Merci Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 If you are wondering how you got in here, I drugged you heavily and dragged you in there. If you look down at the floor, you'll find a huge puddle of blood, which belongs to your now-deceased best friend. If you don't believe me, just look over by the corner and you'll see her skull. I shaved the skin off it for you, but fortunately, I decided to leave the eyeballs. I must say you choose your friends nicely, for the body was satisfying despite all the screams. Perhaps it was the virginity I took that made the rape so interesting. Despite being ordinary mortals, your parents put up quite the fight, but they've both been dead for hours now, so don't be disappointed. This blanket you are touching was stitched out of the bodies of your grandparents. There were also others I selected, and the only reason you're here alive is because I want to see how you react. Now look back at me. I am smiling because this is my true joy. You can now scream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 .....And I thought I was f***ed up. At least my deaths are painless... and clean that mess up off my floor, You might be a killer but that's no reason to lack proper hygienic practices. Oh, and I killed your daughter for breaking into my room yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 *Eats you.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 ... hello.... goodbye... *flys away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 How did I get up here again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not-so-Radiant Arin Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 You'll get used to it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 No, I'm still not used to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 I promise they won't hurt... Eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bad post Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 meow :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Ah. Another glorious morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merci Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Am I the only one who wonders how you fit inside this church? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 No, I'm pretty sure the kids you keep downstairs are just as curious, but they have other problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah~ Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 It's confusing. It's 1:00 am where I live vla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.codex Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Did we have a threesome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah~ Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Don't even talk about that.....*shivers* that's was messed up.....yeah we did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merci Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 It looks like Caren is finally going to get her beloved little sister...or is that brother? Tell me, memory witch, is the fetus within your womb female or male? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Well whatever it was, it needs more salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merci Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 No, do you know what it really needs? Spice. Lots and lots of spice. Pepper as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.codex Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Do you ever comb your hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merci Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Why yes. In fact, this is how I usually look nowadays: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not-so-Radiant Arin Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 I liked the combed hair better. Wait, what happened to my hair? Things got a little rough last night, did they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 W-why are you looking at me like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not-so-Radiant Arin Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 I thought someone's "stick" was poking me last night.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merci Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Well. It did more than that, I'm afraid. Much more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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