Kyng's Old Account Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 It's in Greg's ass. From last night's orgy. Mom was not pleased. The divorce papers will be coming in by June.Son...why...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 BECAUSE #YOLOSWAG Son, yolo is stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 But dad, I have the swagger!Son, this is why you don't have the moves like Jagger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 But I SO DO. son, why did did you beat that dude in chess? he just wanted to learn, not get beaten within a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 Because I hate him with a burning passion.Son, you wanna take a ride on my disco stick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 sure, let me just get a few friends over first. Son, which "friends" you have none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 THE FRIENDS FROM FRIENDS!!!Son, i am disappoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueZero Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 Screw you dad! Son... Screw you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledtitus Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 DAD!! You can't screw me, i screw you! lol Son, what a goo-o-o-d day, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 Eww, shut up dad. I don't want to know what you and Mom are doing tonight. Son, why are you doing that in the living room. You should only eat dinner in the kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted March 23, 2013 Report Share Posted March 23, 2013 SHUT UP DADI DO WHAT I WANTSon, why don't you go play in some traffic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted March 23, 2013 Report Share Posted March 23, 2013 Shut up Dad, I'll get killed. The point of this game is to safely direct Traffic from a distant. It is called Traffic Cop for a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 23, 2013 Report Share Posted March 23, 2013 ... back at you ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 Shut up Dad, the silent treatment doesn't work like that. Son, why are you so stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 WHO ARE YOU??!! Son... *walks away before saying anything* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueZero Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 F*CK YOU DAD! DON'T YOU DARE TO IGNORE ME! Son ... Why did you ... *forget about what he's going to ask* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 Yeah, me too.Son, why am I about to disown you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 Because I'm your daughter!!! Son, stop taking Oreos apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnetBomb Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 But the Cream is the best part! Son, why is my head a triangle!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
·Toot Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 Because your mother claims she dropped you as an infant. Honestly I don't think you're my real son. Gawd son you're 4 years old and you're still watching cartoons!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnetBomb Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 Only ones about middle age people who can't get a better job than fast food, has a mentally retarded friend, a greedy boss, and a girl who has friend zoned him. And worst of all, he's a sponge Why did my cereal tell me ooooooooo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted March 31, 2013 Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 Cheerio's.WHY SON, WHY?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted March 31, 2013 Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 BECAUSE I'M BATMAN AND YOUR NOT MY FATHER! Son, stop thinking you're a superhero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueZero Posted April 6, 2013 Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 Shut up! Old geezer! You're the one who thinks like a batman! Son ... I'm proud of you ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted April 6, 2013 Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 SHUT UP YOU CAN'T BROWN NOSE ME! .......thank you though Son, stop that. You know peanut butter is bad for the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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