If I find the Rat's Tail, I'll ask Bahamut to make me a...

[Just Crouton]

How the game works:

1) You describe what you are (ex: SOLDIER, Red Mage, Paladin, Goblin etc.)
2) Describe the flaws (weakness, logical flaws) of your job.
3) End with "If I find the Rat's Tail, I'll ask Bahamut to make me a [different job]".
4) The jobs you can use aren't limited to playable ones from the games. You can start with being a Galbadian Soldier, and want to be a Marboro.


If you're having trouble finding jobs, use the [url="http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Elite_Soldier"]wikia[/url].


I'll start with an example.

[i]I'm a SeeD. In a world where fully automatic guns are available, I have a gunblade -no, not a gun that becomes a sword like the Blade Blaster from Power Rangers, but a gun with a blade replacing the barrel AND it doesn't shoot bullets-, and no body armor like kevlar because I'm a flaming moron who may or may not get shot to death by gun-wielding stocks later on because I was stupid to bring a gunblade to a gunfight. If I find the Rat's Tail, I'll ask Bahamut to make me a [url="http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Elite_Soldier"]Elite Soldier[/url] instead.[/i]

[Johan Liebert]

not 2 be mean, but wth