DN Chronicles *Remake*

[goddamnit names are a pain]

Beelzebuth is amazing.

Yeah, someone played it against me.

I quit in the same way. How is that crap fair?

Man, I'm starting to worry where today's game is heading. I'm bummed out how pathetic decks are...

Why was he playing Watts though?
 

EDIT: I didn't rage. He beat me next turn.

[Toffee.]

How is that crap fair?

So many ways I could follow this up; I'll pass.

AIX, I find it amusing how you did Beel's effect off having a 1 card difference.

[goddamnit names are a pain]

Yeah, sorry. I'm was a little butthurt when I checked here. XD

[Aix]

So many ways I could follow this up; I'll pass.

AIX, I find it amusing how you did Beel's effect off having a 1 card difference.

And I did it the previous turn with a 2 card difference xD

I'm stupid? Okey.

[Toffee.]

Yeah, sorry. I'm was a little butthurt when I checked here. XD

No, I'm just saying I could come up with reasons as to why you would make that statement.
Part of it is because people value winmoar, which is absurd.
 

I'm stupid? Okey.

"While this card is Face-up on the field you can Normal Summon it"-
Obviously means it happens the moment you Normal Summon it.
And CLEARLY "The Opponent cannot activate Spell/Traps" is the same as negating them.

[Toffee.]

Was playing Geargias earlier; Varrying degrees of What, from opponent to opponent.
Then.. THIS happens:



So... It's bad enough you think you being a girl and "winning" is all that important, but you also think your the best damn player on the face of the planet because you play a deck that lacks all forms of common sense and does nothing but play sacky moves all day? Really? And I'M the bad player here?
Aside from the fact the note said "Fun decks only", my Gasser deck plays Upstart, Hope for Escape, and Burst Reverse, so it doesn't care how many LP it has as long as yours are higher.

[Aix]

Best Fiendish Chain User.

 

[spoiler='time2scoop']Lives up to his name.

[/spoiler]

[Toffee.]

I still stand by what I said, AIX.
Chronos are pure spam. Wait until a monster hits the damn field before you start flipping Chains.
I mean, it's like using Chain on Chrono Moi; Why?

[spoiler=Episode 6 - How is this relevant?]
Paperworks: Tell me, how does a deck that you literally don't even have to play seriously, and wins effortlessly, considered good design?
Axel_Redd: because powerfull an fun derpdi derp o3o
Paperworks: Ok, now tell me; How does a gimmicky deck that revolves around Setting monsters, considered bad design?
Axel_Redd: its not the deck its self
Axel_Redd: its how its archtypes interact with other decks
Axel_Redd: Lvl 1 piper decks with ghostricks are retarded Your playing Rulers. Your argument is invalid
Paperworks: What? Player interaction is a bad thing? I thought this was a 2 player game.
Axel_Redd: i think they now need to limit battle fader because of this
Axel_Redd: swift scarecrow too
Paperworks: Really? Limit Fader/Swift and not touch Rulers?
Paperworks: Really?
Axel_Redd: they should hit rulers too....and give six sam their gateway back
Paperworks: Six Sams are poorly designed. That would be like saying Exodia should get Pot of Greed back.
Axel_Redd: no
Axel_Redd: they need it
Axel_Redd: to compete
Paperworks: Exodia needs Pot of Greed to complete it, too
Axel_Redd: no it doesnt
Axel_Redd: six sams are too slow without gateway It's the archetypes own fault for being so mindless, you know...
Axel_Redd: they need it, and ur dumb if u think otherwise
Paperworks: No, your logic is backwards, and let me explain why.
Axel_Redd: don't wanna hear it He does anyway
Axel_Redd: six sams need it end of story
Paperworks: Sams are a swarming deck. Swarming shouldn't be rewarded, as its just pure winmoar, and proves to be bad card design.
Paperworks: Sams died, upon loosing Gateway; This tells you something, about how poorly designed Sams are, in general.
Axel_Redd: i still play them without gateway, there ok....not tourney viable at all
Paperworks: And Fader/Swift are the most hardmless cards ever. Why are they so problematic?
Axel_Redd: because combined with ghostrick hand traps its overkill because Gateway combined with sams its overkill
Axel_Redd: thats why thats why
Paperworks: Ghostricks dont even need to play them in the first place.
Paperworks: Your opponent is terrible if they are.
Axel_Redd: they werent playing ghostricks!!1\
Axel_Redd: i told you
Axel_Redd: they were playing some stupid piper build that had some ghostricks in it
Paperworks: Piper decks are luck-based anyway.
Paperworks: So why is it an issue that you lost?(Assuming you did)
Axel_Redd: because a deck doesnt need 9 hand traps that all essentially do the same thing
Axel_Redd: thats why
Paperworks: Piper decks are forced to leave their field empty, unless otherwise stated. I can see why he would play them, but again, Piper decks are purly luck-based. Honestly, nobody will hold any of it-
Paperworks: hold any of it against you, and they are shallow if they do.
Axel_Redd: hold any of what?
Paperworks: If you loose to a luck-based deck; It's not that big of a deal. His win was empty and shows a lack of effort. So I don't see what the big deal is.
Axel_Redd: its just irritating to deal with
Paperworks: Regardless, Fader/Swift aren't limit worthy. Maybe if we ban Countdown and Exodia's head first, HURRRR
Axel_Redd: if six sams don't get gateway back then they need another support card or 2, and don't say it won't happen because even gravekeepers are already getting new stuff
Paperworks: Gravekeeprs were ruined. Don't bring them into this because it's irrelevent.
Axel_Redd: im saying sams need something new if they don't intend to bring gateway back
Paperworks: Ironically, sams were completed. Their story came to an end.
Axel_Redd: i don't see a problem with swarm decks
Axel_Redd: and it doesnt matter, if theres money in it, they'll make it
Paperworks: Hypothetically, Sams got a card that said "Each time a Six Samurai monster is Special Summoned: Draw 3 cards"
Paperworks: Tell me, is that a fair effect?
Axel_Redd: no
Axel_Redd: but
Paperworks: But it rewards Special Summons.
Axel_Redd: say they had something like a watered down version of gateway
Paperworks: Just like you wanted.
Axel_Redd: that would be fair to run 3 of
Axel_Redd: like u could only use 1 effect and only once per turn
Axel_Redd: that would make them a bit better
Paperworks: Shien's Dojo says hi
Axel_Redd: dojo is horrible
Paperworks: Dojo IS the balanced Gateway
Axel_Redd: im thinking, something like wind-up factory for sams, only theres a limit to how many times its effect could go off per turn
Axel_Redd: 1 per turn
Paperworks: Riiiight... Because giving Sams an E-Tele is really a fair effect.
Axel_Redd: wind up factory just searches and adds to your hand
Axel_Redd: its not an e-tele
Paperworks: You do realize that all the sams that people run, are the ones that can be freely Summoned from the hand if you control X.
Axel_Redd: yeah
Paperworks: Then if you consider the fact that Factory adds to the hand
Paperworks: It, basically, is an E-Tele
Paperworks: It goes from the field, to the hand, then immediately to the field.
Paperworks: from the deck to the hand*
Axel_Redd: as opposed to gateway? which u could do multiple times? its a lot more fiar
Axel_Redd: *fair
Axel_Redd: and keep the deck consistant
Paperworks: Gateway isn't balanced at all.
Axel_Redd: never the less they need it or something like it
Axel_Redd: six sams need something to help them with their bad card economy
Paperworks: But thats the thing.
Axel_Redd: right now
Axel_Redd: all they have is maxx C
Paperworks: Swarm decks shouldn't reward a player for throwing their hand onto the field and not even taking any second thought to it.
Axel_Redd: and that won't always help that much
Axel_Redd: then by all means, make it more control less swarm
Axel_Redd: if thats what it takes
Paperworks: Im just saying, Gateway makes Sams a rather mindless deck.
Paperworks: And its poorly made in the first place.
Axel_Redd: alls im saying is that if they don't bring gateway back, that they come out with some other card that can better replace it, and dojo doesnt count because its just not that good, atm i only run 1...
Axel_Redd: might even remove it again
Paperworks: Part of Gate's issue is the fact it can remove counters from anything. This, in turn, basically gives it an unlimited number of them, when combined with others.
Paperworks: The rest of it is because Legendary Six are a thing.
Axel_Redd: i can only wait to see what the future brings, hopefully they can get something more fair, and possibly change the deck a bit
Axel_Redd: better card economy and more control for less swarm
Axel_Redd: i'd take that
Paperworks: Hard to belive it will, when the archetype is already too focused on swarming.
Axel_Redd: we'll see, Konami can be a creative bunch (sometimes)
Paperworks: Except, you know, when it comes to Dragon-Types. Since heaven forbid we DONT get a Dragon that's blantantly overpowered, but both useful at the same time.
Axel_Redd: lol
Axel_Redd: dragon dragon rock the dragon, dragon ball zeeee
Paperworks: Dragonzball P is the best DBZ.
Axel_Redd: lmao
Axel_Redd: i still need to see the new DBZ animated flick
Axel_Redd: apparently thers gonna be a followup to it...
Paperworks: Eiter way; Gateway is busted and Swift/Fader are harmless.
Axel_Redd: well then, hope to see something new for the samurai eventually
Axel_Redd: Lightsworns already got some new stuff
Axel_Redd: and a synch
Paperworks: Again, their story came to a close. They can't add to it.
Axel_Redd: sure they can
Axel_Redd: story schmory
Paperworks: *Sigh* You play Sams but have no taste in lore. That's ironic.
Axel_Redd: i do have a taste in lore, but im more than willing to toss that aside if it means a better deck
Axel_Redd: just how i roll
Paperworks: But that contradicts itself, because they wont get a card BECAUSE there is no story to base it on.
Paperworks: All of the samurai cards have some relation to oneanother and/or other existing cards through their own lore. It wont make sense if all of a sudden Samurais get a Dragon-Type.
Axel_Redd: lol
Axel_Redd: they could still make a variation or 2 of them tho
Paperworks: They did.
Axel_Redd: well, they should do it again
Axel_Redd: lol
Paperworks: But they cant
Axel_Redd: whatevs, im done on this topic, its getting no where
Paperworks: At least your over your phobia of Fader/Swift
Axel_Redd: i still hate them
Axel_Redd: lol
Axel_Redd has logged out

...By the end of this we both basically wanted it to end. Guess he took the opportunity to do it first.[/spoiler]

[Toffee.]

Guy said he was testing- His "Dragons" vs my Gasser.dek:

Guy said he was testing- His Genex vs my Beast.dek:


Second one was funnier cuz' he Dark Hole'd the turn before.

[Toffee.]

Tanukis vs Clown.dek. THIS is how you duel:

[Βyakuya]

Light's thread contribution of the day:
 

 

Normal game undergone with Harpies vs. me Heraldics, which obviously sounded in my favor. Opponent decides to counter my Giant Hand by attempting to activate it at the Damage Step so he can evade the clause in Giant Hand. -.-

 

 

....he then attempts to get Utopia instead cause he wanted to evade the explanation and wanted to "make it fair cause I didn't get the rulings"....Regardles I won easily with SHArk Knight and Giant Hand Red. I never saw this kind of misplay before, but it was funny and ridiculous as he tried to RP with me even.

[Aix]

I never thought such a stupid person existed. He Dark Bribed my MST which was targeting his Dark Bribe.

[Kyng's Old Account]

I never thought such a stupid person existed. He Dark Bribed my MST which was targeting his Dark Bribe.
[spoiler=Aix's Big, Throbbing Screenshot][/spoiler]

I duelled this very guy, and he pulled the very same on me. =O

[Toffee.]

That Fire guy asked the Public Chat if MST negates. Didn't know he was being serious.

As for me...
[spoiler=Note said Girls Only]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Public Chat doesn't understand a joke]


http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ps3-has-no-games btw[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Spirits]


[spoiler=This made me feel bad, unintentionally]
DoppleGuy: hi there
Paperworks: :/
DoppleGuy: hmmm?
DoppleGuy: somethin wrong?
Paperworks: Tan's effect
DoppleGuy: oooh raccoon deck
Paperworks: Currant's effect
Paperworks: Destroy Susa, please
DoppleGuy: i know
DoppleGuy: i can read :D
Paperworks: That's a first. Uusually people I run into on DN don't read, and only make themselves look bad.
Paperworks: So I applaud you for it
DoppleGuy: thanks
DoppleGuy: eff
Paperworks has lost 300 life points
Paperworks: Key's effect
Paperworks has lost 1600 life points Asura and that Spirit sword attacked Key Mouse
DoppleGuy: oooohhh i think i just figured out how this deck works
DoppleGuy: effs
Paperworks: And judging by yours, you have too much of a dependancy on Gorz.
DoppleGuy: whats a Gorz
Paperworks: ...
DoppleGuy: to susa
DoppleGuy: once sec im laggin a bit
Paperworks: Ham's effect
DoppleGuy: k back
DoppleGuy: whats a Gorz?
Paperworks: Nevermind.
DoppleGuy: k man
DoppleGuy: on the plus side u get infinite hand too Played Infinite cards
Paperworks: Flora's effect
Paperworks: Currant
DoppleGuy: oh no its fluffy bunny
Paperworks: Kinka's effect
Paperworks: Flora, again
DoppleGuy: ahey spirit too
Paperworks has lost 2000 life points Arf Though
DoppleGuy: crap i already forgot the eff
DoppleGuy: wups
Paperworks has lost 300 life points
DoppleGuy: hand slip
DoppleGuy: problem, really exposed field
DoppleGuy: i know its a problemo but i didnt think its be this bad
DoppleGuy has lost 400 life points
Paperworks: Doesn't work that way
DoppleGuy: ok out of all the rules i forget its that one
DoppleGuy: aw poop
DoppleGuy: once again hand slipped
DoppleGuy: lol i knew it was gonna be mystical space
DoppleGuy has lost 400 life points
DoppleGuy: curse you spirit Hes talking about Kinka
Paperworks: Correction: Curse you hamster.
DoppleGuy: sure
DoppleGuy: eff
DoppleGuy: yup
DoppleGuy: like 2 cards are useless right now for me lol
DoppleGuy has lost 400 life points
Paperworks: Kinka's effect
Paperworks: Flora's effect
DoppleGuy: so how does it feel to have infinite cards?
DoppleGuy has lost 400 life points
Paperworks: I take it, Yaksha literally serves no purpose here, right?
DoppleGuy: yup
DoppleGuy: spot on
Paperworks: Then why play it?
DoppleGuy: hmmm?
DoppleGuy: oh
DoppleGuy: cuz if he lived i had a tribute
DoppleGuy: banished
DoppleGuy: right?
Paperworks: Nope.
DoppleGuy: how?
DoppleGuy: didnt it say?
Paperworks: The monster that would be Banished, if it stayed, would be Flora.
Paperworks: Flora swaps itself for Currant
DoppleGuy: can i see the card again plz
DoppleGuy: just for closure
Paperworks: Let me explain at the same time then.
DoppleGuy: no no
DoppleGuy: i know
Paperworks: Kinka's effect
DoppleGuy: i get it
Paperworks: Flora's effect
DoppleGuy: oh ok
DoppleGuy: i missed that
DoppleGuy: k got it
Paperworks: I skipped the Flora part because it seemed obveious.
DoppleGuy: sorry
DoppleGuy: eff
DoppleGuy: just makin sure if u were gonna counter
Paperworks: Now, heres my question to you...
DoppleGuy: sure
Paperworks: If your playing Spirits, but no Extra Deck, shouldn't you at least run a little more protection?
DoppleGuy: honestly i just ripped this deck online
DoppleGuy: thought itd be fun
DoppleGuy: needs tweaking
DoppleGuy: so i didnt 100 percent make this
Paperworks: But its Spirits. I mean, come on man...
DoppleGuy: i just did it cuz spirits are weird
Paperworks: Kinka, Flora, Currant
DoppleGuy: i normaly run a zombie deck which is kinda the opposite
DoppleGuy: oh crap
DoppleGuy: i thought that was from your deck lol
DoppleGuy has lost 400 life points
DoppleGuy: if i knew that i wouldnt have set him lo
DoppleGuy: lol
Paperworks has lost 300 life points
Paperworks: Kinka's effect
DoppleGuy: i literaly didnt look at the cards when i made this lol
Paperworks: Then thats just lazyness.
DoppleGuy: i know
DoppleGuy: i admit it
Paperworks: You should at least put effort into what you make, and not jump at the chance to netdeck something.
Paperworks: I mean, even if you do, at least modify it somewhat, to put your own personal touch on it.
DoppleGuy: wekk
DoppleGuy: well
DoppleGuy: first
DoppleGuy has lost 400 life points
DoppleGuy: i use it
DoppleGuy: then i relised it sucks
DoppleGuy: then i tweak it
DoppleGuy: and currently i just relised it sucks
Paperworks: But you shouldn't deliberatly make a deck terrible O,o
DoppleGuy: i didnt
Paperworks: Play stuff like Battle Fader, if your playing Spirits.
DoppleGuy: i just didnt pay attention and then later im all, this could use double summon
Paperworks: Spirits have a searcher. They have field control. They don't always need to do the same thing.
DoppleGuy: thats how i made my zombie deck and now its awesome
Paperworks: Also, Damage Step
DoppleGuy: well now i knew
DoppleGuy: know
Paperworks: And knowing is half the battle
DoppleGuy: oh crap
Paperworks: Asura's 900 < Currant's 1400
DoppleGuy: i know
Paperworks: You take the difference as damage.
DoppleGuy: got it
Paperworks: And no, Asura doesn't die
DoppleGuy: i know
DoppleGuy has lost 500 life points
Paperworks: And Sword stays with it....
DoppleGuy: im not stupid i just play worse when im tired
Paperworks: Your free to go if you want, really. Nobody will hold this against you if you leave.
DoppleGuy: im not
DoppleGuy: cuz i wanna see your squirrel deck
DoppleGuy has lost 400 life points
DoppleGuy: i like seeing other peoples decks
Paperworks: But it's ironic because you want
Paperworks: you cant*
DoppleGuy: yup
DoppleGuy: i know
Paperworks: No, I mean...
DoppleGuy: im fuly aware of that
Paperworks: I cant use half of what it gets at.
DoppleGuy: well this is a load of crap for both of us
DoppleGuy admitted defeat
Paperworks: No its not...
DoppleGuy: sorry for wasting your time
Paperworks: No, you didnt.
DoppleGuy: gonna go remove crap and add crap and stuff
DoppleGuy: i had fun bye
Paperworks: We can continue. I'll ignore the admit defeat
DoppleGuy: nah
Paperworks: Aww...
DoppleGuy: this isnt fun for you or me
DoppleGuy: mostly you
Paperworks: No.
DoppleGuy: have a nice day
DoppleGuy has left the duel[/spoiler][/spoiler]
And lets' not forget...
[spoiler=Episode 7 - And then there's this jackass]
I was watching some guy's duel; This guys plays Gorgonic and played Luster out of thin air, and proceeded to win against it.
His Opponent was someone who thought Exodia limbs just had to be in the Graveyard and then you Summon Exodios and auto-win. I had to tell him that's not how it works, and explain Exodios' effect. But anyway, after this guy sacked the win, I PM'd him for no real reason.

Paperworks: Really? Luster? Off the fact you play like 2-3 Veiler compared to your maybe 15 other DARKs?
Paperworks: Really?
Zerobrine: Do you really have a problem with it? Do you have a problem with playing poorly?
Paperworks: I appologize, but Im not one who plays sacky cards off inconsistant odds.
Paperworks: I mean, while your at it, tech like 3 copies of Warrior Returning Alive for that 1 Warrior-Type you play.
Zerobrine: Oh please, this game is based off luck. I find it really funny that you're actually complaining especially for a card that's limited.
Zerobrine: If yoiu haven't noticed the deck doesn't revolve around BLS no, it does, because you can't win otherwise
Paperworks: Just because the game is luck-based(It's not. Don't start with me, please), as you claim, doesn't mean you have to use as a crutch to keep yourself from realizing you can't win unless you use sacky cards.
Paperworks: No offence, but I'm just sayin' *ttptptpptbfbbubptf*
Zerobrine: Oh I'm sorry. I guess I shouldn't add cards that let me run over a vanilla. You know because every one uses it. He had Gorgonic Guardian on the field, with 1 Material, btw.
Zerobrine: If it was an effect Gorgonic would've popped it anyways Gorgonic can still blow it up
Paperworks: No, see, using your logic you WOULD play Warrior Returning Alive.
Zerobrine: Warrior returning alive for one warrior! And so is that Veiler Oh you're funny. Speaking of logic, Where would you get your little guess from? You act like a kid.
Paperworks: Define "act like a kid", when your nickers are already in a twist. Said that for lulz. Plus, his are
Zerobrine: Well honestly who starts bitching over a game? Not me ;)
Paperworks: But it's funny because you took it literally.
Zerobrine: Took what? You getting pissy? I guess when someone cuts you in line you're just going to let them do so. Right?
Paperworks: I love how your incorrect. If you were decent you would have just ignored me and thought nothing of it. wtf is "easy mode?"
Zerobrine: No, no this is too fun. I'm no saint.
Paperworks: Oh, right, because your one of the many arrogant people on DN, who has a hard time recognizing sarcastic remarks.
Zerobrine: Also you've been using "your" wrong. Haven't you heard? You can't be saracastic on the internet. Rule 20 says otherwise
Zerobrine: Oh please, comparing me to these little brats?
Paperworks: Resorting to being a grammar nazi out of nowhere, as a means of an unrelated counter argument.
Paperworks: Adorable.
Zerobrine: It wasn't a counter arguement, just a statement.
Paperworks: Still unrelated.
Zerobrine: Does it really matter?
Paperworks: In this, yes it does.
Paperworks: Because it had no place in this, other then to make yourself look desperate.
Zerobrine: Wow you just blew my mind!
Paperworks: Funny, cuz' its true
Zerobrine: Comment removed, due to stupidity
Zerobrine: Oh you're too good.
Waited like 10 minutes
Paperworks: Dropping the conversation shows maturity. I applaud you for it, and proceed to do the same thing.
About 5 minutes later
Zerobrine: The funny thing is, that this is actually my first time on Dueling Network. The deck you saw was made in 5mins.
Zerobrine: There are you happy?
Paperworks: That explains literally everything. And yes. He threw Gorgonics together, realized he lacked a win condition, added Luster. 11/10
Zerobrine: Oops
Zerobrine: I forgot to add-> First time on DN in months.
Zerobrine: Now was that so hard?
Paperworks: I'd still belive that.
Zerobrine: Believe what? ;)

I left it as that. I mean, why didn't he just say it was first time in months from the beginning? It, honestly, would have avoided that whole "debate". But no, we have to do this the hard way...[/spoiler]

[goddamnit names are a pain]

The beginning of that was kind of a little debatable. Me being me, going for a "hey, out of no where just cuz I can" sounds fun/luck. I was kind of questioning the 2-3 LIGHTs to 15 DARKs, though. That was a bit of a stretch. 

But the end was hilarious.

He threw Gorgonics together, realized he lacked a win condition, added Luster. 11/10

That is decent logic, considering DN.

[:^)]

Honestly I'm done with the stupidity of DN and gone to DevPro, because there people can't be so fucking dumb and not know how chaining works, even though I activated Duality and someone chained Maxx C. 

 

I guess there is just no hope in Yu-Gi-Oh! anymore.

[Toffee.]

No, see...
If your playing Chaos.dek, then Luster is justifyable because your deck runs off that concept.
But if your playing 1 LIGHT and 18 DARK monsters, and then also playing Luster; No, that doesn't properly justify it.
...
Basically it's weird Rabbit-logic.

EDIT:

I activated Duality and someone chained Maxx C.

This, made my night.
Earlier tonight, someone Veiler'd one of my Gigant Xs BEFORE I detached anything.

[:^)]

No, see...
If your playing Chaos.dek, then Luster is justifyable because your deck runs off that concept.
But if your playing 1 LIGHT and 18 DARK monsters, and then also playing Luster; No, that doesn't properly justify it.
...
Basically it's weird Rabbit-logic.

EDIT:This, made my night.
Earlier tonight, someone Veiler'd one of my Gigant X BEFORE I detached anything.

Same mentality as: Let's put Tour Guide in it just because

 

People are literally dumb and there isn't enough time to chain, like people just rush to BP and you're like so when can I chain the Summon?

[goddamnit names are a pain]

Sigh, I know.

I had to explain the concepts of chains before, too. It was terrible. 

Am I the only one who is just slow enough to take advantage of people playing their cards too fast by pulling something midway through their BS and saying I play it at the beginning? I've seen some others, but not too many.

Its like I'm deciding to negate it, but they go so fast I make up my mind. xD

EDIT:This, made my night.
Earlier tonight, someone Veiler'd one of my Gigant Xs BEFORE I detached anything.

Same here.

But the Gigant thingy.

I honestly didn't know for sure how that worked until recently. I didn't know I could chain to a detach. Now I know.

I really need to study up on the Xyz Mechanics more. How some effs "activate" while others just "are," etc. Zenmaines, blah blah blah. 

Am I the only one to just eventually sit through decks without bothering? 
It goes like this.

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And sorry if this is a double post.

[:^)]

 

Alright I was kinda trolling with this but I don't know why he Rage Quit.

 

[spoiler=Transcript]

superduelmann69: pls go eazy im a girl <333

superduelmann69: 3800 atk?

Uneasiestchief: yes

superduelmann69 has lost 1600 life points

Uneasiestchief: eff

superduelmann69: kk

Uneasiestchief: gains 1000

superduelmann69: kk

superduelmann69 has lost 1000 life points

superduelmann69: destroyed by catastor eff

superduelmann69: or you can detach

Uneasiestchief has left the duel[/spoiler]

[Toffee.]

Same mentality as: Let's put Tour Guide in it just because

2x Tour Guide
Warning
Bottomless
Compulsory
2-3x Chain/Veiler
1x Luster
Dark Hole
2-3x Typhoon
Rabbit.
3x Sabersaurus
3x Kabazulus

That's at least half of everyone's deck.
Then just add filler and call it Chain Burn.

[goddamnit names are a pain]

2x Tour Guide
Warning
Bottomless
Compulsory
2-3x Chain/Veiler
1x Luster
Dark Hole
2-3x Typhoon
Rabbit.
3x Sabersaurus
3x Kabazulus

That's at least half of everyone's deck.
Then just add filler and call it Chain Burn.

Sixth Sense

Breakthrough Skill

Lance 2x

Rageki 3x

Pot of Greed

Last Turn

Still playing Chain Burn.

[:^)]

 

Swarm OP

 

[spoiler=Transcript]

superduelmann69: glhf

FatalKnight: eff

FatalKnight: banish top card FD

superduelmann69: shura eff

superduelmann69: zeph eff

superduelmann69 has lost 400 life points

superduelmann69: cowboy

FatalKnight has lost 800 life points

superduelmann69: normal summon

superduelmann69: i havnt this turn

FatalKnight: shura...

FatalKnight: nvm

superduelmann69: no that was 1st turn

FatalKnight has left the duel[/spoiler]

[Toffee.]

So the other day, before YCM went down, I made a note saying "DN's playerbase is awful", then the next guy to duels me was all:

But no, that's not why your looking at this post.

Before I accepted that guy's duel, I got a PM from this other guy named zaulin:
[spoiler=Episode 8 - I'm 12 and what is this]
zaulin: how so? As a response to "DN's playerbase is awful"
Paperworks: Because everyone is the exact same, and it's disgusting.
zaulin: how is everyone the same?
zaulin: ...
Paperworks: See, it's like this....
zaulin: yes?
Paperworks: Everyone on here, literally, does nothing but rely on luck the entire time, and claim it as being skill.
Paperworks: But it's not, and never will be.
zaulin: i see you are not that smart Really? Proven right, upon first post?
zaulin: it takes a lot more than luck to build a deck
zaulin: and to play it correctly
Paperworks: Thank you for proving my point. Im dropping this; Have a nice day. But no, he doesn't ignore me
zaulin: and how did i prove your point, may i ask?
Paperworks: I just said everyone on here is awful for having an over-dependance on luck, then you proceed to go: "LEL I USE LUCK.DEK" Me 1 - Him 0
Paperworks: :/
zaulin: i didn't ...
Paperworks: No, you did.
zaulin: i said, it takes a lot MORE than luck
Paperworks: No, luck should NEVER be the deciding factor. Everyone on here insists on making it that.
Paperworks: Why? Because they are awful.
zaulin: then why are you here? Friends are more important then card games.
zaulin: it is a card game
zaulin: all card games require luck to play I'm not saying I use luck to play card games, but when I do, I use luck to play card games
Paperworks: Because Im not one of the assholes who plays this game just to sack wins, and actually bothers to play it for waht it is. Says the jackass who plays Geargias every other game
zaulin: which is?
Paperworks: Yugioh has an overabundance of cards/methods/etc that remove the luck factor from the game all together. Your terrible if you still insist on using just that, and nothing else.
zaulin: if you don't like luck, just go play chess
zaulin: and btw
zaulin: how do you get rid of the luck of the draw?
zaulin: or your first hand?
Paperworks: No, because if the game doesn't have a critical dependance on luck, then it becomes more of a game of wits, and actually proves people know how to play their cards.
Paperworks: Not "LEL I WIN CUZ I OPEN 3X WARNING"
zaulin: this game wasn't meant to be a game of wits Me 2 - Him 0
zaulin: there are plenty of games of wits out ther
zaulin: *there
Paperworks: Riiiight. Then Bujins wouldn't exist. Then Evilswarm wouldn't exist. Then Constellars wouldn't exist.
Paperworks: OWAIT. I might be exaggerating, when I mentioned those decks, but you get the idea
zaulin: if you don't like it, leave.
Paperworks: Why? It wont improve anything, and DN will just continue to remain in its awful state. >Implying that Arm being on DN fixes anything
zaulin: face it, NO ONE THINKS LIKE YOU!! I'M TOO MUCH OF A HIPSTER FOR THIS GAME. CONGRATULATIONS FOR FIGURING THIS OUT
zaulin: no one want anything improved
zaulin: *wants
Paperworks: Exactly. It's why everyone on here is so awful.
zaulin: and no one want the game to change
zaulin: *wants
zaulin: and why do you care?
Paperworks: DevPro isn't luck-dependant. Duel Monsters Genesis isn't luck dependant. DMG, actually kinda' sorta' is, but they at least justify it So why is it only DN that's so awful?
zaulin: DN is only a portal to the game, it only is exactly like the real thing Me 3 - Him 0
zaulin: so how is it awful?
Paperworks: No, it's not the same.
zaulin: how is it not?
zaulin: tell me
Paperworks: I literally just said, that Dev/DMG dont have playerbases that can't do shit unless they rely on luck.,
zaulin: HOW DOES IT RELY ON LUCK??!!!
Paperworks: Tell me, Zaulin, what deck do you play?
zaulin: several
Paperworks: Whats your main deck then.
zaulin: E-heroes
Paperworks: What kind? Alius.dek or... ?
zaulin: no neos
zaulin: just normal heroes without neos
Paperworks: So... Spacians and the whole nine yards?
zaulin: no
zaulin: just heroes
zaulin: and some other suppoert cards
Paperworks: So Avian/Burst/etc?
zaulin: yup My sides.
zaulin: and some hex-sealed
Paperworks: Thank you for proving my point, once again. Me 4 - Him 0
zaulin: which is?
zaulin: once again?
zaulin: well?
Paperworks: You don't understand the game on this level because you literally are one of the many people who DO show a lack of decency BECAUSE of your luck dependancy.
Paperworks: So no wonder you got all defensive because you do just that; Sack wins and show no real effort
zaulin: i have no idea why you're even doing this -_-
Paperworks: BUT YOU STARTED IT BY ASKING ME
zaulin: i mean even posting it on a duel note
zaulin: just, why?
Paperworks: In fact, it was hardly even a question. It was just someone's opinion of DN.
zaulin: it is litterally imposible to have a cards game that doesn't rely on luck
zaulin: *card
Paperworks: Gishkis dont rely on luck, because they can pick and choose their cards at will.
Paperworks: Gustos are a wlking toolbox that can, again, pick and choose their cards at will.
Paperworks: DURRR STILL RELY ON LUCK Spellbooks can toolbox like crazy. Or rather, used to.
Paperworks: Your logic is so bad. Just stop.
zaulin: durrr?
zaulin: what is durrr?
Paperworks: Let me guess, your HEROs deck play 1 Winged Kuriboh, 1 Necroshade, and then you play Black Luster, right?
zaulin: i don't have a kuriboh
zaulin: or black luster soldier
zaulin: and i have 2 necroshades
zaulin: which i never even summon Me 5 - Him 0
Paperworks: Have you ever played against Dragon Rulers?
zaulin: many times
Paperworks: Do you notice how they can do the same thing every time?
zaulin: yes
Paperworks: Answer: Because they all search eachother. This removes the luck factor. To an extent
zaulin: so you're asking everyone to use dragonrulers or gishkis?
Paperworks: No.
zaulin: or gustos?
Paperworks: Im saying, that there are decks that dont use luck as a sole dependancy.
zaulin: then what?
zaulin: so?
zaulin: people have a right to pick what they want? Me 5 - Him 1; It took you that long? Really?
Paperworks: But you play 60-card-highlander-HEROs, and think the logic of that idiocy is what determines the whole game.
Paperworks: YEP. GOOMBAS WERE IN THE FIRST MARIO; MAIN VILLIAN OF EVERYTHING /JonTron
zaulin: 40 card -_-
Paperworks: FUCK BOWSER. GOOMBAS ARE TRUE FINAL BOSS
zaulin: and no highlander
Paperworks: Tell you what, I'll give you 1 last chance: Screenshot your HERO.dek, and let me see it.
zaulin: ok
zaulin: hold on
zaulin:

zaulin: what do you want people to do anyway?
zaulin: or konami?
Paperworks: You play Destruct Potion... Why?
zaulin: if someone uses, say lightning vortex
zaulin: i can gain LP instead of just losing a monster
Paperworks: You play only 2 E Call and no Reinforcement, why?
zaulin: because it works 11/10
Paperworks: You plays Swords of Light, why?
zaulin: so i can stall while i build up my hand People use Typhoons like water. Just sayin'
Paperworks: In fact, why the fuck do you play Black Horn of Heaven? You know it ONLY works on Synchros/Xyzs, right?
zaulin: yes
Paperworks: In fact, why the fucking shit do you play Necroshade in the first place? And don't save its because Blade because Blade is terrible.
zaulin: necroid shaman
zaulin: and darkbright
Paperworks: Both of those suck, as well. Darkbright was cooler back in 2008
zaulin: and fyi, they have won duels
zaulin: so has blade
Paperworks: Also you should at least play Absolute Zero in 3s, given the fact you play 2 Miracles, 1 Paralell, and at least 4 WATERs.
zaulin: i have finetune this deck for a while and like it this way -_- Sticking with the luck motif, huh?
zaulin: *fintuned
Paperworks: Also Re-Fusion, literally, has absolutely no targets in the deck.
zaulin: *finetuned
zaulin: i know that
Paperworks: Then why do you play it?
zaulin: because i like to You play a card, just for the sake of it always being dead? DN/10
Paperworks: But its a 100% dead card in this deck.
zaulin: and arent we off topic?
Paperworks: I gave you one job; Give me your deck and prove you have some decency. Nope. Couldn't do that.
Paperworks: Strike 3, your out.
Paperworks: Game. Set. Match.
zaulin: may i say something?
Paperworks: Thank you, have a nice day.
zaulin: it's just a game
Paperworks: Then play Prisons over your 2 Cylinders.
zaulin: i will do what i want
Paperworks: Also if you said you enjoy the casual aspect of it, then why didn't you? You insisted like you knew things that you didn't.
zaulin: and i do
Paperworks: Really, not all of us play the game seriously. Why did you take the idiot approach and try to act like you were hot shit?
zaulin: do you enjoy talking like that to twelve year olds? This far into the conversation and you admit this?
Paperworks: I didn't know you were twelve either. Why do you people never be honest?
zaulin: and are you really like that in really like that in the reall world?
Paperworks: Really, if you said "Im 12 and play a Jaden.dek" from the beginning, all of this would be avoided. Fact.
zaulin: and how was i dishonest?
zaulin: and it is not a "jaden deck" Necro Shaman. Bladedge. Random stuff that doesn't make sense. Seems like Jaden to me.
Paperworks: No, I mean, you acted like you knew this game the whole way through. You didn't. Simple as that.
Paperworks: Your HERO.dek can be a lot more effecient. Honestly, it can. Why do you hold it back?
zaulin: as you said, it is a game
Paperworks: And I never once said that.
zaulin: No, I mean, you acted like you knew this game
zaulin: you did
Paperworks: Because I know it, and you don't.
zaulin: and why does any of this matter again?
zaulin: just enjoy the game
zaulin: and if you don't like it, tell konami
Paperworks: Tell you what... Play 3 Prismas, 3 E-Call, Reinforcement, 3 King of the Swamp, and then play Poly and Miracle in 3s as well.
Paperworks: Then just add monsters that make your other HERO Fusions.
Paperworks: ?????
Paperworks: Profit
zaulin has logged out

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[Aix]

This guy just wasted 2 Mirror Forces on my Ark Knight.