Phantom Roxas Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Fortunately, he is scared away once you take your STUNT SWORD out of you MAGIC CHEST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susie Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Unfortunately the sword breaks in half for no apparent reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teaching dragon Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 unfortunately slender man and slender mane are after you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 [quote name='Teaching dragon' timestamp='1358100313' post='6119721'] unfortunately slender man and slender mane are after you [/quote] Fortunately Chuck Norris really is here on a mission to kill them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susie Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Unfortunately Chuck Norris is an old man that needs to sit out for a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeguBrit Posted January 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Fortunately, Chuck Norris coaxed God into giving Chuck back his youth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Unfortunately Chuck Norris is a very over-used internet meme that has no real relevance in the real world. So you are back in your room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeguBrit Posted January 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Fortunately, the person in their room is playing Skyrim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susie Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Unfortunately the person isn't that good at playing Skyrim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeguBrit Posted January 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Fortunately they are smart enough to give all their best stuff to Lydia and make her fight for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susie Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Unfortunately you died in Skyrim and you don't have any other games available to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeguBrit Posted January 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Fortunately you went outside and fell over but was picked up by your future girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susie Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Unfortunately since you are a lonely loser you don't have a future girlfriend, so you fell over anyway and covered your face in scratches and bleeding cuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 [quote name='Aphex Twin' timestamp='1358117084' post='6119941'] Unfortunately since you are a lonely loser you don't have a future girlfriend, so you fell over anyway and covered your face in scratches and bleeding cuts [/quote] Fortunately you go back to your room to play Skyrim because dying once does not end your game in Skyrim....(have you like been on an Atari for the past 10 years?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susie Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Unfortunately you don't feel like playing Skyrim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 [quote name='Aphex Twin' timestamp='1358120859' post='6119993'] Unfortunately you don't feel like playing Skyrim [/quote] Fortunately you do like eating burgers out of your fridge, and thats what you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Unfortunately there is no food in your fridge- only unbelievably shitty swords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Fortunately your fridge happens to be a portal to an alternate universe where food is plentiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Unfortunately, Andrew Hussie notices you grabbing out into his fridge and smashes the damn fourth wall. You lose your arm in the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 [quote name='Mugendramon' timestamp='1358122814' post='6120029'] Unfortunately, Andrew Hussie notices you grabbing out into his fridge and smashes the damn fourth wall. You lose your arm in the process. [/quote] Fortunately the portal closes, with it you gain mystical regenerative powers where you then proceed to regrow your arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Unfortunately, the ground started shaking and a gigantic tidal wave made of pure earth rose up and crushed your house. You got swallowed by the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 [quote name='☯AixDivadis☯' timestamp='1358125896' post='6120072'] Unfortunately, the ground started shaking and a gigantic tidal wave made of pure earth rose up and crushed your house. You got swallowed by the earth. [/quote] Fortunately your regeneration heals you but you're still under a crushed house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Unfortunately the underside of the house possesses digestive proprieties, thanks to an old fat lady who died there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Fortunately, you remember how to dispel ghosts thanks to Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, and the Monster House stops digesting you, so you make your escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 [quote name='Phantom Roxas' timestamp='1358129336' post='6120126'] Fortunately, you remember how to dispel ghosts thanks to Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, and the Monster House stops digesting you, so you make your escape. [/quote] Unfortunately your STILL CRUSHED UNDER A HOUSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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