Landoise's Luminous Moss, a Puppet Show (One-Shot) (PG-13)

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[center]LANDOISE’S LUMINOUS MOSS: THE STORY OF THREE UNSETTLING MUPPETS, A BORED GOTH, AND KILLER ROBOTS[/center]
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Puppet Requirements:
[color=#000000]ALLY OF JUSTICE CATASTOR [/color]must be able to grip things.

[color=#4B0082]FABLED GRIMRO[/color] must be able to bundle up into a small black ball.

[color=#008080]NATURIA DRAGONFLY[/color] and [color=#000000]ALLY OF JUSTICE QUARANTINE[/color] require internal sources of illumination.

All [color=#000000]ALLIES OF JUSTICE [/color]except[color=#000000] CATASTOR [/color]must be able to fire or throw 1-3 cm violet missiles.

[color=#8B4513]ARM OF GENEX[/color] must contain a laser pointer.
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NARRATOR: It is shortly after the end of the Worm War. The land is ravaged with every kind of destruction and not many cities are still standing. After the war’s final battle, in which the pilots of Ally of Justice Decisive Armor bravely sacrificed themselves in order to slam-dunk Worm Zero into the sun, the tribes of Terminus struggle to rebuild.

[[i]The curtains open on a kawaii uguu sign that says “Naturia Forest” in big round yellow letters, which have been crossed out. Hastily scribbled in the corner is “Cursed Wastes”. The sign pulls up to reveal the scenery.][/i]

[SCENERY[i]: The background projection is a sunny, cloudless blue sky. From horizon to horizon, the hills are piled with coal-black dead shrubs and trees. Scorched boulders drift by in midair, hanging at various heights above the ground.[/i]
[i] In the foreground, Fabled Grimro sits lazily on a hovering rock, using a dismembered Genex-esque arm to shine a red laser dot at the ground. As she flicks it around, a swarm of automated Allies of Justice fly furiously after it firing violet missiles.[/i]]

[color=#000000]ALLIES[/color]: DESTROY. DESTROY. DESTROY.

[[i]They pursue it back and forth for a while before Quarantine gets snagged on a stump and happens to tilt upward and notice her.[/i]]

[color=#000000]QUARANTINE[/color]: RED ALERT. LIGHT SOURCE DETEC-

[[i]She flicks it onto Quarantine.[/i]]

[color=#000000]QUARANTINE[/color]: DANGER! SECURITY BREACH! CORRUPTION IMMINENT!

[[i]Catastor rushes Quarantine like a wolf and and eviscerates it.[/i]]

[color=#000000]CATASTOR[/color]: [[i]Whirring gears.[/i]] LIGHT SOURCE DELETED—CORRUPTION CONTAINED. [[i]Spots the red dot again.[/i]] RED ALERT. LIGHT SOURCE DETECTED! [[i]They zoom off again after the dot. Meanwhile, the backdrop fades from blue to orange to gray to indicate the coming of dusk.[/i]]

[[i]The spotlight moves to illuminate Naturias Rosewhip, Cliff and Dragonfly hiding under a small shelter of sticks. Dragonfly pokes his head out.[/i]]

[color=#008080]DRAGONFLY[/color]: Hey guys. Big news. They’re still there. For f***’s sake, doesn’t she ever [i]eat[/i]? Mother of the Stars, I am so hungry.

[color=#006400]ROSEWHIP[/color]: [[i]Poking Cliff.[/i]] C’mon, we have to Synchrooo.

[color=#696969]CLIFF[/color]: No.

[color=#006400]ROSEWHIP[/color]: [[i]Poking some more.[/i]] Come awwwwwhn.

[color=#696969]CLIFF[/color]: No. I don’t want to.

[color=#006400]ROSE[/color]: We can totally blow them all up, it’ll be awesome, we’ll go out in a blaze of glory. Poogh! [[i]Throws a cloud of dirt in the air.[/i]] Like that.

[color=#696969]CLIFF[/color]: We’re not going to kill anyone.

[color=#008080]DRAGONFLY[/color]: Shut up! Both of you, shut UP! Do you realize we might be the only ones still alive? I died! Many times! I was eaten, got set on fire, got squished. It was more painful than you can imagine, every time. I never fought back. And they revived me, over and over, and finally they told me, “Fight or next time we won’t bring you back.”

[color=#696969]CLIFF[/color]: Fight? [[i]Uneasy[/i]] But how would you…did you refuse?

[color=#008080]DRAGONFLY[/color]: I got my tiny ass out there and fought! I ran kamikaze missions carrying bombs! I did everything I could to help the war!

[color=#006400]ROSE[/color]: That’s AMAZING! Did you get to fight with Leodrake?

[color=#008080]DRAGONFLY[/color]: And that’s not all! Isn’t it fantastic that I come back home to see if anyone’s alive and the army’s here, hijacked by Edgy Goth Angel. I barely survive, I find you two, and now [b]you[/b] want to kill us!

[color=#006400]ROSE[/color]: [b]Sacrifice[/b] us. For the greater good.

[color=#696969]CLIFF[/color]: No point if we’re dead.

[color=#006400]ROSE[/color]: [i]You’re[/i] a no-point. [[i]Turns to Dragonfly.[/i]] Hey, Fruitfly! Let’s Synchro!

[color=#696969]CLIFF[/color]: His name is Dragonfly.

[color=#006400]ROSE[/color]: Oh, like I’m falling for that one again. Last time you told me your name was Cliff!

[color=#696969]CLIFF[/color]: I am Cliff.

[color=#006400]ROSE[/color]: Nuh-uh, you’re Rock.

[color=#696969]CLIFF[/color]: I’m [b]a[/b] rock, but my name is Cliff.

[color=#006400]ROSE[/color]: Nice try, Rock. I’m sure that other fly made of fruit wasn’t Fruitfly EITHER!

[color=#696969]CLIFF[/color]: That was Eggplant.

[color=#008080]DRAGONFLY[/color]: That’s it, I can’t take this anymore. [[i]Flies out at Grimro.[/i]]

[[i]In spite of the fact that he’s a dragonfly in near-darkness, Grimro trains the red dot on his face.[/i]]

[color=#4B0082]GRIMRO[/color]: [font=georgia,serif]You’re it[/font].

[color=#000000]ALLIES[/color]: RED ALERT. LIGHT SOURCE DETECTED! [[i]The Allies of Justice fly at him, filling the night with violet missiles.[/i]]

[color=#008080]DRAGONFLY[/color]: [[i]Winces from the red dot.[/i]] F*** that’s bright. [[i]Loops back and cuts into a small cluster of burnt trees. He hides behind trees until the missiles knock them down. He swerves past Core Destroyer, who does a U-turn and spots Grimro.[/i]]

[color=#000000]CORE DESTROYER[/color]: RED ALERT-

[color=#4B0082]GRIMRO[/color]: [font=georgia,serif]Olly-olly oxen-free[/font]. [[i]Rolls up into black ball and vanishes into the darkness, leaving the Genex arm behind.[/i]]

[[i]Core Destroyer stops in midair and is shredded by missiles. The remaining Allies bombard the floating rock the Genex arm was sitting on and knock the arm off. As the arm falls, Catastor intercepts it and rips it to shreds.[/i]
[i]The Allies drift peaceably away off-stage.[/i]]

[color=#008080]DRAGONFLY[/color]: [Stares [i]at the darkness.[/i]] How did we even win the war? [[i]Shakes head[/i].] Finally. Now-

[[i]Light erupts directly behind Dragonfly[/i].]

[color=#CC0033]OMINOUS BOOMING VOICE[/color]: [b]CHILLING FLAMES ENGULF THE WHOLE WORLD! PITCH-DARK FLOWER, SET INTO BLOOM![/b]

[color=#008080]DRAGONFLY[/color]: Dammit.

[[i]Curtains close and a large explosion is heard. Curtain briefly blows out and glows orange.[/i]]

[spoiler="THE END"]
PUPPETS:
[url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Fabled_Grimro"]Fabled Grimro[/url]
[url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Ally_of_Justice_Quarantine"]Ally of Justice Quarantine[/url]
[url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Ally_of_Justice_Catastor"]Ally of Justice Catastor[/url]
[url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Naturia_Dragonfly"]Naturia Dragonfly[/url]
[url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Naturia_Rosewhip"]Naturia Rosewhip[/url]
[url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Naturia_Cliff"]Naturia Cliff[/url]
[url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Ally_of_Justice_Core_Destoyer"]Ally of Justice Core Destroyer[/url]

OTHERS:
[url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Ally_of_Justice_Decisive_Armor"]Ally of Justice Decisive Armor[/url]
[url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Worm_Zero"]Worm Zero[/url]
[url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Naturia_Leodrake"]Naturia Leodrake[/url]
[url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Naturia_Fruitfly"]Naturia Fruitfly[/url]
[url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Naturia_Eggplant"]Naturia Eggplant[/url]
[url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Rose_Dragon"]Black Rose Dragon[/url][/spoiler]

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