Project X

[Darth Revan of the Sith]

[spoiler=Trailer]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBv54LhBWyQ[/spoiler]

[spoiler=My Review]

1/5 Stars

 

Horrible, detestable, morally reprehensible.

 

This movie sucks and I mean sucks. It is a disgusting pile of muck and a poor excuse for a movie. It's comedy is horrible, it's amateur actors acting is terrible and the plot is streamlined and boring. It isn't funny in fact it is mortifying. Scenes of drug abuse, animal abuse, women abuse, film abuse, all of it here.

 

I can't believe this movie was brought into existence. It's directing is bad even for a home video motion picture. The camera functions are ridiculous and the pacing is irregular and annoying. Many parts of the plot were disgusting and wretched and this film lacked almost any sense of comedy.

 

I will admit though that there were times in which I chuckled, albeit rare. Nima Nourizadeh, I don't know what possessed you to make such a horrifying film, but considering this is your feature film debut, I would hope you do not make a mistake like this again.

 

This movie is talentless, terrible, horrifying, terrifying, mortifying, disgusting, rude, raunchy, nihilistic, boring, benign, and dreadful.[/spoiler]

[PAINTAIN GOD OF DUNDA MT.]

I feel the same way.

I'm surprised you only gave it a 1/5, should've been like a .5/5 :P 

Its hard to even call it a MOVIE. 

[Darth Revan of the Sith]

I feel the same way.

I'm surprised you only gave it a 1/5, should've been like a .5/5 :P

Its hard to even call it a MOVIE. 

Well... I actually don't like using decimals. The only reason I didn't give it a 0/5 was on the sheer occurrence that I chuckled.