~British Soul~ Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 My friend ret-gons you so you cease to exist, then uses a bit of my DNA to recreate me and I re-clone myself to claim the unprotected hill. My Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 You being ret-gonned never had DNA in the first place never had DNA, nor did your friends know you, thus would have no reason to use it against me. I later friend them and thus create the feeble attempt moot. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 God looks through the previous posts and un-Ret-gons me, I then Ret-Gon you, and Ret-gon logic ignores your actions as you cease to exist. Your actions never occured. I then convince my friend to not friend you should you ever get un-Ret-Gonned thus any attempt to friend them becomes moot. Oh and I re-clone myself and claim the un-claimed hill. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Being Ret-gonned, God would never know you. Your actions haven't occured. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 God saw you Ret-Gon me so he forces you to un-Ret-Gone me and then bans the use of Ret-Gonning for life. My clones beat you up and take the hill in my name. My Hil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Because you were ret-gonned, you were never to be seen when I did ret-gon you. Therefore this never happened. My hill. I leave the hill unprotected to whoever wants it, and make a Pseudo-British Soul for British Soul to use whilst his true form was ret-gonned as a sign of sportsmanship, making him exactly like the previous one all by a miraculous chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 The Pseudo-BS contacts god to look when Kyng Ret-gonned the real BS and manipulated the situation so that the ret-gone never happened, and then bans anyone from ret-gonning. Now existing again, I kill the Pseudo-BS not being needed, my clones then claim the unclaimed hill. My Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Impossible event due to the impossible recognition of the real BS. However, the board of the Kyngdom seal Kyng for three days for his wicked use of the Ret-gon and agree to the idea of banning this overpowered technique to be usedThe armies of the Kyngdom then grant compensation to BS and fortify his hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 With the compensation that I got from the Kyngdom, I fortify the defenses of the hill to include anti-ground and anti-air cannons, to stop intruders from getting the the hill. My Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueZero Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 I use my time machine again to get back at the time where you guys still fight and align myself in the BS forces, and when the BS forces get the compensation from the Kyngdom, I become a trustworthy general in the BS Army XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora1499 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 I nuke everything. My nuke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 I come in like I'm all that with my Nightmaren. I then turn out to prove all of that and slay all who oppose me. Alliance Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherz Posted February 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Hmmm, well, I don't want to kill you, since Spikey and all...sooo I create the perfect tornado, and fill it with cherry blossom petals. They are not normal though. They are steel. Right after your punishment, I catch you with psychic so you don't hot the floor. I then break all your bones, but you live. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeguBrit Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 I do a Potara fusion with Cherz and destroy everything except the hill. Our hill for a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
✪RION Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 I have the power to manipulate the rules of logic. And instead of a successful fusion, I turn you into a weird siamese freak of nature. You grew despair of your situation and kill yourself. My Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora1499 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 You try to hit me, but fail and are knocked unconscious. Joker hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeguBrit Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 I get Broly on your ass. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 The earth trembles, the wind howls and kicks up dirt and dust, screening your view, lightning strikes you down and as you fall down I appear in front of you with a murderous look on my face, my outline barely visible with the flying debris. I raise my infinitely sharp and dense sword and slice you, as well as the hill, clean in half. Then, I proceed at the speed of light to slice and dice you into a million tiny pieces and scatter your pieces in the wind. With that, I sit down calmly on my hill, waiting for my next victim and, quietly, I said to your departing spirit: "You dared take my hill?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora1499 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 I SUMMON MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN!!!!! My hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 *Eats sora and chicken* I leave the hill bloated but satisfied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 I create a giant hill and drop it on the original hill, killing everyone else who was on it. MY HILL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 I decided that I rather liked the bigger hill, which then I came back and: The earth trembles, the wind howls and kicks up dirt and dust, screening your view, lightning strikes you down and as you fall down I appear in front of you with a murderous look on my face, my outline barely visible with the flying debris. I raise my infinitely sharp and dense sword and slice you, as well as the hill, clean in half. Then, I proceed at the speed of light to slice and dice you into a million tiny pieces and scatter your pieces in the wind. With that, I sit down calmly on my hill, waiting for my next victim and, quietly, I said to your departing spirit: "You dared take my hill?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherz Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 *Sigh* I have subjected you to mind control. I am the puppet master. You guys have been fighting over something as meaningless as a hill, turning on each other, muahahahaha! There are plenty of hills, so I leave you poor idiots to fight among yourselves as I walk over to another random hill, and claim it as my own. Even if you kill me, you can only prove my point. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 I claim a mountain. MY MOUNTAIN. You all can claim your silly hills. THIS IS MY MOUNTAIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora1499 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Fuck your mountain, I have a Sora Cave filled with mountains and hot bitches on motorcycles. My bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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