Avaren Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 while your away to steal, then seal my soul away I hide within the hill itself, I then bargin with the devil, that if he give me the power to control fire, I'll give him 5 souls from your warriors. Durring the Night I assassinate 6 of your soldiers and give 5 of thier souls to the devil (keeping the other as my own), I then burn your camp and reclaim my hill. My Flaming Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinforce Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 My dogs intercept the assassination attempt, which stops you from getting your souls for the devil. Therefore, when he comes to collect the payment, you don't have it and he instead uses your soul which he already owns to drag you down to hell for all eternity. Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill with Dog Lovers Alliance camped at the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 yeah, but my soul isn't anywhere he can get and therefore he can't do jack, besides since I didn't include WHEN I would give him the soulls he also can't do jack. I wait untill the night and burn everything on the hill except for 5 newborn babies that happened to be in your camp, I give the baby souls to the devil. My Flaming Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinforce Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 We make sure everyone gets out alive from the burning, except for the five newborn babies that we sacrifice to bring you down. We then rebuild the hill, and watch and laugh as you try to give the souls you collected to the devil, only for him to drag you down to hell with him anyway because you promised him the souls of five warriors, not the souls of five newborn babies. Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill with Dog Lovers Alliance camped at the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 I activate "God Mod" and forrward the time on the 5 babys to where they are soldiers, fullfilling my bargin with the devil, now with his unblessing, I return to the human relam and destroy the words "Heavenly", "Kyngdom", "British" and "Cherries" from the English language. After said destruction I then remove the spinal cord from all your people and animals, then claim my hill while you all collapse already dead. My God Modd'ed Hill Of Eternal Flames Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueZero Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 With the power of the "God Modding" that I possess, I return to the time when you want to sacrifice the 5 people, and prevent you from doing so. #That means, your action after you sacrificing the 5 people, never existed Then I use the power of the Heaven to chain you and the devil into a large rock, and I throw the rock into the Bottomless hole :D Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill with Dog Lovers Alliance camped at the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 I pilot a helicopter and drop a metric ton of nitroglycerin on you, then I build a weather machine so that the frozen wasteland is covered in snow. I lead a colony of penguins and build a nice home for myself and my penguins so that we may leave comfortably.Penguin Empire Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueZero Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 I build a new hill beside your Penguin Land, in the name of Kyngdom and camped with Simdoggy on the foot of the hill. Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill with Dog Lovers Alliance camped at the bottom and Penguin Land beside it :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 The Penguin Empire, insulted that you would dare to refer to it as a mere "land", takes arms against your Kyngdom. Led by Commander Empoleon, the penguin army strikes you down.Penguin Empire Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 During the night I use my power of hacking to bring Crump the Penguin into the world, and because he is the penguin lord, all of your penguins obey him and follow him miles away from the hill. Humiliated, you surrender to the Kyngdom waving a white flag and walk off the hill. Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 I decide to claim a new hill. My Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherz Posted March 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 I destroy that hill. Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 I destroy your hill in retaliation, then claim a new Hill. My Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 *Sigh* I hire a group of expensive Kyngdom lawyers who sue you for being "so unoriginal" and have a very strong case to back it up. The court then rules that you hand over your hill to the Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries alliance. Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 The judge, however, discovers that one of the lawyers is in fact a fraud, and decrees that you obtained the hill illegally, and reasons that the only logical person to receive it is me. The false lawyer, in a fit of rage, reveals that he is in fact Crump! He mutters that it would have been much easier if Johnson was around to take this case, but the judge simply says that lying about his identity cost him the right to rule over all the penguins, who return to me side.The Penguin Empire Hill strikes back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherz Posted March 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 No, must...resist call of...penguins.... Can't...claim hil.... must...fight...urge to betray...the hill... I establish a new hill elsware to avoid the penguins. Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 The penguins are threatened by the new hill and take over yours, and bring that sexy mermaid in your sig over to me, and she happily agrees to be my bride.Hill of the Aquatics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Due to me being way too lazy to look through the topic, I summon a demon to warp dimensions, flattening the entire world. I then raise the ground under my feet, making me on the only hill in the world. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Uses my lawer skills, since no-one was killed I claim hill with no hassel then kill everyone with FIRE! My Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 As it turns out, my empire hid under the water when Pacmanexus' demon flattened the earth, which meant we were unaffected by the spell. Once we rise from the depths, the a tidal wave extinguishes the flames, and the penguins, my mermaid bride, and myself all reclaim the hill.Aquatic Kingdom Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Your Kingdom offers absolutely no defence when you are faced with a force whom conquered the entire Earth; with the great Wyzards of my Court, namely the Aquamancers, have your waters begin to tear you and your people apart, alongside Pyromancers who boil the entirety of your kin, I have some berzerkergangs overwhelm your now boiled forces and easily recapture the hill.This being done, I have soldiers to establish our camp back on the hill. In addition, Archangel Gabriel is thus ready to inform me of any future threat, allowing us to prepare in advance should this happen: Neph's alliance with heaven assures this.Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Knowing that you can prepair for my challenge beforehand I come and challenge you to a simple 1v1 game. With your Kingdom's honour in mind you readly accept my challenge at which I thoroughly defeat your champian by cheating (bringing the full might of the devil [x3 your forces] down on your people) and kill you all. The Devil's Flaming Hill of Etheral Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 A Wyzard has you killed prior to cheating. Furthermore, Satan wouldn't dare cross Archangel Michael, whom so happens to be allied with us.Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 A Wyzard has you killed prior to cheating. Furthermore, Satan wouldn't dare cross Archangel Michael, whom so happens to be allied with us. Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill incorrect, he full well knew that I was using his gifts to attack you. and we already established I'm a zombie and therefore cannot die again XP The Devil's Flaming Hill of Etheral Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Exactly, as did the Wyzard, who killed you for the cheating.Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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