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I am so sorry for you.

I thought I would sacrifice myself so you all didn't have to go.

I fear I am too late.

Please, I beg of you, do NOT go see that movie!

[spoiler=Why You Shouldn't Go See This Film (Spoilers)]

- Hugh Jackman with a pair of testicles beneath his chin.

- An Oedipic home school.

- Coprophila (look it up at your own risk).

- Genital mutilation for "comedic effect".

- Frank Miller's version of the Batman

- A young girl's first period played for "laughs".

- Racism

- And the entire Beezel sketch.

[/spoiler]

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Don't have a choice, my school will be playing it for free some Friday down the line and I'm a sucker for stupid movies.
But yeah, heard this was pretty bad despite the number of acclaimed celebrities appearing in it.


See, that's why I wanted to see it at first, but it turns out they didn't even want to be in the movie. The directors are scum. I think this sums up their actions quite well.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wRn-bH9u3g[/youtube]
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"The film was released on January 25, 2013. The film has been universally panned by critics, with the Chicago Sun-Times calling it "the Citizen Kane of awful",[5] and many others referring to it as one of the worst films ever made."

 

 

Well

 

 

sounds like a no go eh?

 

 

See, that's why I wanted to see it at first, but it turns out they didn't even want to be in the movie. The directors are scum. I think this sums up their actions quite well.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wRn-bH9u3g[/youtube]

Jesus.

I think I'll still end up seeing it since it's free, but I'll just entirely get rid of my expectations then.

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Of course you have a choice, you're an adult. Just walk out or don't go to it.

My friends and I have this tradition of seeing whatever's playing in the theater every Friday unless it's something none of us are interested like Twilight this week.

And we talked about what we've heard of this movie, but it still seems like we'll end up seeing it unless something better to do comes along.

Which sadly isn't likely -_e

 

And apparently this movie has a 5% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

That's pretty bad.

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My friends and I have this tradition of seeing whatever's playing in the theater every Friday unless it's something none of us are interested like Twilight this week.

And we talked about what we've heard of this movie, but it still seems like we'll end up seeing it unless something better to do comes along.

Which sadly isn't likely -_e

 

And apparently this movie has a 5% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

That's pretty bad.

Please, I implore you, watch Stand Up Guys.

 

It is amazing.

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