can get 2 stardust assaults at will
scienth23: so what
Paperworks: This is madols. Not the 1-trick luck-fest that is Dragunity.
Paperworks: Oh, speaking of which, next list has Ravine@0.
Paperworks: gg Dragunities
scienth23: umm dragunity is dead as well ??
scienth23: so i dont need to worry bout them next format
Paperworks: So tell me... If they Normal Summon Hootcake, as their very first monster, and nothing else- Why the fuck are you waiting for them to Barkion?
scienth23: the decks im worried about are evilswarms constellars bujins maldoches
scienth23: cause i know they can get it out >>
scienth23: and fire fists >>
Paperworks: They would get Tiara first.
Paperworks: And screw over your Warning
scienth23: ok ill just pop it next turn >>
Paperworks: With.... ?
scienth23: any card i please
Paperworks: K. So you can't do shit unless you topdeck Dark Hole, as well.
Paperworks: That's cute.
scienth23: i havent told you what im using >>
scienth23: no
scienth23: dark hole is very nice but i wouldnt need it
scienth23: and with only 1 copy out of 40
Paperworks: No, you would. Since your the kind of scrub who can't play without it.
scienth23: >>
scienth23: kind of hard to get in the hand >>
Paperworks: And how the fuck does Dark Hole's 1/40 ratio now matter, when Warning has the same thing, and yet, you think that one is the ideal one to always open with?
scienth23: maybe i dont get warning out
scienth23: ill still kill whats on the field >>
Paperworks: It's sacky as shit BECAUSE it's 1 out of 40 cards. If you draw it, and win with it; You didn't deserve that win. It was empty as shit.
scienth23: ok so i can say some of your wins are hollow as well >>
scienth23: who gives a flying fuck
Paperworks: Why the fuck would I play Warning? That would make me a hypocrite.
scienth23: dark hole >>
scienth23: compulse
scienth23: torrental
scienth23: book
Paperworks: Dark Hole, is literally, the only of those that I play. Why? Because I actually use it in a proper manner.
Paperworks: Not just LEL I CAN KILL UR ONLY MONSTER OTK
scienth23: well same here
Paperworks: Judging by this conversation, I highly doubt it.
scienth23: pfft well maybe ill judge you the same way then
scienth23: 2 can play this game
Paperworks: Trust me, they can't.
scienth23: yeah they can
scienth23: balls on your court >>
Paperworks: Ok then. Riddle me this: Whats a proper use of the Battle Phase?
scienth23: to get rid of your opponets field and deal damage as well
Paperworks: I'll give you a hint: There is no answer.
scienth23: but play defensive too
scienth23: ok so
Paperworks: If you wanted to "play this game", you would have known that.
Paperworks: Hence why I said, you can't.
scienth23: ok riddle me this what deck im using that has multiple ways to play it AAAAAAAAND HERE WE GO
Paperworks: That's a rhitorical question.
scienth23: nope theres 1 answer Just hit Ctrl+F and search "Fishmonger" to skip to the end.
Paperworks: No, its rhitorical. So given the information here, I have no legitamite knowledge to any sort of indication as to what that might be.
scienth23: its a fucking riddle thats all the info that im suppose to give you >> Hey, here's a riddle for you, reader: Whats the color of plastic wrap? SPOILER: COLORLESS ISN'T A COLOR
Paperworks: No, it's not.
scienth23: yeah
Paperworks: See, your riddle makes as much sense as this: On the internet, are people really made of cups?
scienth23: domt pm me again till you have the answer
scienth23: dude dont go retarted on me
Paperworks: No, Im playing it your way real fast.
scienth23: dont*
scienth23: ok whats the answer
Paperworks: Also, again, guessing where the needle in the haystack is doesn't prove anything.
Paperworks: Since really, I could ask the same question to you, and you would be in the same place.
scienth23: i can give multiple guesses
scienth23: but 1 of them is right
Paperworks: Also, jokes on you, people really are made of cups:
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scienth23: so you done wasting my time? The hypocracy is adorable
Paperworks: But seriously, though: What deck am I playing, as well?
Paperworks: Go on. I've given the same ammount of zero information that you have given.
scienth23: ill fire off 7 decks
scienth23: dark worlds
scienth23: constellars
scienth23: fire fists
scienth23: mermails
scienth23: bujins
Paperworks: I'm playing Gustos. But you would never know that, since your too focused on metagame garbage to realize that people play this from different points, and have views accordingly.
scienth23: ok
scienth23: so
Paperworks: Assuming you actually DO take "play defensively" into account, and given just that as the most faint of information possible- You play Exodia.
scienth23: nope i dont play shit But you play a deck that "has many ways to play it". Kill me. Please.
Paperworks: So you literally have no decks?
scienth23: i do
scienth23: i just dont play exodia
scienth23: cause its a shitty ass deck
Paperworks: Humor me for a second: What is the key card in your deck?
scienth23: ok if i give you my key card
scienth23: it is royal decree
Paperworks: Find that hard to belive, since you also said you play Mirror Force.
Paperworks: So thats either a lie, or your just plain stupid for using contradicitng cards.
scienth23: yup but royal decree is my key card
scienth23: nope its my key
scienth23: i told you it
Paperworks: So literally, your deck is a 60 card pile of random nonsense.
scienth23: nope
Paperworks: No, it is.
scienth23: nope
scienth23: do you give up?
Paperworks: Because why the fuck would you play Decree, and also play like 40 Trap cards?
scienth23: cause you be a dumbass if you do
scienth23: but i dont so
Paperworks: No, you do.
scienth23: ugh do you give up?
Paperworks: Decree is the most vague answer possible.
scienth23: no its key to some of my wins
Paperworks: It's like saying you play Exodia, and the "hint" you give is that you play a single copy of Sparks.
scienth23: i play matches >>
Paperworks: So your a scrub who plays anti-meta.
scienth23: nope
Paperworks: How is this guessing game anything relevant anyway?
scienth23: you started the riddle game now im ending it with one
scienth23: whats my deck?
Paperworks: No, mine was just to prove that you were not on my same level.
scienth23: the key card is royal decree
Paperworks: Which I did.
scienth23: do you give up
Paperworks: If I say I did, then you can sleep at night knowing you got an empty win off some immaginary fact you made up.
Paperworks: Which just proves your ignorant
scienth23: nope
scienth23: i have litterally won games with royal decree
scienth23: alone
Paperworks: Because you play a deck that can't do shit without it.
Paperworks: AKA, your just as luck-dependant as the next scrub.
scienth23: i can do with out it
Paperworks: No, you cant.
scienth23: yup
Paperworks: You said that, Decree alone, is a 1-card-OTK. So why would you care about the gamestate otherwise, as long as you have it?
scienth23: well its nota 1 card otk
Paperworks: You implied that it is.
scienth23: it slowly kills your opponet
scienth23: i never implyed
Paperworks: So you play a burn deck then?
scienth23: nope
Paperworks: Knowing that you don't play anything meta, or anti-meta, or scrub-meta, then you obveiously play a random pile of cards.
Paperworks: Then that's not a deck.
scienth23: nope MY LITTLE PONY
scienth23: its a deck MY LITTLE PONY
scienth23: you just didnt say it AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH-
scienth23: like gustos FU'KING AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!1!111one- Arm.exe stopped working
Paperworks: Except I have nothing to base any of this on.
Paperworks: You just ASSUMED I play meta, when I clearly don't.
scienth23: royal fucking decree >>
Paperworks: Hence why you listed all top decks.
scienth23: and your assuming i play random deck whichi dint
scienth23: i didnt listed all top decks
Paperworks: You don't play meta: Check.
Paperworks: You dont play anti-meta: Checl
Paperworks: You don't play Exodia/burn: Check
Paperworks: You dont play a lower tier 2 deck: check
Paperworks: Obveiously it's a random pile of cards. Only viable option.
scienth23: nope one of those doesnt check
scienth23: its a archtype >> I didn't know Royal Decree was an archetype
scienth23: thats all im saying
Paperworks: I'll answer your question, if you can answer mine.
scienth23: ok
Paperworks: What am I holding in my right hand, right now?
scienth23: nothin >>
Paperworks: You literally have no way of knowing.
scienth23: yeah
Paperworks: And for all you know, I just picked something up, and can drop it if you guess just that.
Paperworks: So really, you can guess anything under the sun; Nope. Wont be right.
scienth23: >>
Paperworks: So how is your riddle, at all, NOT rhitorical?
Paperworks: Oh, right, your just bad at trying to be clever.
scienth23: cause you didnt answered the riddle
Paperworks: BUT IT'S NOT A FUCKING RIDDLE, WHEN THERE IS NO ANSWER.
Paperworks: ITS A RHITORICAL STATEMENT
scienth23: there is a fucking answert JUST LIKE MEATLOAF
Paperworks: The answer makes as much sense as people trying to guess the metagame 20 years from now.
Paperworks: It doesn't work that way.
scienth23: YOUR JUST TOO FUCKING DMB TO FUCKING THINK
Paperworks: You know that, but your too stuborn to admit it.
Paperworks: And how am I dumb, when you've given me, literally, the most vague answer under the sun?
scienth23: god damn youe piss me offf
Paperworks: PLENTY of decks run Decree.
scienth23: yeah
Paperworks: How does that single it down to 1 answer?
scienth23: idk fucking guess
Paperworks: Simple: It doesn't.
scienth23: thats yugioh ina fucking nutshell
Paperworks: Ergo, your "LEL ITS TOTALLY OBVEIOUS" implication doesn't work.
scienth23: do you give up
Paperworks: HOW CAN I NOT, WHEN ITS A RHITORICAL QUESTION!?
Paperworks: AND HOW DOES THIS PROVE ANYTHING, OUTSIDE OF THE FACT YOUR EGO IS AN EMPTY AS YOUR HEAD!? Mine is the size of a galaxy. I'm one to talk.
scienth23: cause there is A FUCKING ANSWER YOU DUMB FUCK\
Paperworks: And how do I have any chance of guessing?
scienth23: you wasted 2 hrs of mt time
Paperworks: Im literally taking a poke in the dark. This "riddle" has no answer.
scienth23: think outside the damn box
Paperworks: Mine at least do.
scienth23: it has a answer
Paperworks: No it doesn't.,
Paperworks: HEY! QUICK QUESTION! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE IRL!?
scienth23: your just to stupid to admit defeat
scienth23: A FUCKING IDIOT
scienth23: THAT WASTED MY TIME
Paperworks: see, now this comes down to what i said earlier, on how if I say I give up, you can sleep at night because of some empty win off some immaginary premise.
Paperworks: At least my Battle Phase statement made sense, because given the fact the game is so drastic now-a-days, nobody cares about the Battle PHase anymore.
Paperworks: Ergo, why it had no answe.
Paperworks: answer*
scienth23: >>
scienth23: i fucking care for it
Paperworks: If you, honestly, did want to prove that you could think on my same level.
Paperworks: You would have known that.
scienth23: you dont know me well enough
Paperworks: But no, you resorted to acting like a complete dumbass.
scienth23: you want the fucking answer or not
Paperworks: How can I say no, when I literally no indication of what the answer is?
scienth23: no the reason i acted this way so i can fucking sleep
Paperworks: It's like me trying to guess the name of your 3rd cousin.
Paperworks: How the fuck can I?
scienth23: but no your dumb ass kept me up
Paperworks: Because you insisted on it.
scienth23: simople its yugioh
Paperworks: You brought it upon yourself.
scienth23: fucking think'
Paperworks: THERE IS NO ANSWER.
scienth23: OMFG FUCK OFF YOU DUMB ASS FUCKER
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-Fishmonger-

This guy actually did it.
He actually left.
He literally proved to be decent in the end, just to get some sleep.
I have to find this guy when he gets back on, and congratulate him.[/spoiler]

 

Jeez, just look at those inflated egos and condescension. But judging from what he's "riddling" at, it's like he's using Revolution/Liberation.dek....which is a bit contradictory like everything he said.

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But judging from what he's "riddling" at, it's like he's using Revolution/Liberation.dek....which is a bit contradictory like everything he said.

I apologize for my end, but like, he wasn't making any sense.
But anyway... Riddles at least offer some indication as to what the answer is, and not "Hey! Guess whats behind my back!", to which it's literally impossible.
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Is blind MST that bad?
Really?

 

I took your advice Armz, and just used Fishmonger. But I felt like I missed something. Probs not. xD

 

Well, a fellow staple hater. That's nice. (may be exaggerating here).

 

Posting rages/crappy wins tomorrow.

 

I wonder what deck/pile of scraps the guy ran.

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Chances are that you aren't going to hit what you want, which was what happened to this guy here. I later screwed him over with my other Trap, which was a Compulse.

But then what are you going to hit??

Are you really going to save MST and say "it negates dur hur"?

Besides, 9/10 you are hitting something important. Unless it is Mermails, for example.

But hitting a staple is hitting a staple. Usually works for me just fine, considering the crud people play that runs the same s/t every time. 

 

Well, would it be as bad as to set it and wait for the opponent to end the turn?

I mean, still blind, but chaining chance goes down highly.

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[quote name="TechGenusMaster" post="6329180" timestamp="1388467257"]But then what are you going to hit?? Are you really going to save MST and say "it negates dur hur"? Besides, 9/10 you are hitting something important. Unless it is Mermails, for example. But hitting a staple is hitting a staple. Usually works for me just fine, considering the crud people play that runs the same s/t every time.    Well, would it be as bad as to set it and wait for the opponent to end the turn? I mean, still blind, but chaining chance goes down highly.[/quote] I agree with this tbh. So can I hear, from a good player, the rationale behind why blind MSTing is bad and what we should do with it instead?

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I agree with this tbh. So can I hear, from a good player, the rationale behind why blind MSTing is bad and what we should do with it instead?


Holding MST lets you play the bait game and/or get a read on what their backrow actually is. It doesn't take much to then engineer a position where the MST just wins you the game where firing it off blindly hits the wrong target, given you're clearly using it to extend, and then backfires for you horribly.

This thread is also just a cesspool of shit, my god.
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Well, a fellow staple-

No I'm not.

Holding MST lets you play the bait game and/or get a read on what their backrow actually is. It doesn't take much to then engineer a position where the MST just wins you the game where firing it off blindly hits the wrong target, given you're clearly using it to extend, and then backfires for you horribly.

But what about on the off-chance they only have 1 Set card, and you open with a Typhoon?
Then said Typhoon won't exactly be all that blind, since they just have 1 Target for it.
And if that were the case, and assuming it then ends up being some bait the Opponent played, then who's to say it really WAS blind, when your just trying be safe rather then sorry. Since in that scenario, it could be anything, but you don't know that beyond that single Typhoon.
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Why use up your MST at all if you're not making a push, though? If they have a single backrow and you have a hand that can make a push, then in some scenarios it's fine to go off. It also depends on what you know your opponent to be playing. What if all they did was set the card? If they're Mermails and it's Abyss-sphere you just screwed up your own going off just as much and now you don't have MST for later.

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It also depends on what you know your opponent to be playing. What if all they did was set the card? If they're Mermails and it's Abyss-sphere you just screwed up your own going off just as much and now you don't have MST for later.

Yea, the deck in question your up against will also determine if blind Typhoons are worth it or not. Since, again, stuff like Sphere will screw you over because of the sheer amount of advantage they obtained. So really, Game 2 determines that stuff to a more extreme degree, rather then game 1, since until you see anything Face-up appearing(People Set Dine, shoosh), it's all up in the air.
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[spoiler=Episode 12 - I'm done]
I made the duel note say "DN is full of scrubs".
This guy duels me, and I mention that I doubt he is any different.
So of course, he goes on and on about how he will beat me on turn 2.
I love how this guy is so full of himself, because he plays Exodia, and opens with Library- See, heres the irony of this, this guy, literally, went out of his way to prove my point of DN being full of scrubs.
So I said to him that he proved my point about DN being full of scrubs, and tht he was terrible because he literally proved my point, just because he could.
So maybe like a minute later, he PMs me...

*Sigh* Newyears is off to a roaring start .____.

fullilovertr: what deck do u want me to beat u with
fullilovertr: ?/??
fullilovertr: cuz i will beat u
fullilovertr: with every
fullilovertr: single
fullilovertr: one
Paperworks: Riiight.... Because Exodia takes so much skill to play. The sad thing about you, is the fact you take this stuff so seriously. If he was decent human being, he would have thought nothing of my comments, and just moved on. But no, he insists on getting madder and madder at each and every second.
fullilovertr: exodia, dragons before ban list, dragons after, blue eyes structure deck even, heroes, blackwings, harpies
fullilovertr: what
fullilovertr: what do u want me to destroy u with
Paperworks: Nice to know you only play scrub decks. (The word "scrub" seems to be this guy's kryptonite) Also, you are literally playing off your ego, and not actually doing anything yourself.
Paperworks: So please, your just making yourself look bad.
fullilovertr: i could beat u
fullilovertr: with ghostricks
fullilovertr: bujins
fullilovertr: fire fists
fullilovertr: a yugi deck
fullilovertr: a kaiba deck
Paperworks: >Implying Bujin takes skill Half sarcastic on this one
Paperworks: >Implying Dragons take skill
fullilovertr: A CYBER DRAGON DECK This guy is behind in his times. No wonder his persona is so contradictory
fullilovertr: lol
fullilovertr: ur a dumbass
Paperworks: Cyber Dragons are now ridiculous Network says hi
Paperworks: Why are your jimmies so rustled, just because you insisted on proving my point?
fullilovertr: true i dont have a cyber dragon deck but i could make one in 5 seconds
fullilovertr: ur point?
fullilovertr: ur a fuckin nigger
Paperworks: So tell me this....
Paperworks: If you have such a high ammounts of autopiloting skills, why did you insist on using the one single deck that shows how truly awful you are, when my note-
Paperworks: my note SPECIFICALLY said "DN is full of scrubs"
Paperworks: To which you also opened with Library, the 1/40 monster in the deck.
fullilovertr: easy BECAUSE I CAN BEAT U IN 2 TURNS EVERY TIME
fullilovertr: no
fullilovertr: theres 3
Paperworks: So?
Paperworks: How does Exodia take skill?
fullilovertr: 3/40 + 3/39 +3/38
fullilovertr: easy
fullilovertr: u have to know how to play the cards Hey guys, I played Pot of Greed and drew 8 cards. Yep. Lotta' skill in that play
Paperworks: .....
fullilovertr: most people keep the exodia cards right when they get them, the dumbest thing ever, like with magical mallet
Paperworks: Excuse me a second, I need to go laugh my ass off.
fullilovertr: until ur under 10 cards
fullilovertr: always shuffle exodia cards in
fullilovertr: to get more draw power
fullilovertr: no one does that
fullilovertr: which is why i always win I really feel sorry for this guy.
fullilovertr: u have to know how to play appropriate to your advantage Like, he literally has absolutely no common sense, and just won't admit to the fact he can't duel otherwise.
fullilovertr: u have to have a good balance of cards
fullilovertr: shut up
Paperworks: So tell me.... A deck that that requires 0 player interaction, does nothing but autopilot, and auto-looses if it doesn't have Library-
Paperworks: How does that require skill?
fullilovertr: it doesnt auto lose without library
fullilovertr: TRIPLE APPROPRIATE ONE DAY OF PEACE
fullilovertr: HOLY SHIT DUDE
fullilovertr: 7 cards.
fullilovertr: i dont need library to win
Paperworks: Didn't seem like it/.
fullilovertr: is that so
fullilovertr: u need to stop thinking u are good Never said I was, but this guy clearly isn't.
Paperworks: So tell me: How does Exodia take skill to play?
fullilovertr: OH MY GOD WHY DONT U TRY IT
fullilovertr: try to beat me with mine
fullilovertr: i dare u
Paperworks: What does that prove?
fullilovertr: it proves that its hard
fullilovertr: thats what it proves
Paperworks: If its Exodia vs Exodia, the winner is determined by whoever wins rock paper scissors.
fullilovertr: its hard to get an exodia deck that wont leave u wide open Yea, because 5x Limbs + 35x Pot of Greed is a deck that will leave you open
Paperworks: It's pointless
fullilovertr: ur a dumbass
Paperworks: Why?
Paperworks: Because you cant answer my question?
fullilovertr: i already have No you didn't.
fullilovertr: u have to know how to play the cards
Paperworks: If a duel comes down to whoever wins rock paper scissors, how is that even a duel?
fullilovertr: i've gotten to the point where i win in 2 or 3 turns no fail every time You have such a high luck dependency. It's embarrassing.
fullilovertr: it used to take 5 or 6
fullilovertr: IT DOESNT COME DOWN TO THAT AT ALL
Paperworks: No, it does
fullilovertr: prove it
Paperworks: You just wont acknowledge that
fullilovertr: u can go first
fullilovertr: i will still win
Paperworks: What if we have the exact same deck?
Paperworks: What then?
fullilovertr: its whoever plays their cards correctl
Paperworks: So it comes down to sheer luck then
Paperworks: K. So now the win is even emptier Exodia wins are empty. Luck-based wins are empty. Winner being determined by rock paper scissors, is also an empty win.
fullilovertr: ARE U AN IDIOT
fullilovertr: WE COULD HAVE OUR CARDS
fullilovertr: IN THE SAME EXACT ORDER
fullilovertr: AND I WOULD BEAT U But you said I would go first. So... Yea.
Paperworks: Your just an awful player. Your letting your ego make all your choices, and it just proves how bad you are. It's reinforced by the fact you didn't just think nothing of my comments back there. I wish all these guys did
fullilovertr: how did i not
Paperworks: If you had any decency, you wouldn't have PM'd me in the first place.
fullilovertr: YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE CARDS WHEN TO TAKE THE RISKS Again with the luck.
Paperworks: So really, any point you make is moot.
fullilovertr: YOU WOULD USE DARK WORLD DEALINGS IF IT WAS THE ONLY CARD IN YOUR HAND
fullilovertr: FUCK FACE
fullilovertr: moot isnt a FUCKING WORD (*Ahem* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mootness)
fullilovertr: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Paperworks: So you rely on luck, and can't duel without it.
Paperworks: K. Your even worse off now.
fullilovertr: lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
fullilovertr: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
fullilovertr: HOW IN ANY WAY
fullilovertr: IS IT LUCK
fullilovertr: IF I WIN
fullilovertr: EVEYR TIME
fullilovertr: ITS NOT LUCK
fullilovertr: IF ITS CONSISTENT
Paperworks: Lets say DWD is the only card in your hand.
fullilovertr: SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER
Paperworks: You use it: You draw Goldd. How is that skill?
fullilovertr: YOU DONT USE IT
fullilovertr: BECAUSE U WOULD DRAW A PIECE OF EXODIA AND HAVE TO DISCARD
fullilovertr: FUCKING DUMBASS
fullilovertr: good god
fullilovertr: goodbye
fullilovertr has logged out

This guy literally drove himself up a wall, all on his own. I, literally, didn't even do anything.[/spoiler]

Yep. I'm ending this little series of mine. Not changing my mind on this either.

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[quote name="Armadilloz" post="6329695" timestamp="1388557306"][spoiler=Episode 12 - I'm done] I made the duel note say "DN is full of scrubs". This guy duels me, and I mention that I doubt he is any different. So of course, he goes on and on about how he will beat me on turn 2. I love how this guy is so full of himself, because he plays Exodia, and opens with Library- See, heres the irony of this, this guy, literally, went out of his way to prove my point of DN being full of scrubs. So I said to him that he proved my point about DN being full of scrubs, and tht he was terrible because he literally proved my point, just because he could. So maybe like a minute later, he PMs me... *Sigh* Newyears is off to a roaring start .____. fullilovertr: what deck do u want me to beat u with fullilovertr: ?/?? fullilovertr: cuz i will beat u fullilovertr: with every fullilovertr: single fullilovertr: one Paperworks: Riiight.... Because Exodia takes so much skill to play. The sad thing about you, is the fact you take this stuff so seriously. [b]If he was decent human being, he would have thought nothing of my comments, and just moved on. But no, he insists on getting madder and madder at each and every second.[/b] fullilovertr: exodia, dragons before ban list, dragons after, blue eyes structure deck even, heroes, blackwings, harpies fullilovertr: what fullilovertr: what do u want me to destroy u with Paperworks: Nice to know you only play scrub decks. [b](The word "scrub" seems to be this guy's kryptonite)[/b] Also, you are literally playing off your ego, and not actually doing anything yourself. Paperworks: So please, your just making yourself look bad. fullilovertr: i could beat u fullilovertr: with ghostricks fullilovertr: bujins fullilovertr: fire fists fullilovertr: a yugi deck fullilovertr: a kaiba deck Paperworks: >Implying Bujin takes skill [b]Half sarcastic on this one[/b] Paperworks: >Implying Dragons take skill fullilovertr: A CYBER DRAGON DECK [b]This guy is behind in his times. No wonder his persona is so contradictory[/b] fullilovertr: lol fullilovertr: ur a dumbass Paperworks: Cyber Dragons are now ridiculous [b]Network says hi[/b] Paperworks: Why are your jimmies so rustled, just because you insisted on proving my point? fullilovertr: true i dont have a cyber dragon deck but i could make one in 5 seconds fullilovertr: ur point? fullilovertr: ur a fuckin nigger Paperworks: So tell me this.... Paperworks: If you have such a high ammounts of autopiloting skills, why did you insist on using the one single deck that shows how truly awful you are, when my note- Paperworks: my note SPECIFICALLY said "DN is full of scrubs" Paperworks: To which you also opened with Library, the 1/40 monster in the deck. fullilovertr: easy BECAUSE I CAN BEAT U IN 2 TURNS EVERY TIME fullilovertr: no fullilovertr: theres 3 Paperworks: So? Paperworks: How does Exodia take skill? fullilovertr: 3/40 + 3/39 +3/38 fullilovertr: easy fullilovertr: u have to know how to play the cards [b]Hey guys, I played Pot of Greed and drew 8 cards. Yep. Lotta' skill in that play[/b] Paperworks: ..... fullilovertr: most people keep the exodia cards right when they get them, the dumbest thing ever, like with magical mallet Paperworks: Excuse me a second, I need to go laugh my ass off. fullilovertr: until ur under 10 cards fullilovertr: always shuffle exodia cards in fullilovertr: to get more draw power fullilovertr: no one does that fullilovertr: which is why i always win [b]I really feel sorry for this guy.[/b] fullilovertr: u have to know how to play appropriate to your advantage [b]Like, he literally has absolutely no common sense, and just won't admit to the fact he can't duel otherwise.[/b] fullilovertr: u have to have a good balance of cards fullilovertr: shut up Paperworks: So tell me.... A deck that that requires 0 player interaction, does nothing but autopilot, and auto-looses if it doesn't have Library- Paperworks: How does that require skill? fullilovertr: it doesnt auto lose without library fullilovertr: TRIPLE APPROPRIATE ONE DAY OF PEACE fullilovertr: HOLY SHIT DUDE fullilovertr: 7 cards. fullilovertr: i dont need library to win Paperworks: Didn't seem like it/. fullilovertr: is that so fullilovertr: u need to stop thinking u are good [b]Never said I was, but this guy clearly isn't.[/b] Paperworks: So tell me: How does Exodia take skill to play? fullilovertr: OH MY GOD WHY DONT U TRY IT fullilovertr: try to beat me with mine fullilovertr: i dare u Paperworks: What does that prove? fullilovertr: it proves that its hard fullilovertr: thats what it proves Paperworks: If its Exodia vs Exodia, the winner is determined by whoever wins rock paper scissors. fullilovertr: its hard to get an exodia deck that wont leave u wide open [b]Yea, because 5x Limbs + 35x Pot of Greed is a deck that will leave you open[/b] Paperworks: It's pointless fullilovertr: ur a dumbass Paperworks: Why? Paperworks: Because you cant answer my question? fullilovertr: i already have [b]No you didn't.[/b] fullilovertr: u have to know how to play the cards Paperworks: If a duel comes down to whoever wins rock paper scissors, how is that even a duel? fullilovertr: i've gotten to the point where i win in 2 or 3 turns no fail every time [b]You have such a high luck dependency. It's embarrassing.[/b] fullilovertr: it used to take 5 or 6 fullilovertr: IT DOESNT COME DOWN TO THAT AT ALL Paperworks: No, it does fullilovertr: prove it Paperworks: You just wont acknowledge that fullilovertr: u can go first fullilovertr: i will still win Paperworks: What if we have the exact same deck? Paperworks: What then? fullilovertr: its whoever plays their cards correctl Paperworks: So it comes down to sheer luck then Paperworks: K. So now the win is even emptier [b]Exodia wins are empty. Luck-based wins are empty. Winner being determined by rock paper scissors, is also an empty win.[/b] fullilovertr: ARE U AN IDIOT fullilovertr: WE COULD HAVE OUR CARDS fullilovertr: IN THE SAME EXACT ORDER fullilovertr: AND I WOULD BEAT U [b]But you said I would go first. So... Yea.[/b] Paperworks: Your just an awful player. Your letting your ego make all your choices, and it just proves how bad you are. It's reinforced by the fact you didn't just think nothing of my comments back there. [b]I wish all these guys did[/b] fullilovertr: how did i not Paperworks: If you had any decency, you wouldn't have PM'd me in the first place. fullilovertr: YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE CARDS WHEN TO TAKE THE RISKS [b]Again with the luck.[/b] Paperworks: So really, any point you make is moot. fullilovertr: YOU WOULD USE DARK WORLD DEALINGS IF IT WAS THE ONLY CARD IN YOUR HAND fullilovertr: FUCK FACE fullilovertr: moot isnt a FUCKING WORD [b](*Ahem* [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mootness]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mootness[/url])[/b] fullilovertr: SHUT THE FUCK UP Paperworks: So you rely on luck, and can't duel without it. Paperworks: K. Your even worse off now. fullilovertr: lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll fullilovertr: LOLOLOLOLOLOL fullilovertr: HOW IN ANY WAY fullilovertr: IS IT LUCK fullilovertr: IF I WIN fullilovertr: EVEYR TIME fullilovertr: ITS NOT LUCK fullilovertr: IF ITS CONSISTENT Paperworks: Lets say DWD is the only card in your hand. fullilovertr: SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER Paperworks: You use it: You draw Goldd. How is that skill? fullilovertr: YOU DONT USE IT fullilovertr: BECAUSE U WOULD DRAW A PIECE OF EXODIA AND HAVE TO DISCARD fullilovertr: FUCKING DUMBASS fullilovertr: good god fullilovertr: goodbye [b]fullilovertr has logged out[/b] This guy literally drove himself up a wall, all on his own. I, literally, didn't evendo anything.[/spoiler] Yep. I'm ending this little series of mine. Not changing my mind on this either.[/quote] Jesus Christ. I knew that people were dumb cuz bell curve, but I didn't know that there could be so many that are THIS dumb. Although I'll bet money they're all under the age of 14.

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[spoiler=Episode 12 - I'm done]
I made the duel note say "DN is full of scrubs".
This guy duels me, and I mention that I doubt he is any different.
So of course, he goes on and on about how he will beat me on turn 2.
I love how this guy is so full of himself, because he plays Exodia, and opens with Library- See, heres the irony of this, this guy, literally, went out of his way to prove my point of DN being full of scrubs.
So I said to him that he proved my point about DN being full of scrubs, and tht he was terrible because he literally proved my point, just because he could.
So maybe like a minute later, he PMs me...

*Sigh* Newyears is off to a roaring start .____.

fullilovertr: what deck do u want me to beat u with
fullilovertr: ?/??
fullilovertr: cuz i will beat u
fullilovertr: with every
fullilovertr: single
fullilovertr: one
Paperworks: Riiight.... Because Exodia takes so much skill to play. The sad thing about you, is the fact you take this stuff so seriously. If he was decent human being, he would have thought nothing of my comments, and just moved on. But no, he insists on getting madder and madder at each and every second.
fullilovertr: exodia, dragons before ban list, dragons after, blue eyes structure deck even, heroes, blackwings, harpies
fullilovertr: what
fullilovertr: what do u want me to destroy u with
Paperworks: Nice to know you only play scrub decks. (The word "scrub" seems to be this guy's kryptonite) Also, you are literally playing off your ego, and not actually doing anything yourself.
Paperworks: So please, your just making yourself look bad.
fullilovertr: i could beat u
fullilovertr: with ghostricks
fullilovertr: bujins
fullilovertr: fire fists
fullilovertr: a yugi deck
fullilovertr: a kaiba deck
Paperworks: >Implying Bujin takes skill Half sarcastic on this one
Paperworks: >Implying Dragons take skill
fullilovertr: A CYBER DRAGON DECK This guy is behind in his times. No wonder his persona is so contradictory
fullilovertr: lol
fullilovertr: ur a dumbass
Paperworks: Cyber Dragons are now ridiculous Network says hi
Paperworks: Why are your jimmies so rustled, just because you insisted on proving my point?
fullilovertr: true i dont have a cyber dragon deck but i could make one in 5 seconds
fullilovertr: ur point?
fullilovertr: ur a fuckin nigger
Paperworks: So tell me this....
Paperworks: If you have such a high ammounts of autopiloting skills, why did you insist on using the one single deck that shows how truly awful you are, when my note-
Paperworks: my note SPECIFICALLY said "DN is full of scrubs"
Paperworks: To which you also opened with Library, the 1/40 monster in the deck.
fullilovertr: easy BECAUSE I CAN BEAT U IN 2 TURNS EVERY TIME
fullilovertr: no
fullilovertr: theres 3
Paperworks: So?
Paperworks: How does Exodia take skill?
fullilovertr: 3/40 + 3/39 +3/38
fullilovertr: easy
fullilovertr: u have to know how to play the cards Hey guys, I played Pot of Greed and drew 8 cards. Yep. Lotta' skill in that play
Paperworks: .....
fullilovertr: most people keep the exodia cards right when they get them, the dumbest thing ever, like with magical mallet
Paperworks: Excuse me a second, I need to go laugh my ass off.
fullilovertr: until ur under 10 cards
fullilovertr: always shuffle exodia cards in
fullilovertr: to get more draw power
fullilovertr: no one does that
fullilovertr: which is why i always win I really feel sorry for this guy.
fullilovertr: u have to know how to play appropriate to your advantage Like, he literally has absolutely no common sense, and just won't admit to the fact he can't duel otherwise.
fullilovertr: u have to have a good balance of cards
fullilovertr: shut up
Paperworks: So tell me.... A deck that that requires 0 player interaction, does nothing but autopilot, and auto-looses if it doesn't have Library-
Paperworks: How does that require skill?
fullilovertr: it doesnt auto lose without library
fullilovertr: TRIPLE APPROPRIATE ONE DAY OF PEACE
fullilovertr: HOLY SHIT DUDE
fullilovertr: 7 cards.
fullilovertr: i dont need library to win
Paperworks: Didn't seem like it/.
fullilovertr: is that so
fullilovertr: u need to stop thinking u are good Never said I was, but this guy clearly isn't.
Paperworks: So tell me: How does Exodia take skill to play?
fullilovertr: OH MY GOD WHY DONT U TRY IT
fullilovertr: try to beat me with mine
fullilovertr: i dare u
Paperworks: What does that prove?
fullilovertr: it proves that its hard
fullilovertr: thats what it proves
Paperworks: If its Exodia vs Exodia, the winner is determined by whoever wins rock paper scissors.
fullilovertr: its hard to get an exodia deck that wont leave u wide open Yea, because 5x Limbs + 35x Pot of Greed is a deck that will leave you open
Paperworks: It's pointless
fullilovertr: ur a dumbass
Paperworks: Why?
Paperworks: Because you cant answer my question?
fullilovertr: i already have No you didn't.
fullilovertr: u have to know how to play the cards
Paperworks: If a duel comes down to whoever wins rock paper scissors, how is that even a duel?
fullilovertr: i've gotten to the point where i win in 2 or 3 turns no fail every time You have such a high luck dependency. It's embarrassing.
fullilovertr: it used to take 5 or 6
fullilovertr: IT DOESNT COME DOWN TO THAT AT ALL
Paperworks: No, it does
fullilovertr: prove it
Paperworks: You just wont acknowledge that
fullilovertr: u can go first
fullilovertr: i will still win
Paperworks: What if we have the exact same deck?
Paperworks: What then?
fullilovertr: its whoever plays their cards correctl
Paperworks: So it comes down to sheer luck then
Paperworks: K. So now the win is even emptier Exodia wins are empty. Luck-based wins are empty. Winner being determined by rock paper scissors, is also an empty win.
fullilovertr: ARE U AN IDIOT
fullilovertr: WE COULD HAVE OUR CARDS
fullilovertr: IN THE SAME EXACT ORDER
fullilovertr: AND I WOULD BEAT U But you said I would go first. So... Yea.
Paperworks: Your just an awful player. Your letting your ego make all your choices, and it just proves how bad you are. It's reinforced by the fact you didn't just think nothing of my comments back there. I wish all these guys did
fullilovertr: how did i not
Paperworks: If you had any decency, you wouldn't have PM'd me in the first place.
fullilovertr: YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE CARDS WHEN TO TAKE THE RISKS Again with the luck.
Paperworks: So really, any point you make is moot.
fullilovertr: YOU WOULD USE DARK WORLD DEALINGS IF IT WAS THE ONLY CARD IN YOUR HAND
fullilovertr: FUCK FACE
fullilovertr: moot isnt a FUCKING WORD (*Ahem* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mootness)
fullilovertr: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Paperworks: So you rely on luck, and can't duel without it.
Paperworks: K. Your even worse off now.
fullilovertr: lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
fullilovertr: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
fullilovertr: HOW IN ANY WAY
fullilovertr: IS IT LUCK
fullilovertr: IF I WIN
fullilovertr: EVEYR TIME
fullilovertr: ITS NOT LUCK
fullilovertr: IF ITS CONSISTENT
Paperworks: Lets say DWD is the only card in your hand.
fullilovertr: SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER
Paperworks: You use it: You draw Goldd. How is that skill?
fullilovertr: YOU DONT USE IT
fullilovertr: BECAUSE U WOULD DRAW A PIECE OF EXODIA AND HAVE TO DISCARD
fullilovertr: FUCKING DUMBASS
fullilovertr: good god
fullilovertr: goodbye
fullilovertr has logged out

This guy literally drove himself up a wall, all on his own. I, literally, didn't even do anything.[/spoiler]

Yep. I'm ending this little series of mine. Not changing my mind on this either.

 

....did he just spontaneously combust from stupid?

 

Anyways, since it looks like your "series" is coming to a close, I think we get a general point what we're looking at when it comes to unleashing the primal, immature rage of a DN duelist. I believe you can rest that ego of yours now.

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Y'know, I almost saw some kind of point you were trying to make, Armz, before you mention things being autopilot-

Would prefer it if I said "ur mom" or "lel ur a noob"?
I never mean "autopilot" in a realistic way.
See, I'm well aware of the fact Ghostricks, Cyber Dragons, Bujins, etc, those aren't truly autopilotng decks. I only really say that because, for some reason or another, saying someone's deck is autopilot is basically the equivalent of punching them in the fact. Dunno' why, but they take that statement too seriously, and it just enrages them to a ridiculous degree. I mean, if you know your deck doesn't auto itself, and you can clearly see someone using it as a dig at someone else, why don't they ever properly defend that statement? It's easy as hell to do so, and yet, not one person actually does it. But I'll +Rep you anyway, since I love feeling terrible about myself.

I think we get a general point what we're looking at when it comes to unleashing the primal, immature rage of a DN duelist.

Simply put: They take the game too seriously, and for all the wrong reasons.
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Baka. Heraldics are broken for a different reason. What was inherent, out of curiosity?

He DID quit at Basilisk, right? xD

 

The earlier dispute was over Maxx "C", but it was easy to get over with. But yeah, once he blasted Basilisk he went bats**** as if that was the reason why they were broken. XD

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