Kyng's Old Account Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Fortunately, you escaped in a helicopter prior to being mutilated for your amazing skin and parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Unfortunately, since you cannot pilot a helicopter, it crashes, resulting in your burning you ashes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A._Sakuyamon Posted March 6, 2013 Report Share Posted March 6, 2013 Fortunately you were eating socks at the time which for some strange reason made you fire proof, explosion proof, toxic proof, and shrapnel proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Unfortunately you're not water proof so you drown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A._Sakuyamon Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Fortunately I learn how to breath water at that instant. (Just an FYI being water proof doesn't mean you cant die in water, you still need air) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Unfortunately, using the logic from the Gravity Falls episode "Double Dipper", the water dissolves you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinforce Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 Fortunately, when you are dissolved, you become a part of the water itself and are now able to control all the water in the world. You still don't have a proper body, but you are one with the water instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Unfortunately . . . aliens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 Fortunately, paper disproves Spock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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