ListenToLife Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 Except Arthur didn't need to, cos it turns out that Arthur's body was luckily buried inside the hill, and so was merely ressurected on top of the hill. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 Well, since he was resurrected on the Hill, Merlin being at the Capital of the Kyngdom, Arthur would simply be butchered on sight. Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 But no-one would butcher Arthur, he was a king! Anywho, he was wearing impenetrable armour, and wielding the magical sword excalibur, so he merely survives everything and butchers everyone in his way, and makes a quick phone call to Merlin. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 But no-one would butcher Arthur, he was a king! Anyhow, he was wearing impenetrable armour, and wielding the magical sword excalibur, so he merely survives everything and butchers everyone in his way, and makes a quick phone call to Merlin. My hill. Arthur's scabbard also makes him invulnerable to bleeding wounds. Besides, Merlin would never harm Arthur. But, anyhow, I have Morgan Le Fey on my side and she has obtained, by mystical means, unbeatable power and she utterly destroys you all, before bowing before me and letting me take the hill. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 I use the spear that shall pierce the heavens and kill you all. The Empire's Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 I claim the hill, and therefore logic dictates the hill is mine. My hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 But you need to beat the owner to claim it. I break your neck and eat you. Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 There is no rule against merely claiming it. I see it as defeating them logically. Your digestive juices contain a rare drug that heals all injuries to humans, so I merely tear your gut open from the inside. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 Unbeknownst to you, it is toxic unless I grant permission, so you die horribly. Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 You see... I gave DaWeirdGuy a dead man's switch-triggered nuclear bomb and as he dies, the bomb explodes and blows you up from the inside. The hill is also blown up and filled with radiation so I move on to the next hill. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 You see... I noticed that, so I instantaneously vaporized the bomb before it could explode before I ingested DWG. I then send my army of cows after you. Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 Turns out they're not cows, they're Horses, and are then used in Tesco's Beefburgers. So no army of cows. Oh, and I'm immune to all forms of poison. So again, I survive and tear you open from the inside. I then claim the hill once again. My hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 I groan in my palace, the well known capital of the Kyngdom as the first of the great settlements. Witnessing from my Wyzard's council of my heavenly ally's opposition, I simply send an army of the Kyngdom's soldiers. The army has one of my Wyzards, whom safely takes my Nephy's shredded form's samplings, before returning to the council as they restore the Captain of Heaven. Furthermore, the army overpowers you and again camps upon the hill, thus establishing our dominance. Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 I decide that your army certainly is very powerful. So I enlist some help. In the form of an Army of Timelords, using battle Tardises; some of the best war vehicles in the universe. They completely obliterate your Palace, including your wizards, and win me back the hill. My hill...with shared ownership by the Timelord Empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 I yawn loudly right before the Timelords obliterate us. They think they killed us all, but it is an illusion created by some mist from the yawn, and one by one, I silently assassinate the leaders, then set explosive bombs off within your army. As you stand alone, I summon Kyng to do the rights. I hold you in place with Supreme Arcana magic, and Kyng drives down the sword into and through you so hard the tip of the blade stabs into the earth's surface. As you convulse and die painfully, I slice you into multitudes of parts, then I use gravity magic to remove the blood and such, because that is dirty, and cleanliness is nice. I then feed your parts one by one, one piece to each of our cows. Then we celebrate and have beef steak from those cows. You are hereby utterly destroyed, and then I use Supreme Arcana magic to erase your very existence. So, you never existed anyway. We're still satisfied with steak, but without you in the steak. I permanently write this action into the Stone of Fate, sealing it forever. I then eat the stone after transmuting it into a piece of bacon. Its power is still in effect, but now you can't destroy it, as parts of the bacon turn into a steel liquid that seeps into my very body, sealing it forever within. Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 I admire the detail you put into such a plot. But the mere fact that you made an action to erase my very existence creates a paradox, for to erase my existence, you must know of my existence, but to know of my existence, I must exist. Such a Paradox can only be sustained by the power of the Tardises, a technology that you destroyed when you destroyed the Time lords. So this Paradox will then cause reality to collapse upon itself, and restart itself from whatever available point it can. That happens to be a point when the hill was mine. Therefore, it is my hill. (PS: That steak you ate? It came from Tescos.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherz Posted February 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 This won't due. I simply cast aqua prison on you, then I flood you off the hill with my ultimate. My passive skill gives all my allies a bonus in speed and strength, while my wave slowed you. As you try to cast magic, I slence you, as my allies gain on you. I heal them whenever they take damage, and we then kill you. Heavenly Kyngdom of Brittish Cherries hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Use the Chaos Emeralds to induce Chaos Blast to destroy you and your hill, taking the remnants of said hill and making it mine. Chaos Hill!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 The silence is useless, as I am not a wielder of magic, I am a master of Science. As such, I use a complex array of machinery to fire a single bolt of electromagnetic energy with just the right wavelength and frequency to shatter the chaos emeralds, thus making Chaos relatively useless. I then merely drop kick the pathetic little hedghog of the hill and claim it in the form of Sign Language and a very large flag labelled: My Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 No.Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 Yes My hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 I get an extra life, dive-bombing from a plan and shooting an X-Burner at the hill, incinerating everyone...then shooting a Chaos Blast for good measure xD Chaos Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 Yes How originalOT: More soldiers approach and unleash a volley of gunfire at you, before taking control and fortifying the hill.Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 Originality is over-rated. With Chaos out of the way; I repulse your troops and fortifications by manipulating the gravitational field surrounding the hill, then occupy it myself. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 I use the power of the 'No'.Heavenly Kyngdom of British Cherries' Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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