Northern Sage Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 This is a bit silly, but fun. So, here's how it works: One poster posts about what a theoretical dad might say to his son. (The post can, but doesn't need to start with "Son," It can be most things, just keep it clean. The next poster responds in the character of the imagined son of said dad, (the most well known being "Shut up dad! You're not my real dad!" or any variation, hence the name) then posts a new dad saying. Back-and-forth is fine here, so don't worry about waiting one post if the progress is slow. Don't double post, though. Son, I just started a forum game so we can spend more time together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limited Edition KING Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 You're not my father! Son, I sold all of your trading cards so that I could afford to send you to college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
宇佐見 蓮子@C94 Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Screw you dad. Or maybe thanks dad. Son, stop playing those damn Nintendo tapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Screw you, You're not my real dad... Son, Stop playing on the computer and go get some friends already, all those friends on the internet are only as good as imaginary friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Dad, how could you! My 2,00 friends on Facebook are all my friends even if I never met them before. Son, stop trying to be more cute than your baby sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Tigerwolf Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 No! I'll be as cute as Justin Beiber! Son! Go wash the car while I watch my favorite movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 I'm your nephew. =/Son, please, just give Clown College a chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Tigerwolf Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 No! I said I wanted to go to Mime College! Son...stop acting like my dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 Wazzat, Sonny? Boy, you rascals 'n' your Slinkies; when I was a boy, we couldn't afford Slinkies, so we took some springs and smacked each other in the rectum with 'em. Oh it was a gay ol' time~Son, what're you doing with your Mother's underwear...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Moonflowyr Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 This was under YOUR pillow dude. Son. Get your hand out of your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Tigerwolf Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 No! I like it down there! Richy! Give me back my wallet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 But it has pictures of my girlfriend in it.My child, did I ever tell you the time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 The time when you did what Dad? Son, did I say you can touch that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 The time when you did what Dad? Son, did I say you can touch that? What my dick that's bigger than yours? Son stop humping inanimate objects Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 You don't know what it's like to be teenager!!! Son, you suck at cosplaying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 You don't know what it's like to be teenager!!! Son, you suck at cosplaying. Really? I know you aren't my mother, so shut up dad and take off that dress! Son stop eating human flesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Really? I know you aren't my mother, so shut up dad and take off that dress! Son stop eating human flesh. Why not? It tastes just like Chicken. Son, why don't you tell me your problems rather than go to the internet all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Moonflowyr Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Because if its on the internet, it must be true. Son, stop watching that ecchi anime. Its unhealthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Because if its on the internet, it must be true. Son, stop watching that ecchi anime. Its unhealthy. More healthy than all those doughnuts you eat! Son, stop peeing on my newspapers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 But Dad, I'm a dog.Son, come f*ck your Mother with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Moonflowyr Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Gladly! Son, I'm going out with your mother tonight and inviting that really hot girl next door over here to babysit. I have secret cameras hidden all over the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 *Convient power outage* Dad stop cockblocking me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledtitus Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Son is that Jealousy that i smell? Dad, stop the Batman act. It's weird for a 40yr old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Son is that Jealousy that i smell? Dad, stop the Batman act. It's weird for a 40yr old. Ok son *flies off into the distance while in a bat-plane holding a bomb saving everyone in your city* Dad get me a hot slave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Son get me a hot slave. fixed OT: Eww dad, slavery is racist SON, why aren't you a doctor yet!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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