Pseudo-Equip cards

[Saynt]

[b]So with the ease of removing face-up Spell and Trap cards nowadays, there really ought to be a better way of using Equip Spells. Here's some based loosely on the Guardians, for a start.[/b]

Blessing of Eatos
Normal Spell Card
Target 1 face-up monster you control. After this card's effect has resolved and it is sent to the Graveyard, apply the following effects until it is removed from the Graveyard:
● This card is treated as an Equip Spell Card that is equipped to the target monster.
● You must banish 1 Spell Card from your Graveyard to declare an attack with the equipped monster. The equipped monster gains 500 ATK for each monster it destroys by battle. Monsters destroyed by the equipped monster are banished instead of being sent to the Graveyard.
● While there exists no other Spell Cards in your Graveyard: Negate the effects of Trap Cards that target the equipped monster, and destroy them.

Mystical Rod of Kay'est
Normal Spell Card
This card cannot be activated from the hand if there exists a Spell Card in your Graveyard. Target 1 face-up monster you control. After this card's effect has resolved and it is sent to the Graveyard, apply the following effects until it is removed from the Graveyard:
● This card's name is treated as "Rod of Silence - Kay'est" and it is treated as an Equip Spell Card that is equipped to the target monster.
● The equipped monster is unaffected by the effects of other Spell Cards.
● During either player's turn: You can banish this card from the Graveyard to negate an attack which targets the equipped monster.

Flying Dagger of Elma
Normal Spell Card
This card cannot be activated from the hand if there exists a Spell Card in your Graveyard. Target 1 face-up monster you control. After this card's effect has resolved and it is sent to the Graveyard, apply the following effects until it is removed from the Graveyard:
● This card's name is treated as "Butterfly Dagger - Elma" and it is treated as an Equip Spell Card that is equipped to the target monster.
● Once during either player's turn: You can activate 1 Normal Spell Card in your Banished Zone which is treated as an Equip Spell Card after targeting a monster, except "Flying Dagger of Elma"; have it target the equipped monster.
● When the equipped monster is destroyed, banish this card from the Graveyard and shuffle any other cards equipped to that monster into your Deck.

Tempered Axe of Grarl
Normal Spell Card
This card cannot be activated from the hand if there exists a Spell Card in your Graveyard. Target 1 monster in your hand, and Special Summon it. After this card's effect has resolved and it is sent to the Graveyard, apply the following effects until it is removed from the Graveyard:
● This card's name is treated as "Gravity Axe - Grarl", and it is treated as an Equip Spell Card that is equipped to the target monster.
● During either player's turn: If the equipped monster would be destroyed while in ATK position during the Battle Phase, switch it to Defense Position and its DEF becomes 0; it is not destroyed.
● When the equipped monster is destroyed, you can add up to 2 Spell Cards from your Banished Zone to your hand, except "Tempered Axe of Grarl", and banish this card from the Graveyard.

Righteous Flamberge of Baou
Normal Spell Card
This card cannot be activated from the hand if there exists a Spell Card in your Graveyard. Target 1 face-up monster you control. After this card's effect has resolved and it is sent to the Graveyard, apply the following effects until it is removed from the Graveyard:
● This card's name is treated as "Wicked-Breaking Flamberge - Baou" and it is treated as an Equip Spell Card that is equipped to the target monster.
● The equipped monster is unaffected by the effects of other monsters.
● During either player's turn: You can banish this card from your Graveyard to negate the activation of a monster's effect and destroy it.

Searing Bow of Ceal
Normal Spell Card
This card cannot be activated from the hand if there exists a Spell Card in your Graveyard. Target 1 face-up monster you control. After this card's effect has resolved and it is sent to the Graveyard, apply the following effects until it is removed from the Graveyard:
● This card's name is treated as "Shooting Star Bow - Ceal" and it is treated as an Equip Spell Card that is equipped to the target monster.
● When the equipped monster inflicts Battle Damage, discard 1 random card from your opponent's hand.
● During either player's turn: You can banish this card from the Graveyard to destroy 1 face-up monster your opponent controls.

Shining Twin Swords of Tryce
Normal Spell Card
This card cannot be activated from the hand if there exists a Spell Card in your Graveyard. Target 1 face-up monster you control. After this card's effect has resolved and it is sent to the Graveyard, apply the following effects until it is removed from the Graveyard:
● This card's name is treated as "Twin Swords of Flashing Light - Tryce" and it is treated as an Equip Spell Card that is equipped to the target monster.
● Once per turn: If the equipped monster destroys a monster by battle, it can attack once again in a row.
● If the equipped monster would be destroyed, banish this card from the Graveyard; it is not destroyed.

Cursed Dreadscythe
Normal Spell Card
Target 1 face-up monster you control. After this card's effect has resolved and it is sent to the Graveyard, apply the following effects until it is removed from the Graveyard:
● This card is treated as an Equip Spell Card that is equipped to the target monster.
● The equipped monster gains 400 ATK for each Spell Card in your Banished Zone.
● Once during either player's turn: If the equipped monster would be removed from the field by a card effect, you can banish 2 Spell Cards from your Graveyard to negate that effect and destroy it. The equipped monster cannot attack during your next Battle Phase.


[b]More Arsenal monsters.[/b]

Arsenal Protector
EARTH
Level 3
Spellcaster/Effect
During either player's turn: If a card Set in your Spell & Trap Card Zone would be targeted, flip it face-up. If it is a Normal Spell Card which is treated as an Equip Spell Card after targeting a monster, activate it. This card cannot be targeted by an attack if you control a face-up "Guardian" monster.
1300/1300

Arsenal Wielder
FIRE
Level 2
Warrior/Effect
Once during either player's turn: You can activate 1 Normal Spell Card from your Deck which is treated as an Equip Spell Card after targeting a monster, and target this card. When this card is destroyed, you can select a new target for all cards in the Graveyard equipped to this card. Once per turn: While this card is in the Graveyard, you can banish 1 Spell Card from your Graveyard; Special Summon 1 Level 5 or lower "Guardian" monster from your hand, ignoring its Summoning Conditions.
1000/1000

Arsenal Apprentice
WATER
Level 1
Warrior/Effect
You can Tribute this card and banish 1 Spell Card from the Graveyard; add 1 "Guardian" monster from your Deck to your hand. While this card is in the Graveyard: You can discard 1 "Guardian" monster from your hand; Special Summon this card from your Graveyard. The effects of "Arsenal Apprentice" can each be used once per turn.
700/700

[Saynt]

[s]Bump.[/s]

[Saynt]

[s]2Bumps.[/s]

[Saynt]

I Tribute 2 "3-Hump Lacoodas" to bump this thread thrice.