ListenToLife Posted January 6, 2013 Report Share Posted January 6, 2013 Fortunately, all the seals had already died due to PETA's interference, making this whole parrelel thought process irrelevant and taking us back to the main matter at hand. Card games....on Motorcycles. (Aka, new topic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susie Posted January 7, 2013 Report Share Posted January 7, 2013 Unfortunately I bought all of the cards in the world So no one can play card games on motorcycles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniri Wulf Posted January 7, 2013 Report Share Posted January 7, 2013 Fortunately, I stole most of your cards and handed them out across the world for many to enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted January 7, 2013 Report Share Posted January 7, 2013 Unfortunately, Children's card games played by adults was not quite a good as the abridged version, so slowly lost viewership, making all cards redundant. Instead, we all had to go to...DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN...Pokemon cards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeguBrit Posted January 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2013 Fortunately, Pokemon stocks took a nose-dive so no one would be tortured into using those crappy cards in that crappy TCG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Unfortunately, that also meant that the actual pokémon games slowed sales and stopped production. Which is a terrible thing, because pokémon is fricking epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Fortunately, I have decided that we are not going into a debate on whether or not Pokemon is awesome and we all started playing boardgames instead, like Monopoly and whatnot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Unfortunately, that guy in the back corner of the room keeps spilling all of the board game pieces and, as a result, we are unable to find them and get frustrated with playing an incomplete game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krillin! Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Fortunately, Justin Bieber explodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Unfortunately, the death of Justin Bieber sends his insane fans into a manic aggression, causing world war 3 as we know it, with insane, prepubescent girls acting like manic zombies, eager to rip the flesh off of anyone who dislikes Justin Bieber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Fortunately, the government declared that girls infected by Bieber Fever were no longer considered human and considered, hereafter, zombies, so you are free to shoot them down. This resulted in big zombie-slaying events, providing better entertainment for people than Justin Bieber ever could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Unfortunately, the zombiebers can run, and when shot, their undying love for Justin Bieber release a pheromone that turns people within a five mile radius into zombiebers. And thus began the Zombieber Apocalypse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeguBrit Posted January 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 Fortunately, all of Bieber's detractors were immune to this pheromone, and thus rebuilt society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted January 9, 2013 Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 Unfortunately, humanity was threatened once more as Justin Bieber was revived as an evil demon god and lead his legions of undead Beliebers to attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Fortunately, Marth appeared and killed Justin Bieber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Unfortunately, as Marth killed Bieber, he managed to sing one verse from "Boyfriend" which exploded Marth's eardrums and forever left him deaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Fortunately, as a reward for killing the demon god, Bieber, he was gifted with psychic ability by some random old hermit who secretly took care of the world and the ability made up for Marth's lack of hearing and even let him enjoy music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Unfortunately, Marth could not use this power in Super Smash Bros. 4, since he was removed from the game in favor of Chrom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 [quote name='Phantom Roxas' timestamp='1357865564' post='6117625'] Unfortunately, Marth could not use this power in Super Smash Bros. 4, since he was removed from the game in favor of Chrom. [/quote] Fortunately Nintendo got their act together and copied Sony and Microsoft and made Marth available as a DLC for SSB 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Unfortunately, Marth costs $10 and is even worse than Ganondorf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Fortunately, Nintendo decided to give everyone 1 DLC with the purchase of SSB4 as gratitude to it's long time fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Unfortunately, Marth was not released until after this deal had expired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 [quote name='Phantom Roxas' timestamp='1357892526' post='6117924'] Unfortunately, Marth was not released until after this deal had expired. [/quote] Fortunately hackers hacked into Nintendo's database and stole credit card info, Nintendo then apologized to their fans and gave everyone a free DLC SSB4 voucher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Unfortunately, the hackers gave the stolen credit card info to Sony, who graciously accepted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeguBrit Posted January 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 Fortunately, Microsoft hacked it and changed all the credit card info for invalidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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