DN Chronicles *Remake*

[Zazubat]

"Shit, I'm wrong, kthxbai" is quite a common scenario, but I like how he actually said "k" before leaving.

I wonder why they cannot just accept it, and continue the duel instead.

[Toffee.]

Was playing something a little silly just as a 1-off test duel:

Guy drops Dark Hole and immediately starts setting junk.
I apologize that I actually mention whole card names and actually say "effect", rather then just "eff", but he's under the impression that if you continue your turn, it means the Opponent doesn't get any chance to response.
Either way; Star Protects itself, and Twin just revives Golem; Opponent was being silly with that Dark Hole.

[Sander]

Armadilloz can vouche for this. I was facing an opponent who was running the BEWD Maiden.dek. His turn, he has Maiden out, targets it with Lance, I, thinking on saving time, use Warning there, since it was obvious that he was going to use Maidens effect, but he was going to be THAT guy and he didn't use Maidens eff.

[Toffee.]

Armz can vouche for this. I was facing an opponent who was running the BEWD Maiden.dek. His turn, he has Maiden out, targets it with Lance, I, thinking on saving time, use Warning there, since it was obvious that he was going to use Maidens effect, but he was going to be THAT guy and he didn't use Maidens eff.

The situation got even more messed up when the guy wanted to re do his turn.
He ended up forfeiting out of nowhere later in the duel.
Was still pretty funny either way.

[Sander]

 

Second time in the past two days where my opponent thinks that if Glassjaw is an Xyz Material on Yoke, it doesn't get its effect if its detached and sent to the Graveyard for Yoke's effect. And of course, he needed to act like a twelve year old and try to insult me for proving him wrong.

[The Warden]

http://i.imgur.com/RrEqtCf.png

 

If you don't quite get what happened , I'll explain.

 

He spent his first turn looping a Swap Frog to in the end play 2 Gachi Gachis. My turn, I merely set Pyramind Turtle. His turn, he plays Swap again and plays MR to make a 3rd Gachi.

 

My turn, I summoned Turtle and flipped the other one, then summoned Kasha. From there he simply could not come back. Man, people underestimate that thing sometimes, sure, it's a -2, but boy can it pull of some funneh s**t. (Also no, I started with it, so I didn't draw it via Allure.)

 

 

I also had an epic win against Heraldy using Burning Skull Heads, but I forgot to make a snapshot.

[Toffee.]

And of course, he needed to act like a twelve year old and try to insult me for proving him wrong.

At least he had the decency to admit defeat, and not just simply leave.... Heh.... 
 

people underestimate that thing sometimes-

Yugioh is full of A LOT of underrated gems, as far as card design goes.
Just... Nobody expects them.

[Toffee.]

Some dude playing Malefics:

Considering I knew his build was a little hokey, I just spent the whole time attacking his Fields.

[Eury]

 

My best opening possibly ever, but I lost because he ended up destroying Safe Zone and I kept getting dead draws. :c

[Zazubat]

Guy asks for no rage quits, and then does it himself.

[Aix]

Well, that is game.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

All I did was activate Royal Decree on his Macro

[Aix]

[spoiler=Let's avoid taking up too much space here]

All I did was activate Royal Decree on his Macro

[/spoiler]
That... that... I don't even... lol, "you lose"

[The Warden]

Sometimes I really can't understand WHY the LS still get to exist. Their only purpose in life is to create fodder to summon better monsters, hell, their boss isn't even a part of the archtype. Any half baked LS deck doesn't even need luck or skill, because half the monster line up are bosses. No matter how much they mill they will always have a boss on standby, and, I simply cannot understand who in their right mind ever considered them intelligently designed.

[Zazubat]

Sometimes I really can't understand WHY the LS still get to exist. Their only purpose in life is to create fodder to summon better monsters, hell, their boss isn't even a part of the archtype. Any half baked LS deck doesn't even need luck or skill, because half the monster line up are bosses. No matter how much they mill they will always have a boss on standby, and, I simply cannot understand who in their right mind ever considered them intelligently designed.

LS? I think you mean Lightsworn, but I am not sure.

[The Warden]

Is there any other archtype with those initials whose only purpose is to spam degenerate boss monsters?

[Eury]

I like Lightsworn. ;-; 

 

Mainly for Chaos, but I still like them for their archetype. 

[The Warden]

They're ridiculously degenerate and idiotic design, since their supposed 'drawback' generates all the fodder necessary to summon any of their numerous boss monsters. It's kinda unfair to the person who overcame your defences to lose because you just pulled: A field wipe, a 4k beatstick who can summon a second one, or a card that can put them into an infinite bad draw loop out your ass. Decks should not be able to come back and win as easily as a LS deck can.

 

 

I can only say that out of all of them, only 2 deserve a place in existence: Lyla & Ryko.

[Aix]

LS? I think you mean Lightsworn, but I am not sure.

Sometimes I really can't understand WHY the LS still get to exist. Their only purpose in life is to create fodder to summon better monsters (Lightrays, Sephylon), hell, their boss isn't even a part of the archtype (Judgment Dragon is not a Lightsworn). Any half baked LS deck doesn't even need luck or skill, because half the monster line up are bosses. No matter how much they mill (Lightsworn chief gimmick) they will always have a boss on standby, and, I simply cannot understand who in their right mind ever considered them intelligently designed.

Answer your question?

[D.A._Sakuyamon]

Beating this mermail player was not really that hard.

[spoiler=For the most part this person played right into my hands]

[/spoiler]

 

The defining moment of his lose is when he didn't pop my 2 back rows. Which were Palooza & TT.

This is how my this turn played out.

 

I had my 2 face-downs ready and waiting. I summon magi & ask for a resp. he has none. I activate TT which blows up everything but his Drago-sack which I had anticipated & my magi dies & goes to grave but not before getting me a Message.

 

I activate my palooza ss, 2 Message & a hootcake. I get a Chateau & a ticket as my reward. Use hoot to get me a Cruss play Chateau, bring Chateau back with cruss just for fun & replay it along with ticket. Overlay both Messages for Tira. use her to get rid of Drago & SS a new Message thus netting me a Chateau in the process. Then atk for game.

 

^_^

[Toffee.]

Sworns are only stupid cuz' they are lack-luster, and don't even require effort to play.

Guy asks for no rage quits, and then does it himself.

He had admitted defeat. It's only a genuine rage-quit if they leave on the spot. Bonus points if they spam profanities at you.

[Zazubat]

Sworns are only stupid cuz' they are lack-luster, and don't even require effort to play.
He had admitted defeat. It's only a genuine rage-quit if they leave on the spot. Bonus points if they spam profanities at you.

He seemed to just randomly do it when I put my Level 3s on each other. If he knew where I was going, why would he not just have done that earlier?

[Aix]

DAD is so broke, all seven of my banished monsters were banished for his effect, not to mention the ones that got returned by my Leviair (which I bounced with Vulcan so he's not in the picture).

[Aix]

Dammit, plans slightly foiled, I was going to win this turn (this is turn 1 BTW), but no, he just had to Fiendish my Koa'ki Meiru Doom.

[Toffee.]

[spoiler=How do I even run into these?]

I meant to say that Irou is an attack, Dragon is an effect, instead of saying older/problem solving text. By that point in the duel, my mind was already in a fire.
[spoiler=Seriously, like 20 minutes of this crap]
scalervenom: gl
Armadilloz: Zen's effect is mandatory
Armadilloz: Chimera's effect
Armadilloz: Dragon's effect: Goblin + Your Set card
Armadilloz: Goblin's effect
Armadilloz: Thinking...
Armadilloz: Dragon's effect: Goblin + Zen
Armadilloz: Goblin's effect
Armadilloz: Zen only destroys things in the End Phase, you know....
scalervenom: that's fine
Armadilloz: Chimera's effect
Armadilloz: Dragon's effect: Chimera + Your Set monster
scalervenom: nagate
Armadilloz: Damage Step, on Beast
Armadilloz: Beast@2400
scalervenom: you can't attack then chain an activation, you have to activate then attack
Armadilloz: Horn has no specific timing of activation
Armadilloz: I can use Horn in the Damage Step Likely this is what set him off
Armadilloz: If you want to use your Honest, go right ahead and do so
scalervenom: damage calc occured, you take 250 and beast dies
Armadilloz: No, I don't.
scalervenom: but no, i don't have honest
scalervenom: fine as you wish..
scalervenom: 550
Armadilloz: http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Card_Rulings:Horn_of_the_Phantom_Beast
Armadilloz: Also, Horn's effect
scalervenom: no, the activation was fine, it was the fact you activated it on a dead monster because I was higher your order was wrong and therefore it didn'
scalervenom: t happen, but it doesn't matter
Armadilloz: >Horn can be activated in the Damage Step
Armadilloz: Subtract 3350, please
scalervenom has lost 3350 life points
scalervenom: gone
Armadilloz: Horn equips to Beast, btw
scalervenom: that is not an equip, unless stated
Armadilloz: "Target 1 Beast-Type or Beast-Warrior-Type monster you control; equip this card to that target. It gains 800 ATK. When that target destroys an opponent's monster by battle and sends it to the Graveyar
Armadilloz: When that target destroys an opponent's monster by battle and sends it to the Graveyard: Draw 1 card.*"
Armadilloz: Slow down, and read the cards you don't understand, please.
Armadilloz: As I'm not rushing you otherwise
scalervenom has lost 550 life points
Armadilloz: Horn's effect
scalervenom: Don't be a dick about things, there is no reason
Armadilloz: I'm not.
scalervenom has lost 2800 life points
scalervenom: but you are, trust me on this one, you are coming off as a dick
Armadilloz: Im just saying, if you missed something in a card's text, just read the card over. Simple =D
scalervenom: see this last message is proof of you being a dick, you are patronizing me
Armadilloz: No, I'm just saying; Knowing a card all the way through saves lives. Truly it does, but this guy doesn't understand that
Armadilloz: Dragon's effect: Goblin + your Set monster
Armadilloz: Dragon doesn't flip Ryko Aaaaaaaaaand it halts to a stop
Armadilloz: And no, you don't mill
scalervenom: it gets flips then dies anyway
Armadilloz: No it doesn.t
Armadilloz: Dragon destroys it on the spot; Does not once flip it.
scalervenom: yes effects occur on destruction unless otherwise stated
Armadilloz: Your monster is destroyed while Face-down
Armadilloz: Doesn't get flipped
scalervenom: no there are effects that state they are destryed face down, but not that one, flips occur as a chain
Armadilloz: Ryko ONLY gets flipped if Dragon was actually attacking him
Armadilloz: But hes not, this is an effect
scalervenom: effects still cause destruction, and the flip occurs
Armadilloz: No, they do not.
Armadilloz: If a monster is destroyed while Face-Down, it does not once get flipped.
scalervenom: it doesn't say it's destroyed while face down, effect occurs,
scalervenom: mine doesn't state how if goes off and yours doesn't state that it stops the flip
Armadilloz: Using your in-accurate logic; Doesn't state that it flips either
Armadilloz: So Ryko is destroyed while Facedown, and does not flip.
scalervenom: it always flips on detruction, period, always otherwise stated
Armadilloz: No, it does not.
Armadilloz: If you Dark Hole a Set Morphing Jar, Jar does not go off.
scalervenom: ex. penguin soldier, and yes morphing does
Armadilloz: I don't get why you insist on fighting Me over this, only to prove that you are a hypocrite.
scalervenom: when does my hypocritcal tendecies show themselves? provide first occurence
Armadilloz: Because your now on some idiotic assumption you can prove Me wrong only because I told you to slow down and read Horn because you misunderstood it.
scalervenom: you want your scrap dragon, so you are going to fight tooth and nail, to safe him, I can only kill one monster, just kill scrape and attack directly... you still win, but play correctly, so that
Armadilloz: >Play correctly
Armadilloz: Thats not what yoy are doing in the first place
Armadilloz: So again, your a hypocrite
scalervenom: you don't take some other random joe who doesn't understand this game into the ringer, you are attempting overkill needlessly, just kill scrap and you still win, and how am I not, that's the whole
Armadilloz: I have an abundance of ways to get Scrap Dragon to the field, it's an irrelevent point.
scalervenom: reason why ryko sitting in this deck, there is no other purpose, why use him if this isn't the effect
Armadilloz: The point remains that you are not playing correctly; Ryko is destroyed while Facedown
scalervenom: then why argue, there is no reason for this
Armadilloz: You started it :/
Armadilloz: Just destroy Ryko; It's Destroyed while Facedown and it's effect doesn't go off
Armadilloz: Also you said you were testing this deck. There is little to no reason for how I could know you are inexpirenced, as you admitted.
Armadilloz: You still there? Remove Ryko from the field, please
scalervenom: Listen, I was testing THIS deck, but the rules I know, do not assume you are dealing with some sniveling little toad, right now I am dealing with 20 years of expirence between me and an avid
scalervenom: light sworn user, so please just step down, and kill it, and attack directly
Armadilloz: "you don't take some other random joe who doesn't understand this game into the ringer"
Armadilloz: I never once said you were inexpirenced
Armadilloz: You, literally, admitted it
Armadilloz: Also, Sworns weren't around for 20 years.
scalervenom: I am trying to get you understand that this rule works this way, so that you don't go against some random guy and do the same
Armadilloz: I'm not, because EVERYONE ELSE on the planet won't either.
scalervenom: are you dumb, that wasn't what i was implying, because on the same token neither has yugioh,
scalervenom: THis has occured in a tournament and the ruling I've stated has gone through
Armadilloz: The ruling YOU stated? So literally your playing off rules you made up off the top of your head?
Armadilloz: Thats just even worse :/
Armadilloz: If you have proof of this immaginry ruling; Supply it, please.
Armadilloz: And don't even think about editing the Wiki, just for 5 seconds.
scalervenom: No actually tournement, not locals, and I'm not touching the wiki, I'm not stooping, just cave, and be sure to ollow this later, it's important for you to understand
Armadilloz: But this isn't an actual rule
Armadilloz: Ryko is destroyed while Facedown
Armadilloz: It does not get flipped
scalervenom: Yes, it is, all monster get flippped on destruction unless otherwise stated
scalervenom: Ie maneater bug
Armadilloz: So your saying EVERY SINGLE FLIP monster gets flipped upon being destroyed while Facedown-
Armadilloz: Except Man-Eater Bug?
Armadilloz: ......
scalervenom: Irouh states destroy without flip up, tthe fact they stated that proves that it auto flips and mystic swords men does the same thing
scalervenom: ie means "in example"
Armadilloz: Because thats older text/problem solving text
Armadilloz: *Sigh* DN sometimes.....
I just left. Didn't want to deal with it anymore.
Like, this guy's logic tastes like cancer, and it's riddled with inconsistencies.[/spoiler][/spoiler]
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