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A simple test of your card-managing abilities. Your job is to introduce another card to this "archetype"...

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Kluck Kornhen
[color=#FF0000]FIRE[/color]/2 Stars
Winged Beast/Effect
If this card is Summoned: You can target 1 Spell or Trap Card; return it to the hand and gain 1000 Life Points. This card cannot be destroyed by battle with a Level 4 or Rank 4 monster.
1200/500

Bah Muttonsheep
[color=#00FF00]WIND[/color]/3 Stars
Beast/Effect
When this card is Normal Summoned or flipped face-up: You can add 1 "Splick Sammon" or "Kluck Kornhen" from your Deck to your hand and gain 800 Life Points.
1050/1600

Mu Moondairy
[color=#FFD700]LIGHT[/color]/5 Stars
Beast-Warrior/Effect
When this card is Summoned: You can target 1 face-up card on the field: Set it. During your Battle Phase: You can discard this card; all face-up monsters you control gain 400 ATK, and if they would inflict Battle Damage to your opponent, gain that amount of Life Points instead.
1800/400

Splick Sammon
[color=#0000FF]WATER[/color]/4 Stars
Fish/Effect
When this card is Normal or Flip Summoned: You can Special Summon 1 "Mu Moondairy" or "Kluck Kornhen" from your hand or Graveyard, then 1 monster you control (except this card) becomes Level 4.

King Kung-Toe-Fu
[color=#800000]EARTH[/color]/Rank 4 (2 Level 4 monsters of different Type and Attribute)
Plant/Xyz/Effect
Whenever you gain Life Points by a monster's effect, your opponent banishes 1 card they control (during the Chain). During each of your Standby Phases: Detach 1 Xyz Material from this card or take 2000 damage.
2500/1950
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...and find a way to break these.

Grading will be on how well your created card fits with these cards thematically, how broken it is, and how not-broken it would be if these cards weren't available. Grammar too, though not so much.

Prizes:
1st place: 50 points + [color=#006400]1 rep[/color]
Special Possible Bonus Prize for Being Surprisingly Cool: [color=#00FF00]3 reps[/color]

Entries cost 15 points, and if you're really not confident you can enter more than 1 card by paying entry multiple times. Your card can be posted here written or in image form, and the deadline is July 16th. Move fast.