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Stupid things you thought of when you were a child.


david ice

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[quote name='Kabasaurus' timestamp='1347736735' post='6025693']
I didn't really think of that much stupid stuff but I know a 15-year old girl who until recently thought girls pee out of their vagina. Top marks.
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My brother used to think girls urinated from their ass, that beds were pillows and vice-versa and that the Lakitu in Super Mario 64 was God.

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[quote name='Hinagiku Katsura' timestamp='1347739898' post='6025742']
My brother used to think girls urinated from their ass, that beds were pillows and vice-versa and that the Lakitu in Super Mario 64 was God.
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Ok I think that tops it. Did he ever fall out of pillow?

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I thought babies crawled out their mother's mouths. I insisted that I remember doing that.
In the first grade, when someone used the word "hot," I would whisper "and sexy." No one ever noticed.
Bad words are bad and you shouldn't ever say them. Also, you must point out each and every instance that someone uses one.
I can scream loud enough to not be able to hear myself. Also, it's ok for guys to scream like girls.
Trains are out to get me.
It will take all day to count to 365.

Probably some other things that I forgot about.

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"The beauty of life is, while we cannot undo what is done - we can see it, understand it, learn from it and change. So that every new moment is spent not in regret, guilt, fear or anger, but in wisdom, understanding and love."[/size][/font][/color]

I do not believe I have done any stupid things in my life as I have learnt from them.

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