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Video Games That Should Never Have Existed #1 Superman


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[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3b/Superman64box.jpg[/img]
[spoiler=Superman Gameplay][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNpBwU3PTX8[/media][/spoiler]
"God help me, because Superman sure can't!"
[spoiler=Why This Video Game Sucks]
First off this is the most ridiculous idea for a game ever! The entire game is mazes and minor powers that are nothing but useless most of the time. The gameplay and controls are shotty along with the most horrible graphics of that time (Comparitive to that time's capabilities in the Graphics department). Titus proved once and for all that it was one of the most terrible game developers around. Not only was this game extremely repetitive, but it was also horrible in plot. Why? MOSTLY BECAUSE IT BARELY HAD ONE! This game did NOT take full advantage of the game it produced and that is the saddest part about it. The gameplay was downright atrocious, with the controls in flight sometimes being horribly unresponsive. Resulting in extreme button pushing to work it.

This game does more to insult it's hero rather than glorify him. It has got to be one of the worst Comic Book based Video Games of all time. Not to mention it's extremely terrible voice acting considering it barely had any to begin with. However, I did not think I said enough horrible things about this game because it outright TERRIBLE! In short, the graphics are crap compared to it's time period, the gameplay is shotty with unresponsive controls occasionally, the voice acting is sh*t despite their barely being any, the plot is generic and foolish, and it is extremely repetitive.[/spoiler]

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[color=#0000CD]Everybody, shut up! Halu has opinions on things so we need to listen to him.[/color]

[color=#0000CD]But seriously, these things you're doing are just bad. Or at least this one. I looked over the movie one (quite frankly a movie I've never heard of so it isn't just a huge burst of obvious ramming into my side) and it wasn't actually godawful. Congrats on that. This review is far too simple and not at all entertaining. Pretty much everybody knows about this game being bad and how it is so bad (and next is ET, another duh). Yeah, AVGN did it but quite frankly it was a good in length and entertaining. Unlike this. Well somebody had to play the AVGN card so why not the guy only watching him for like 2 weeks? But it can't be helped that he's a good rolemodel for these kinds of things.[/color]

[color=#0000CD]Anyway, this game sucks. Screwed over Superman. Herp da f*cking derp. Thank you for bringing this all to our attention. We must take immediate action.[/color]
[quote name='Mr. A.' timestamp='1353126948' post='6071557']
THAT WAS GONNA BE NUMBER 2 SPOILER!
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[color=#0000CD]Que extreme disappointment of spoiler in...pffftt...wow, I couldn't even get to the countdown.[/color]

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[quote name='Flame Dragon' timestamp='1353457196' post='6074416']
Proton Jon is LPing this game. He takes forever to post new eps, but he is about as good as you humanly can be at this so I suggest you go watch. But yea, this is likely the second most hated game I know of.
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He was where I first even heard of it. Then I found this.

Why hasn't he uploaded any episodes for Superman lately?

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