Vitower: Three Non-Sentient, Non-Aggressive Xyzes

[newhat]

VITOWER - Triangle Flag Vermillion
0/1800
[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110217075525/yugioh/images/thumb/0/0c/RankStar.svg/18px-RankStar.svg.png[/img][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110217075525/yugioh/images/thumb/0/0c/RankStar.svg/18px-RankStar.svg.png[/img][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110217075525/yugioh/images/thumb/0/0c/RankStar.svg/18px-RankStar.svg.png[/img] (2 Level 3 monsters)
If this card would be destroyed, detach 1 Xyz Material instead. During your Battle Phase, all monsters your opponent controls lose 800 ATK.
[color=#FF0000][color=#00FF00]WIND[/color][/color][b][color=#FF0000]/[/color][color=#FF8C00]Thunder[/color][/b]

It's a triangular red flag on a white pole. Nothing more.
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VITOWER - Willow the Lucky Breeze
0/2100
[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110217075525/yugioh/images/thumb/0/0c/RankStar.svg/18px-RankStar.svg.png[/img][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110217075525/yugioh/images/thumb/0/0c/RankStar.svg/18px-RankStar.svg.png[/img][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110217075525/yugioh/images/thumb/0/0c/RankStar.svg/18px-RankStar.svg.png[/img][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110217075525/yugioh/images/thumb/0/0c/RankStar.svg/18px-RankStar.svg.png[/img] (2 Level 4 monsters)
If this card would be destroyed, detach 1 Xyz Material instead. During either player's turn: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card to target 1 monster you control: banish it, and it returns to the field during the End Phase.
[color=#800000]EARTH[/color][b][color=#4B0082]/[/color][color=#006400]Plant[/color][/b]

It's a little tree.
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VITOWER - Midnight Streetlight
0/1900
[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110217075525/yugioh/images/thumb/0/0c/RankStar.svg/18px-RankStar.svg.png[/img][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110217075525/yugioh/images/thumb/0/0c/RankStar.svg/18px-RankStar.svg.png[/img] (2 Level 2 monsters)
Once per turn, this card cannot be destroyed by battle. If you would take damage, you can detach 1 Xyz Material instead and draw 1 card. If your opponent would take damage, you can detach 1 Xyz Material instead and draw 1 card.
[color=#DAA520]LIGHT/[/color][color=#4B0082]Fiend[/color]

It's a black lamppost.

[Zacktheflash96]

surely the flag would be wind and the tree would be earth?

[Saynt]

Can't imagine why non-sentient Xyz monsters would need 50 ATK, but then it's a power-sapping flag, a tree with the ability to briefly transport something to the Different Dimension, and a [i]fiendish[/i] lamppost.

I like the theme, but not so much the effects.

[newhat]

I don't really have an excuse for them having ATK.

As for the Attributes, I guess that would make more sense. Edited!

[Love of Ghibli]

Well my agents love the first one. Venus's need to become something that stalls and helps at the same time.

I don't know about the splashability of the other two seeing as utopia/maestroke already hold that rank 4 spot down and gacchi's boost is better than the lampost life gain.

[newhat]

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...gacchi's boost is better than the lampost life gain.
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You're right. Instead of gaining LP, it shall become a draw engine! Possibly an infinite one. Not sure how though.