Spellcaster2000 Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Basically, I say 'Give an explanation for ________' and you all have to give random explanations as to how that can be possible (even if there is already a logical explanation, give me an illogical one). I'll be the one to ask for explanations, you all just give them. After you give an explanation, ask for another explanation. Let's start! Give an explanation for TV channels being able to count views. Are they watching us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeguBrit Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Yes, each TV has a tiny camera in the remote control and in the screen. Ever noticed the sound of static? That's them fixing the connection if there is an error. Give an explanation for Agent Coulson in Avengers dying :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellcaster2000 Posted February 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Nononononononono giving them out is my job. Nevermind, we'll do it this way. It was a huge conspiracy involving Captain America wanting the trading cards. he couldn't bear the fact that Coulson had them and not him! They're based on HIM! Give an explanation for Pokemon not being cool in schools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Nononononononono giving them out is my job. Nevermind, we'll do it this way. It was a huge conspiracy involving Captain America wanting the trading cards. he couldn't bear the fact that Coulson had them and not him! They're based on HIM! Give an explanation for Pokemon not being cool in schools. Actually most people have escaped through a portal into the pokemon world that is only visible by true pokemon fans. Leaving only the haters behind. Give an explanation about how Justin Beiber is not dead yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerooChann Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Actually most people have escaped through a portal into the pokemon world that is only visible by true pokemon fans. Leaving only the haters behind. Give an explanation about how Justin Beiber is not dead yet? Because Justin Bieber is under the blessings of gazillions of chiby armies of squeeling girls *shot* Give an explanation for why Harry Potter failed so much in the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Because Justin Bieber is under the blessings of gazillions of chiby armies of squeeling girls *shot* Give an explanation for why Harry Potter failed so much in the end? Voldemort cursed it...nuff said Giv an explanation why bacon is a fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihop Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Voldemort cursed it...nuff said Giv an explanation why bacon is a fruit. It isn't? Give an explanation why bus drivers open their door when they go round a corner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 It isn't? Give an explanation why bus drivers open their door when they go round a corner? ...thanks for not answering the game with any imagination? OT: Bus drivers just like to open their doors whenever possible. Why is weed illegal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gαr Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 American likes being in debt to China. Give an explanation for politicians being idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihop Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 ...thanks for not answering the game with any imagination? OT: Bus drivers just like to open their doors whenever possible. Why is weed illegal? Well thanks for making a rubbish question Because governments seem to discriminate against fun, you should look at some of their laws on murder. If sunflower oil is made of sunflowers and olive oil is made of olives, why isn't baby oil made of babies? EDIT: Err, I got ninja'd. That's awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan Alda Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Why is weed illegal? To anger Carl Sagan's ghost. He was a member of NORML, after all. Wait, I got ninja'd. If sunflower oil is made of sunflowers and olive oil is made of olives, why isn't baby oil made of babies? That assumes sunflower oil and olive oil are actually made from sunflower seeds and olives anymore. I think it's because baby plantations require too much pristine land cover. Why did Coca-Cola introduce New Coke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeguBrit Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 It went with the new company's new policy: "New is the new new!" They'd replaced computers, software, machines, the Ganges River, everything with newness. Then everyone hated it and they reverted. AND THAT KIDS IS WHY YOU DON'T GO TO WAR WITH A SNAIL WHAT Why is football so boring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerooChann Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 It went with the new company's new policy: "New is the new new!" They'd replaced computers, software, machines, the Ganges River, everything with newness. Then everyone hated it and they reverted. AND THAT KIDS IS WHY YOU DON'T GO TO WAR WITH A SNAIL WHAT Why is football so boring? Because you have to play it to feel it! Give an explanation for why is Yugioh getting boring each day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Because all the meta cares about nowadays is special summoning out your ass and OTK with a stupid amount of OP boss monsters. Give an explanation for why it's not butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Because it's actually the waste product of cheese. The cheese "urinates" and we collect that liquid and let solidify to become the "I can't Believe it's Not Butter" you know and love. Why won't anyone take my money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Because Soldier angered a magician. Give an explanation for why my parakeet won't eat my diarrhea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flanchan Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 It doesn't like the leftover corn. Give me an explanation about how the speed of light cannot be surpassed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Because light drives a big @$$ hummer. Why won't my hamsters get cuter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Because light drives a big @$$ hummer. Why won't my hamsters get cuter. Because its cuteness level is already OVER 9000!!! Why is Kony still alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 Because his body continues to sustain him biologically.Why did Harlem Shake become popular? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellcaster2000 Posted February 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 Because his body continues to sustain him biologically. Why did Harlem Shake become popular? All weird things are popular. Give an explanation for everybody having a higher star ranking than me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gαr Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 Because we're more active and post more than you. Give an explanation for why we hate annoying people so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 Because they let off a pheromone so strong that it can affect us through the internet and that activates our raeg protein which makes us more angry. Why don't they make heated waterparks for winter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellcaster2000 Posted February 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Because water park makers are dumb. Give an explanation for people giving LOGICAL explanations here: Because we're more active and post more than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gαr Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Because screw you, I'm a shota, b*tch! Give an explanation for why we learn more from anime characters than real life people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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