Epic Rap Battles of YCM! #2 - Thar vs. Creator [LOCK]

[Thar]

[center]I figured since the last one went so well, I'd post a rap battle that me and Creator did a while back but never put into video.[/center]
[center]And now that he might not come back, I'll just post it for you all to see.[/center]

[center]Now without further ado...[/center]

[center][img]http://i.imgur.com/j6Iba.png[/img][/center]

[center][size=6][color=#8b4513][b]Thar[/b][/color] vs. [color=#ff0000][b]Creator[/b][/color][/size][/center]

[center][i][color=#000000][b][size=8]BEGIN![/size][/b][/color][/i][/center]

[center][size=6][color=#000000][b]~~~[/b][/color][/size][/center]

[center][color=#8b4513][u][i][b][size=5]Thar[/size][/b][/i][/u][/color][/center]

[center][size=4][color=#8B4513][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]It's time for the show, so I'll try and have a go[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]Poppin' rhymes like Allen Poe, gonna climb this mofo[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]My oh my, I'm blastin' off, before you can even cough[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]Flippin' coins, callin' tails cause the head's not enough[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]Get real, mothaf*cka, I ain't gonna break a sweat[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]Cause I got the big truckas giving me their private jet[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]I be taking off as fast as a sonic rainboom[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]B*tches think I'm so fly, cause their pu**ies, I consume[/background][/font][/color][/size][/center]

[center][color=#ff0000][u][size=5][i][b]Creator[/b][/i][/size][/u][/color][/center]

[center][size=4][color=#FF0000][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]Woah there b*tch[/background][/font][/color][/size][/center]
[center][size=4][color=#FF0000][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]I'm gonna have to ask you to stop this[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]rappers like you, I eat for breakfast[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]So step into the kitchen and work the fryer[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]if you can't handle the heat, watch out for the fire[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]your getting beat so bad, things are looking dire[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]Now really man[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]you shouldn't gamble[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]because lady luck's mine and I'll leave you in shambles.[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]I know I asked you to rap against me[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]but sad to say, I expected more[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]at this rate Thar[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]the only Crimson you'll see[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]is on your shirt after I beat ye[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]now don't you wish you could be me?[/background][/font][/color][/size][/center]

[center][color=#8b4513][size=5][u][i][b]Thar[/b][/i][/u][/size][/color][/center]

[center][size=4][color=#8B4513][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]Comeback is lame, but this ain't close to game[/background][/font][/color][/size][/center]
[center][size=4][color=#8B4513][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]By the way, that fryer job is what you're about to claim[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]With the mic in our hands, and the voice of the fans[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]I will make you eat my own sh*t sold in these tin cans[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]B*tch, you may have an ego the size of a rhino[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]But if I must be honest, you're like an albino[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]The rhymes that you portray are as pale as f*ck[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]So get back to balloons, where you blow more then you suck[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]Now make me a sandwich, with sh*tloads of meat[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]Cause I will not let you f*ck up my fat beat[/background][/font][/color][/size][/center]

[center][color=#ff0000][size=5][u][i][b]Creator[/b][/i][/u][/size][/color][/center]

[center][size=4][color=#FF0000][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]I'll have you know albinos are pretty cool[/background][/font][/color][/size][/center]
[center][size=4][color=#FF0000][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]Much better than some courtyard drool[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]the only thing I'll be blowing is your mind[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]straight from Texas to shanghai[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]the only s*** tins I be sellin is my s*** on platinum blu-ray[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]you best make way[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]cuz I'm bringing the stampede[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]I've got as many rhymes as the legs on a centipede[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]I knew you were hungry[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]I mean after all, I'll be making money[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]some step up, sit down, enjoy the meal[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]all you have to do is make a deal[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]sell me your soul[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]and stop being a tool[/background][/font]
[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]now excuse me while I play pool[/background][/font][/color][/size][/center]

[center][b][color=#000000][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]~~~[/background][/size][/font][/color][/b][/center]

[center][color=#000000][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]Who won?[/background][/size][/font][/color][/center]


[center][size=6][color=#000000][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]Who's next?[/background][/font][/color][/size][/center]



[center][i][size=8][color=#000000][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)]YOU DECIDE![/background][/font][/color][/size][/i][/center]


[center][color=#000000][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5][background=rgb(251, 253, 254)][img]http://i.imgur.com/j6Iba.png[/img][/background][/size][/font][/color][/center]

[Nathanael D. Striker]

Thar, you lost again. Creator beat you hands down.

[Thar]

[quote name='monsieur Strikeman' timestamp='1342926613' post='5985120']
Thar, you lost again. Creator beat you hands down.
[/quote]

Yeah, I know. I was too OCD about the words matching the beat, so I was limited.
And this was my first rap battle ever.

[Nathanael D. Striker]

I'd honestly face ether Ice or Dae.

[Thar]

I'd suggest facing Dae first, then Ice.
I'd pay to see both.

[Clair]

I'm still taking any takers. Because for some odd reason, I really want to do this. Hahah.

[Thar]

[quote name='Clair' timestamp='1342931285' post='5985200']
I'm still taking any takers. Because for some odd reason, I really want to do this. Hahah.
[/quote]

I'll take you on. ^^
Name the terms.

[Nathanael D. Striker]

Get out of my way Thar. I want to take her on as a warm-up for Dae.

[Thar]

[quote name='monsieur Strikeman' timestamp='1342931548' post='5985206']
Get out of my way Thar. I want to take her on as a warm-up for Dae.
[/quote]

Dude, it's Clair. You are outclassed.

[Nathanael D. Striker]

Thar, you're more outclassed than me. Besides, Clair and I go way back.

[Fusion X. Denver]

I'll rap you anytime, son.
I liked both of the lyrics, but Creator had a bit more of a flow.

[Nathanael D. Striker]

I'll take on anyone for facetime.

[Zimiri of the Muse]

Id love to be in a rap battle sometime. as longa s its not dae.. [size=1]scares me....[/size]

[Thar]

[quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1342932317' post='5985222']
I'll rap you anytime, son.
I liked both of the lyrics, but Creator had a bit more of a flow.
[/quote]
[quote name='monsieur Strikeman' timestamp='1342932446' post='5985226']
I'll take on anyone for facetime.
[/quote]

Think we can pull off a four-way?
Me vs. Striker vs. Fusion vs. Clair
If not, we can just do an elimination do-hickey.
Striker vs. Clair
Me vs. Fusion
Successors and losers do a final rap battle against each other.

[Super Chaos Sonic]

Creator won, sorry Thar.

Though seeing Fuse on one of these would be lulzy ^^

[CinnamonStar]

I don't know, but so far, I've always preferred Thar's rap.
Excuse my lack of knowledge about rapping.>.<

But everytime I see these, I try to read them aloud in my mind.
And Thar seems to have better flow (at least from my understanding of it).

The comeback towards the end was really good.

[Thar]

Requesting a lock for this thread. The official Rap Battle thread will take the place of the first one.