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Stupid things you thought of when you were a child.


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[quote name=''Night' timestamp='1347395410' post='6023431']
'Back in the day' everything was in black and white.
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That, pretty much. Oh hey, wasn't there a…
Oh yes, there was.
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I thought babies were born by ripping their mothers' stomachs and crawling out. This is because I was born Cesarian-style.

I mean, think of it. I mean, you pull your baby out of where you p*** and stuff. That's absurd. Okay, so technically it's from a bit different part within the thing, yes, but there's no way a 6-year-old kid would understand that sorta stuff, is there?

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[quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1347420096' post='6023669']
I thought girls gave birth out of their dicks. Yes, dicks.
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I had the same thought. When my parents told me that babies come out of a little hole in between their legs, I thought it came out between their dick and their butt.
I thought there was just barely a pinhole for it to go through. I couldn't feel my abdomen for like an hour at the thought of it.

[quote name='Darkplant - VENOM' timestamp='1347456772' post='6023802']
I thought babies were born by ripping their mothers' stomachs and crawling out. This is because I was born Cesarian-style.
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I was gonna say... "In a wayyyy....yeah"
I was born that way as well. I was ten pounds and I was suffocating on my mom's umbilical cord, so they had ta cut me out.
Now ironically I'm only 5' 4" and I've weighed ~120 pounds for about 5 years.
I have like NO appetite whatsoever.

Is it weird that I also thought that girls getting eaten from the inside was arousing?
Despite my lack of knowledge of the word...

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[quote name='Thar Ablaze' timestamp='1347457748' post='6023809']
I was gonna say... "In a wayyyy....yeah"
I was born that way as well. I was ten pounds and I was suffocating on my mom's umbilical cord, so they had ta cut me out.
Now ironically I'm only 5' 4" and I've weighed ~120 pounds for about 5 years.
I have like NO appetite whatsoever.
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My brother was also born the same way, having wrapped the cord around his neck, and trying to come out backwards.

He is also very short.

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[quote name='Comrade TentaSparkle' timestamp='1347495786' post='6024129']
My brother was also born the same way, having wrapped the cord around his neck, and trying to come out backwards.

He is also very short.
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I gotta meet this guy~

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