Alice Moonflowyr Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Because I want to be a circus clown! Son, go help your grandmother get out of the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Wtf Dad, she's been dead for years. Son, this is how you fix a toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Wtf Dad, she's been dead for years. Son, this is how you fix a toilet. With your tongue? Son stop the prank calls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 But Dad, I already made the call to Panucci's Pizza. I told them to deliver to Seymour Asses. Daughter, why aren't you a son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Moonflowyr Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 I was, but then I got that sex change remember? Son, go clean that weird white stuff off of the computer screen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Shut up, that's your lap top dad. Son, stop watching TV and cook me dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Shut up, that's your lap top dad. Son, stop watching TV and cook me dinner. Liver and brussel sprouts it is! Son stop licking my shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 Bit o' shine fer yer shoes, sir?Son, I will always love you, but I am very disappointed in you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 Shut up dad, you're not Asian. Son, why do you have a F in gender? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 Shut up dad, you're not Asian. Son, why do you have a F in gender? So it appears i'm not really your son after all? Son stop throwing penguins in the blender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 But how else will I make my protein shake?!?! Son! Stop mentally scaring your sister! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueZero Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 Shut up! I never scaring my sister Son, stop telling your father to shut up ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 SHUT DOWN THEN! son, stop showing people your "Master Debate" award... it's disturbing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 No, you're disgusting for thinking such lewd thoughts.Son, why did you get suspended? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 because of people like you who think my "Master Debate" award is disturbing... dad, why is the sky blue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Ask your science teacher, stupid. (Also, you're the Dad to the son, stupid)Son, why...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 because I remembered the rules differently. son, why do you pick so many fights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 I have to pick something other than my nose. Son, why aren't you as popular and successful as I was in High School?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 becuase you didn't have a retard father. son, why is there a dog in the house?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueZero Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 Cause you buy it dad ... Son, why can't you stop pickin on me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 Would you rather me pick my nose/ Son why do you wonder the meaning of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 Shut up dad, being hipster is cool. Son, stop looking at your sister like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted March 18, 2013 Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 Not my fault she's wearing a micro skirt with a bubble butt.Daughter, why do you believe I keep calling you son? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Shut up Dad! You can't change my F in gender, no matter how hard you try to ignore it. SON! Why aren't you at MIT yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 You're the driver Dad, you tell me why we're not in MIT. ... Son, help me find this god damned remote! I can't find it anywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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