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btw I have constantly referenced that there are 10 girls in the squad and 4 body guards (which look like the top four female olympic weightlifting champs) so yes go forth and multiply.[/quote]

Holy shi- [b]KILL THEM BEFORE THEY LAY EGGS!!!! O_O[/b] /jk

[quote]Hmmm I assume there will be statues erected in Clarice's honor as one of the legendary female heroines in the history of Lath. The scrolls and sacred text shall tell of her many victories...maybe leave out the pie making lol[/quote]

I hate to admit it, but you're right. She'll go on to become a legendary symbol of feminism ._. there may even be a celebration festival held every year on her birthday millenniums after she's already dead. Neither John nor the future Vampire Lord are ever gonna get anything like that.

[quote]Lets hope they don't manage to go forth and multiply then, one Clarice is crazy enough without adding a bunch of mini-clarices into the mix as well. Though John almost seems to be losing his confidence in this plan he set up, and Clarice is just going absolutely psycho without any extra help from the others needed.[/quote]

Nah, he's just unsettled by the lack of trustful and reliable people around him.

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[quote name='Merciful Idiot' timestamp='1351069214' post='6052473']
Somebody kill that squad before they make babies...!
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Let me handle it. All Alexi needs is to find out about the pies and I can justify some quite nefarious actions with ease. Trust me, if Alexi can get a hold of them there won't be any legend to worry about.

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[quote name='Ketodama' timestamp='1351101139' post='6052839']
Let me handle it. All Alexi needs is to find out about the pies and I can justify some quite nefarious actions with ease. Trust me, if Alexi can get a hold of them there won't be any legend to worry about.
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[url="http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28939701.jpg"]Really bro[/url]

This is getting fun.

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Come on. Where's the peace and love. So much violence, cant we all learn to love? Peace, bros. Lets have a lighter ambience, shall we?

Besides, if the girls are anything like Clarice then they're not gonna have kids. The guys'll be too terrified, and the girls are more likely to kill the guys than reproduce with them. So we dont have anything to worry about, they're as good as infertile.

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Besides, if the girls are anything like Clarice then they're not gonna have kids. The guys'll be too terrified, and the girls are more likely to kill the guys than reproduce with them. So we dont have anything to worry about, they're as good as infertile. [/quote]

They will attack muscular famous powerful men, and then rape them. Same thing.

@Beginning: that's why I said 'girls with Clarice-like traits', not 'full-blown Clarice clones'. If there was more than two Clarices on Lath, all men and vampires will be annihilated, leaving only human females by themselves who must now find out how to turn lesbianism into reproduction before they all die out.

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[quote name='Beginning446' timestamp='1351118642' post='6053086']
There would be peace if everyone would quit trying to kill off my stuff.
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Well you're playing a sociopath that has revealed herself as a full-blown sociopath. People like to kill sociopaths because they feel like they're doing a good thing by doing so.

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[quote name='Merciful Idiot' timestamp='1351135406' post='6053293']
If there was more than two Clarices on Lath, all men and vampires will be annihilated, leaving only human females by themselves who must now find out how to turn lesbianism into reproduction before they all die out.
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Ah, [b]HELL YES!!![/b] *shot*

Yeah. My bad. Won't happen again.

And BTW, lesbianism can turn into reproduction so long as at least one woman is a shemale/hermaphrodite. Though the possibilities of the offspring becoming abominations, similar to incest-related outcomes, may be more than 50%, there's still a chance to repopulate. If not, then [b]INTERBREEDING FTW[/b][b]!!![/b] *shot*

God, I'm a perv! :(

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Don't think I'll manage a post today. At the moment, I'm putting all my concentration on my [i]own[/i] RP (I'm sure MI of all people knows what it is), and I have to put up the IC Thread for it...

On top of that, I have a CV/resume/whatever to work on over the weekend, but I'm more likely to get a post out tomorrow or the next day than today.

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[quote name='Double C4' timestamp='1351200448' post='6053895']
And BTW, lesbianism can turn into reproduction so long as at least one woman is a shemale/hermaphrodite. Though the possibilities of the offspring becoming abominations, similar to incest-related outcomes, may be more than 50%, there's still a chance to repopulate. If not, then [b]INTERBREEDING FTW[/b][b]!!![/b]
[/quote] That's actually a pretty interesting observation. So Lath would become a world full of females and hermaphrodites over time when the old dies out and the next twisted generation has replaced them. When the red comet and the remnants of Eath finally arrive, they're all gonna go WHAT THE HELL- *shot for spoilers*

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[quote name='Admiral_Stalfos19' timestamp='1351222804' post='6054083']
Don't think I'll manage a post today. At the moment, I'm putting all my concentration on my [i]own[/i] RP (I'm sure MI of all people knows what it is), and I have to put up the IC Thread for it...
On top of that, I have a CV/resume/whatever to work on over the weekend, but I'm more likely to get a post out tomorrow or the next day than today.
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It's alright, I understand. You've already been busy, and now you even have your own RP to manage. I understand.

[quote name='Admiral_Stalfos19' timestamp='1351222804' post='6054083']
Don't think I'll manage a post today. At the moment, I'm putting all my concentration on my [i]own[/i] RP (I'm sure MI of all people knows what it is), and I have to put up the IC Thread for it...
On top of that, I have a CV/resume/whatever to work on over the weekend, but I'm more likely to get a post out tomorrow or the next day than today.
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It's alright, I understand. You've already been busy, and now you even have your own RP to manage. I understand.

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But Elnaer's not ready for the assault yet, that's the problem. However, since it looks like Admiral's occupied, I'm just gonna use random ordinary scientists to get the job done.

With Ed ready, I guess that makes up the entirety of the human force now. We should be ready for the assault pretty soon.

Also, FYI, even among the royal guards themselves, magic is rare. There are probably only like five in total, Vanir having been one of them before he was so graciously killed off :\

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[quote name='Merciful Idiot' timestamp='1351469878' post='6056019']
Also, FYI, even among the royal guards themselves, magic is rare. There are probably only like five in total, Vanir having been one of them before he was so graciously killed off :\
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Oops. Well, I never specifically said they could use magic, did I? I only showed that the captain of the group (Not necessarily the captain of the Royal guard, just A captain) could use magic, and wth him being in a high position, it isn't exactly unlikely now, is it.
Perhaps the magical blood just refers to them being stronger, better and faster than other vampires. Adrian has a simple effect (but 'vamp'ed up a bit. XD Sorry, bad pun)

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