Level 1 Psychic Tuner...HAHAHAHAH no

[RageQuit 2.0]

Blind Mindreader
DARK/Level 1
Psychic/ Effect/ Tuner
300/100
Lore: Must be Special Summoned by the effect of "Emergency Teleport", and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. Once per turn: You can pay 1000 Life Points: This card's level increases by 1. You can only Synchro Summon once the turn you use this effect.

So....yeah. Dumb idea.

And another Dumb Card:

Emergency Apocalypse
Spell/ Quick-Play
Lore: Special Summon 1 Level 2 or lower Zombie-Type monster from your Deck. You can only Special Summon Zombie-Type monsters the turn you use this effect.

Wow.

[newhat]

The first line is pretty funny. Why would you ever increase its Level?

Apocalypse could make Bone Tower locks happen, I guess? It speeds up Skull Servants. Nothing really wrong with it.