Trap Monsters (And not that kind)

[Zeppeli Gyro Supreme]

Three different ways of making this work, but it's a funky idea I had based on a conversation I just had.

Bear Trap
Normal Trap Card
This card can be Set in your Monster Card Zone in Defense Position as a monster with (Earth/Machine/1/0/0). When this face-down card (in your Monster or your Spell/Trap Card Zone) is flipped face-up, destroy the monster the highest ATK on the field.

Loop Trap
Normal Trap Card
This card can be Set in your Monster Card Zone in Defense Position as a monster with (Earth/Plant/1/0/0). When this face-down card in your Monster Card Zone is flipped face-up, destroy 1 Spell/Trap Card on the field. You may then reveal and Set 1 monster in your hand.

Practice Dummy
Normal Trap Card
When this card is activated, Set 1 card from your hand. You may Set this card in your Monster Card Zone in Defense Position as a monster with (Earth/Rock/1/0/0). When this card in your Monster Card Zone is attacked and flipped face-up, you may activate its effect.