D.A._Sakuyamon Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 You look bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merci Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 That is because I do not feel joy the same way you do. Just like you feel joy in the happiness of people, I feel joy only in their unhappiness. —Thus, I will now murder your entire family, and revel in your despair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A._Sakuyamon Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Boring. -Blows your brains out- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 I would say I was secretly Machinedramon, but that would be a stretch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Hell are you mad about? This is my bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merci Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 A familiar? Interesting... who is your master? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Its not manly to have someone like you in my room... GET OUT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merci Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 I- i- i- i- i- it's y- y- you! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs for the hills screaming* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bad post Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Satori doesn't like exorcists in the mansion... Your a priest what are you doing in Hell anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merci Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Oh? Hell, you say?Ever since the day I was born with a priest for a father, I have felt empty. Joyless. Passionless. It was only ten years ago that I discovered my very own 'joy'. Destruction. Despair. Evil. On the day that my wife died, and on the day that my father was murdered, my only regret was that I did not kill them with my own hand. On the day that I obtained the Holy Grail, I burned down half an entire city, killing thousands, and their screams delighted me. I knew then that I was a being born of pure evil and sin. An anomaly. Once, I wondered a question; should beings like us regret our own actions, or should we revel in it? And the Holy Grail answered with blazing fire; we should revel in our nature of evil. However, I had technically cheated, and the formula to getting to such a conclusion remains unknown. To this day, I search for that formula, and only another like myself can give it to me. Perhaps here.......here, I can find my answer. Any suggestions, Koishi Komeiji? Is there a being of pure evil here, like myself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bad post Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Utsuho can be a meanie sometimes... but here in Gensokoyo everyone is an Anti-Villian or downright hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merci Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 . . . How disappointing. Very well. Retrieve the Boundary Yokai then and have her send me back. I happen to be acquainted with her so I'm sure she'll oblige. ...All this effort for nothing. I will have to return to my original goal of releasing the demon-god Angra Mainyu from the Holy Grail and see whether it feels guilt or not over eradicating all life from the planet. I thank you for taking your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bad post Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Don't you want to stay a while, I don't get to play with people a lot. Remelia ground Flandre for sneaking out of the mansion again, and Satori hogs her pets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merci Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 That depends. Would you happen to have mapo tofu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bad post Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 I don't know... *places finger to mouth in thoughtful manner* Maybe you can ask Rin or Utsuho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merci Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 I see. By the way, how did I end up here anyway? And where are my clothes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 I used them for my nest...now stop coming into my bedroom or maybe I won't stop with clothes next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merci Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 For your nest? That is impractical. I feel sorry for both your chicks and for whatever phantasmal beast stupid enough to mate with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Good god, cheer up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merci Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Cheer up? BURN!!!! LET EVERYTHING BURN!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! YES!!!! YEEESSSSS!!!!!!!! SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP ON SCREAMING, KEEP ON SUFFERING, AND DIE!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT ME, LORD, LOOK AT ME!!!!! SURELY, THIS IS MY JOY!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 You should really stop taking whatever it is you're on. It's clearly hurting you sir. Have you tried being killed by me yet? I'm sure it'll solve all your problems with life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 greetings. do you have any cheese...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 No, but I have your mail. You sure love Touhou, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merci Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 So you have come once more, Servant. Could it be that you wish to change your Master with a new one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 I found your cheese cabinet! *nibbling at cheese* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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