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A purple ghost with a hat.

 

Now I've seen everything.

 

I've been expecting you, Chavez.

You finally made a mistake.

And now, you've got nowhere to run.

First, I'm gonna stick these nine inch bolts in both of your hands.

Then, I'm gonna lay this metal collar around your neck.

Finally, I'll bolt your feet down to the floor.

And after I've cut your tendons, you're gonna run.

 

Run, Chavez.  You're my only exception.  You've got seven seconds.

 

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I've been expecting you, Chavez.

You finally made a mistake.

And now, you've got nowhere to run.

First, I'm gonna stick these nine inch bolts in both of your hands.

Then, I'm gonna lay this metal collar around your neck.

Finally, I'll bolt your feet down to the floor.

And after I've cut your tendons, you're gonna run.

 

Run, Chavez.  You're my only exception.  You've got seven seconds.

 

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I used to think you were a hero, Frank. Violent, yes. Angry because the world took something from you.

 

However, unless you can tell me what this man you have killed has done wrong, what crime he committed...

 

You and I will go to war. And you will taste the refreshing taste of Pepsi Justice.

 

... Right after I manage to get back to our home dimension.

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I used to think you were a hero, Frank. Violent, yes. Angry because the world took something from you.

 

However, unless you can tell me what this man you have killed has done wrong, what crime he committed...

 

You and I will go to war. And you will taste the refreshing taste of Pepsi Justice.

 

... Right after I manage to get back to our home dimension.

 

The man you know as SenorChavez is a persona.

He is actually Hugo Chavez.

Political Thug of the late Fidel and Rubio Castro.

His crimes include drug trafficking, murder, extortion, and many more.

But you, Pepsi Man.

You're guilty of another crime.

Ignorance.

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The man you know as SenorChavez is a persona.

He is actually Hugo Chavez.

Political Thug of the late Fidel and Rubio Castro.

His crimes include drug trafficking, murder, extortion, and many more.

But you, Pepsi Man.

You're guilty of another crime.

Ignorance.

 

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I will admit I see the world through Pepsi-color glasses.

 

And that I am far more optimistic than you would like.

 

We fight the same fight in different ways. However, it's a thin line you're walking.

 

For your own humanity, please do not cross that line.

 

If you do, I will be the first there to stop you.

 

Also, you are a weird person to wake up next to.

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