[Finished]The Art of Crap

[Zazubat]

To make a card that is bad on purpose. How bad can you make the card? This contest will show you how bad you can make a card.

[spoiler=Requirements & Rules]
RULA NUMBA ONEU!: Your card shall be Realistic! I want to see no cards that have pop culture in them! You post here as you would in RC. If I see one, you will be disqualified, and your points will not return. [b]ONLY 1 CARD YO![/b]
Rule 2: I want to see pictures! No written cards at all. If I see one you will be disqualified and your points will be returned.
Rule Three: Your card may not have anything naughty or NSFW in them, they should as if they were real cards, just not useful at all. If I see anything like that, you will be disqualified, and your points will not return, because you were a naughty little boy. Or girl, but I doubt that girls are here, cause girls don't use the internets.
Vier: It must have an effect, as it is too easy to make the card a level 1 with 0 ATK and DEF and it being a Normal Monster, so if you are making a monster that should be it (you can make what ever you want)
Fem: Read all the things! If you havn't read all the things, and havn't answered my questions you will be disqualified.
6rd: I can make a new rule at any time/change the rules, I will post a new post if I do so, so make sure to read this again (not this tough that would be redundant.
Lucky 7!: The most important of all. The entry fee. I need 20 points. I will not accept your card until you give me the 20 points, and you post what cake you like the most (cause cake is awesome)
Special Rule (not required) I would like to see new cards, not bad card you either made in your past when you were bad at it (which we all know you were don't lie to be). But if you have one that just has an awful effect, you can post that here if you want to, it's not like I would know anyways, I mean jeez!
Make sure to read the other things, cause you need to answer more questions![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Judging]
You card will be judged on how bad it is in terms of effect, ATK/DEF, Unusability and Card Design/OCG (this is the only thing that needs to be good, as I don't want to see a picture of something like a sidewalk or something stupid, it needs to make sense in RC). To make sure you read this, type your favorite Model (Female or Male, I don't care, I don't judge your taste). If you don't have any, write you favorite Yu-Gi-Oh Card Here.[/spoiler]

[spoiler= Da Prize!]
1st Place gets 50 Points, oh man!
2nd Place gets 20 Points, oh man!
3rd Place gets 10 points, that's not as good, oh well!
Type I want to win those tasty 50 Points, and my name is (your username here)![/spoiler]

[spoiler=Contestants]
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(possibly more if I care, but when there is 7 only a week will go, so you might as well start making your card now). Write: I have never X (X being what you never have done). [/spoiler]

[spoiler=Further Notice]So, that's a lot of reading, but I will put you in the contestants when I see that you send me the points, and that you posted all the questions. BTW, post your questions like this:
1. Banana Cake
2. Miranda Kerr/The Winged Dragon of Ra (duh guys duh). Just realized, that may sound really weird out of context, woo I am not getting my hard on by a dragon. Tough it is a very sexy dragon...
3. I want to win those tasty 50 Points, and my name is Zaziuma!
4. I have never been in space.[/spoiler]