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Alright you, I've got three questions for you and I want answers. Number one - Who are you? Number two - Why are you in my bed with me? And number three - go put the kettle on. What are you looking at me like that and waiting for: someone to say two sugars and milk? Get.

 

(*best read in a 1930's american black and white film character accent. No names spring to mind*)

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Alright you, I've got three questions for you and I want answers. Number one - Who are you? Number two - Why are you in my bed with me? And number three - go put the kettle on. What are you looking at me like that and waiting for: someone to say two sugars and milk? Get.

 

(*best read in a 1930's american black and white film character accent. No names spring to mind*)

I am...er...the bone of your sword.

 

I fell down the stairs, that's how I got here.

 

...no comment about my multi-color hair?

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