david ice Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 when i was young i still thought wrestling was real, when i saw people getting beaten badly, i thought why can't the spectators storm the ring and beat up the ''bad guy'' you know when the other guy is bleeding and s*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENMaker Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 I thought Ireland had a decent football team. Maybe they did. Not anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 That dinosaurs lived with early humans. That sports were cool. That math was fun. It still is, only in music form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Jesse Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 insert mandatory religion comment here I've thought a lot of stupid things when I was child. I had (and still have, actually) a very vivid imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david ice Posted September 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 -thought the whole gut consisted of the stomach but the most ridiculous is that you get hiv/aids from having a lot of sex(with someone who is negative) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 'Back in the day' everything was in black and white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gαr Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 Thinking that your parent's favorite word was no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 I thought lying on my back and keeping my legs in the air would make me lose lots and lots and lots of weight. Just by doing that. That was my exorcize, I wish I was kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 That the magic 8 ball was real, and that I really was going to grow a tail like a Saiyan when it told me I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 That I was into girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gαr Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 I also used to think steak was seaweed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 [img]http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/find-santa-claus-10.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 [quote name='+Catman' timestamp='1347419208' post='6023660'] [img]http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/find-santa-claus-10.jpg[/img] [/quote] How dare you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliminateHRN Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 I always thought erotic and exotic had the same meaning. So whenever someone said something like exotic animals or something, I was always confused since I thought it was something dirty. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 [quote name='Shradow' timestamp='1347419832' post='6023664'] How dare you. [/quote] Damn, sorry man, foolish to assume everyone knew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 I thought girls gave birth out of their dicks. Yes, dicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 In my mind, dancing involved exploding with confetti and stretching like springs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 [quote name=''Night' timestamp='1347395410' post='6023431'] 'Back in the day' everything was in black and white. [/quote] That, pretty much. Oh hey, wasn't there a… Oh yes, there was. [img]http://www.thefatwebsite.com/wp-content/uploads/calvin-hobbes-world-black-white-color.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 I thought babies were born by ripping their mothers' stomachs and crawling out. This is because I was born Cesarian-style. I mean, think of it. I mean, you pull your baby out of where you p*** and stuff. That's absurd. Okay, so technically it's from a bit different part within the thing, yes, but there's no way a 6-year-old kid would understand that sorta stuff, is there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 [quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1347420096' post='6023669'] I thought girls gave birth out of their dicks. Yes, dicks. [/quote] I had the same thought. When my parents told me that babies come out of a little hole in between their legs, I thought it came out between their dick and their butt. I thought there was just barely a pinhole for it to go through. I couldn't feel my abdomen for like an hour at the thought of it. [quote name='Darkplant - VENOM' timestamp='1347456772' post='6023802'] I thought babies were born by ripping their mothers' stomachs and crawling out. This is because I was born Cesarian-style. [/quote] I was gonna say... "In a wayyyy....yeah" I was born that way as well. I was ten pounds and I was suffocating on my mom's umbilical cord, so they had ta cut me out. Now ironically I'm only 5' 4" and I've weighed ~120 pounds for about 5 years. I have like NO appetite whatsoever. Is it weird that I also thought that girls getting eaten from the inside was arousing? Despite my lack of knowledge of the word... [img]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash4/277033_278564168823007_1313515018_n.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 Thought life wasn't a complex thing to understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 [quote name='Thar Ablaze' timestamp='1347457748' post='6023809'] I was gonna say... "In a wayyyy....yeah" I was born that way as well. I was ten pounds and I was suffocating on my mom's umbilical cord, so they had ta cut me out. Now ironically I'm only 5' 4" and I've weighed ~120 pounds for about 5 years. I have like NO appetite whatsoever. [/quote] My brother was also born the same way, having wrapped the cord around his neck, and trying to come out backwards. He is also very short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 [quote name='Comrade TentaSparkle' timestamp='1347495786' post='6024129'] My brother was also born the same way, having wrapped the cord around his neck, and trying to come out backwards. He is also very short. [/quote] I gotta meet this guy~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 I was a catholic. I used to pronounce "alcohol" "olcohal". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [quote name='Mihails Tāls' timestamp='1347707487' post='6025503'] I was a catholic. [/quote] So was I. I was raised Roman Catholic and then for some reason we went Methodist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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